whats up with chicks man?

[J.S.N.]

well i'll give lozgod's thing a shot man, but I will have to put in work because I naturally come off as the nice guy, so it will take some practice and we will see if it works.

i think when they say "too nice" they really mean "he's smothering me." (warm guy vs. cool guy instead of nice guy vs. asshole)

loz's system works mostly on acting disinterested/jaded.

i'm really the same way w/ girls sometimes too. if she's acting all super into me it can be like, "i could nail her in 5 minutes... NEXT!"

[MILPOLDAN1]

Well like you said, it's not for guys wanting a wife, but it will get you laid.I think that strategy works because you don't come off as being needy.

or if you already have a wife

[AandF6969]

Women can't chase what doesn't run away from them...

[jordanfanatic23]

i tihnk my problem is like i said in another thread is, at first I get too attatched to them , them as time goes by i like them less and less , which is maybe why I came off as too nice.

[houseofpain]

LMMFAO at post #2 and post #3
~HOP

[KGBnine]

or if you already have a wife

you dog, you!

[MILPOLDAN1]

you dog, you!

well she is in Iraq so i am a geographical bacholer (or how ever you spell that word)

[Lozgod]

I actually had my heart smashed in to little bits before those rules became obvious to me, it took some practice, but now it is second nature.

I met this girl, she was the finest girl I ever met in my life in every way. Face, smile, body, style of dress, class, everything. I was living in Philly at the time and she lived in Salem NJ. About 35 minutes away. I thought she was God's gift to man and treating her like a queen. Turns out she was nothing but a fine ass hoe. I figured it out after 2 years of sweating her ass. My dad been a player all of his life and he used to tell me but I never listened. Well after her, I listened.

[J.S.N.]

well she is in Iraq so i am a geographical bacholer (or how ever you spell that word)

hell yeah! out of area code, ****, more like out of flippin' continent.

[Juddman]

I actually had my heart smashed in to little bits before those rules became obvious to me, it took some practice, but now it is second nature.

I met this girl, she was the finest girl I ever met in my life in every way. Face, smile, body, style of dress, class, everything. I was living in Philly at the time and she lived in Salem NJ. About 35 minutes away. I thought she was God's gift to man and treating her like a queen. Turns out she was nothing but a fine ass hoe. I figured it out after 2 years of sweating her ass. My dad been a player all of his life and he used to tell me but I never listened. Well after her, I listened.

Amen to that...I was a nice guy, now certain relationships have turned me into a coldhearted asshole to women. I listen now too.

[J.S.N.]

jf23 hit a nerve here. this thread is blowin' up like 9/11.

[MILPOLDAN1]

yeah never sweat a hoe, it will be alot of wasted sweat

[Lozgod]

this thread is blowin' up like 9/11.

[jordanfanatic23]

dude I was thinking the same thing. i feel all special so many people responded and gave mt tips, thanks guys! i was a little depressed about ti to be honest but now im in a great mood! i think its just because I made a tuna sandwich and found a stash of salt and vinegar chips that my roomie bought.

[MILPOLDAN1]

two things i never stress about, that always come and go in life, money and women

[jordanfanatic23]

im a whore for money, money means everything to me. I think its because I grew up lower middle class/borderline broke. so withouth money i feel useless, granted there is more important than that.

[CastorTroy]

Here ya go, sorry if a repost:

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is
a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably

never be able to support you.

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Why do
women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is
about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the
oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the

front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him
in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have
discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can

walk down the street with a bald head and a beer

gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[Basilus]

I have read through this site, it has some usefull stuff, anyone else ever seen it ?

http://www.bristollair.com/misc/the_...out_women.html

and btw good posts Loz

[Lozgod]

It's great being a male.

Here ya go, sorry if a repost:

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is
a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably

never be able to support you.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Why do
women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows

them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

How do you know when a woman is
about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

-------------------------------------------------------------------

How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the
oven.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

build up the required pressure.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the

front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him
in.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Scientists have
discovered a food that diminishes

a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Women will never be equal to men until they can

walk down the street with a bald head and a beer

gut, and still think they are sexy.

-------------------------------------------------------------------

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[MILPOLDAN1]

yeah that is funny

[MMA]

Ah man it's all an f'n game, hot women have men falling all over them all of the time, so your nice to them, so are a 100 other guys (guys that are better looking, more money, nice car/clothes etc) so it's no challenge for them. Women like a challenge, (just like we do) , last thing they want (at least in the beginning) is you to be always available, calling, asking them out etc **** seems too needy to them. Trick is like a balancing act, giving them just enough attention to keep them interested but at the same time convincing them you don't give a ****, like you got so many other options that they just need to take a number.

With that said, just like somebody else said if your not a badboy and it ain't in your blood then don't try to be, they'll see right through it. Bitches.

great advice. it's not so much that women love assholes, it's that women despise men who are weak and needy. assholes don't act weak or needy, so women fall for them. however, complete assholes often have trouble maintaining relationships. there are times being an asshole will really work, and there are times (less often) when treating her good will make her melt for you. figure out which is which, and you'll be the king.

also, always thoroughly respect yourself. don't ever lower youself for a woman, cater to a woman, or tolerate disrespect. she may test you on an early date, to see how much **** you'll take from her. take none. let her know you'll call her on her bull****, and you're willing walk out right there and leave her alone in that restaurant or where ever.

most men nowadays have no balls whatsoever, so just always demanding basic respect will make you a man among boys.

[MILPOLDAN1]

great advice. it's not so much that women love assholes, it's that women despise men who are weak and needy. assholes don't act weak or needy, so women fall for them. however, complete assholes often have trouble maintaining relationships. there are times being an asshole will really work, and there are times (less often) when treating her good will make her melt for you. figure out which is which, and you'll be the king.

also, always thoroughly respect yourself. don't ever lower youself for a woman, cater to a woman, or tolerate disrespect. she may test you on an early date, to see how much **** you'll take from her. take none. let her know you'll call her on her bull****, and you're willing walk out right there and leave her alone in that restaurant or where ever.

most men nowadays have no balls whatsoever, so just always demanding basic respect will make you a man among boys.

good post

[maxmuscle187]

im reminded of my old motto....." a bytch is a bytch"

[AandF6969]

im reminded of my old motto....." a bytch is a bytch"

but a dog is a man's best friend

[punchrf]

i don't know why being an ass works. i dated this one girl twice. the first time for 6 months and i didn't care about her at all. me and my friends would go out drinking all the time and i would leave her at home and she was pissed but stayed with me and cared about me so much. i finally got rid of her because i didn't want a girlfriend anymore even though it was like i never had one. 2 years later we got back together and i was a little more mature and i guess i cared too much because she didn't care for me the same way as before. i couldn't figure it out. but then she turns around the first week after she got rid of me and finds some as$hole guy. the funny thing is karma bit me in the a$s from being so mean to her the first go around. it's alright though i'm still going to beat up her boyfriend when i can find him. i found him once but that little guy is quick. he must be some champion runner.

[3Vandoo]

women are evil

[TheGame826]

Just remember one of the golden rules. Always have more then one girl and even then keep finding more because your a guy. What do us guys do? We mess up so we need the next girl to fall back on when the last girl decides we are to nice.

[HeavyHitter]

seriouslly, I met this chick and we start talking hit it off great, then she stops calling less and wont return my calls out of the blue. then come to find out i hear from the grape vine that its because im "too nice" ??? this girl is suppose to be a good girl too u know not a girl you can pass around. this is the second time this happened to me. whats up with chicks I thought they wanted mr nice guy once in a while but I guess not. sorry if i sound like a pansy but **** this **** frustrates me man. just had to vent.

whoever said it "over-kill", is exaclty right. You were too nice which makes girls think that your either fake (b/c no guy is that nice unless your gay) or your gay, and when i say that, it means your to feminine for her deisres)

She wants to play the game, play it right back, ignore and act like you dont like her anymore... (this being at a bar or club)

good luck bro she'll come back!!

[FRANK WHITE]

The more you don't care the more she'll chase you. "You are what you think you are" Tell yourself your the baddest dude around every day and you'll start to believe it, and thus the chicks will notice.

[kloter1]

thats why you get her super drunk ,fok her doggystyle and **** on her bed.