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    WRONG!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I was an Insurance Agent bucko...........after the 2 year contestability period it will pay.

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    the military isnt hard to deal with. depending on the service. I was in the air force. I loved it. i wouldnt have half the experience and probably wouldnt even make half the money I do now. it was that experience that got me a job that took me all over the world from italy to germany to qatar, and all over the states and now moving me and my wife to china. i recommend the air force to anyone. even 4 years and you'll get out with so much more experience than just going to college. not that its bad if you just go to college. dont take it that way. im just saying military is good to its people. college paid for. medical paid for. good job experience. not everyone goes to war, especially in the airforce. marine or arm reserves, yea you may end up over there. but again depends on your job. for all interrested, know what job you want to go in for. tell the recruiter right off the bat what you want. if you go in there unsure of what you want, they'll push you with what they need. if you go in there with a plan and let them know from the get go, they cant lead you astray. if they say "sorry, there is no need for that right now" then you can just sign up and wait till that job is available.

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    I would advise you to think long and hard about this one. You can bet you will be off in the sand in NO time FLAT. I've seen a lot of good people lose their a$$es from being activated.

    Buy the Corvette....or wait for that new Cobra...SWEET.

    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Guys I understand and it may well be that I can't do it because of all of the family mortgage etc... Midlife crisis? Anything is possible, but I can think of better things to do like buy a Corvette instead of getting my azz shot off it if is a midlife crisis.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    WRONG!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I was an Insurance Agent bucko...........after the 2 year contestability period it will pay.
    Since when?

    Here in Canada, no companies will pay death or any injuries related to wartime activities, as a combattant, non-combattant and so on.

    after 2 years, way too ****ing long

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    Corvette or go to Iraq

    IRAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You can blow your own brains out after 2 years..................well Barb, I may be too established to pull it off anyway with the house etc...

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    How old are you 1v?

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    39.365 years old!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    39.365 years old!

    40 eh

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    NOT quite.............but I see it on the horizon

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    rental!

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    Check this recent story out:

    http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/...43/detail.html

    What kind of job were you thinking about victor?

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    not sure, something in the field

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Okay, who?

    The Taxpayers

    they dont have much for their money!

    muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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    Well I think they may not want me, no reply and it's been 24 hours, I was CHARGED not convicted of those crimes............gimme a break, it was over 10 years ago

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    if you do decide to do this, at least post the branch and jobs that you are thinking about. there are a lot of us on here that could give you some advice on what's good and what isn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Well I think they may not want me, no reply and it's been 24 hours, I was CHARGED not convicted of those crimes............gimme a break, it was over 10 years ago

    What crime?

    Sexual harrasment on BDTR?

    Hey a Pte complained of me sexualy harrasing her!

    I invited her to a party!

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    4 counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, I'll bet that's it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    4 counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, I'll bet that's it.

    Just that!

    If they ask ya about say "See you have the man needed for the job sir!"

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    see that's what I am thinking I obviously have the "gift" ya know?

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