Theirs only one monkey

[KGBnine]

OK OK, I know the reference, probably even posted on the thread... YOU ARE NOT GAY OK? Everyone john stamos' nephew is heterosexual(he likes girls)

That could be debated...or so saluu tells me

[chris2wire]

I honestly do think Saluu may be mentally retarded, I really hope we aren't hurting this guy by having fun with him on the topics of roids...

And what if hes so mentally retarded that he doesnt even do roids? He just thinks he does by coming here and constantly reading about them?

It makes sense because no matter how hard his family searches his room they can't find anything....

[Rob]

I honestly do think Saluu may be mentally retarded, I really hope we aren't hurting this guy by having fun with him on the topics of roids...

And what if hes so mentally retarded that he doesnt even do roids? He just thinks he does by coming here and constantly reading about them?

It makes sense because no matter how hard his family searches his room they can't find anything....

you got nuthin on the roid monkey

[chris2wire]

thats true... i guess ill shut up now.

[jgg1221]

you need help. badly. everyone in your family is right, and its sad to see you get like this

telling by the posts the drugs are making severe psychiatric effects on you and your starting to go a lil crazy. you sound like a danger to yourself and to others.

i hope for your sake you either stop taking steroids or seriously lower your dose. the effect it is having on you psychiatricly is more scary then the effect on your internal organs. I feel bad for your parents and siblings. i really hope you get the help you seriously need.

im not flaming you, i just hope you dont flip out on these drugs because the way you keep describing your situation sounds more and more dangerous. if all that you are saying is true, then you DEFINITLY have an addictive problem.
this is most noticed in your statements entailing "i dont have a problem its everyone else with the problem"

i really hope you finally see whats happening before you flip out and possibly kill someone with all that rage which you describe yourself as having

if you did it would be just another situation which would be emberassing to all the steroid users who use them SAFELY and not INSANELY

i know you dont want to hear what i have to say but i hope you think about it atleast. being big is fun, but being gigantic and freaky looking just scares everyone away

do you want to scare everyone away? and become totally lonely?

[Rob]

he dosent get it

[wilthepill123]

I dont get it even, this is so ridiculous, is it a joke? Or is this guy a moron

[Mesomorphyl]

telling by the posts the drugs are making severe psychiatric effects on you and your starting to go a lil crazy. you sound like a danger to yourself and to others.

ii really hope you finally see whats happening before you flip out and possibly kill someone with all that rage which you describe yourself as having

if you did it would be just another situation which would be emberassing to all the steroid users who use them SAFELY and not INSANELY

i know you dont want to hear what i have to say but i hope you think about it atleast. being big is fun, but being gigantic and freaky looking just scares everyone away

This is the kind of stuff that makes it worth coming back every single time. LOL

[Rob]

god bless you roid monkey

[*Narkissos*]

Are you serious man?? So it's a custom in Canada to live @ home until you die??

Haha I bet Blown SC is a 52 year old man still living with mom LoL

OWNED!!!!

[Juddman]

saluu...I say tell the family you understand where they are coming from and that you are stopping. Even if you tell them that but still continue your cycle, they will calm down and everyone will be happy. I dont like lying either, but sometimes you have to when the alternative is so bad. Just tell them you stopped and you're sorry...then try to find a new place in the mean time.

[Juddman]

BTW this thread is fvckin hilarious!

[J.S.N.]

you need help. badly. everyone in your family is right, and its sad to see you get like this

telling by the posts the drugs are making severe psychiatric effects on you and your starting to go a lil crazy. you sound like a danger to yourself and to others.

i hope for your sake you either stop taking steroids or seriously lower your dose. the effect it is having on you psychiatricly is more scary then the effect on your internal organs. I feel bad for your parents and siblings. i really hope you get the help you seriously need.

im not flaming you, i just hope you dont flip out on these drugs because the way you keep describing your situation sounds more and more dangerous. if all that you are saying is true, then you DEFINITLY have an addictive problem.
this is most noticed in your statements entailing "i dont have a problem its everyone else with the problem"

i really hope you finally see whats happening before you flip out and possibly kill someone with all that rage which you describe yourself as having

if you did it would be just another situation which would be emberassing to all the steroid users who use them SAFELY and not INSANELY

i know you dont want to hear what i have to say but i hope you think about it atleast. being big is fun, but being gigantic and freaky looking just scares everyone away

do you want to scare everyone away? and become totally lonely?

[GKAILY99]

Saluu, i understand where ur coming from but all i can say to u take the supplement in ur room idea and act as u quit everything. And find urself anther girl, that way ur family would say its up to ur wife. Then do as much juice as you want.

[J.S.N.]

Saluu, i understand where ur coming from but all i can say to u take the supplement in ur room idea and act as u quit everything. And find urself anther girl, that way ur family would say its up to ur wife. Then do as much juice as you want.

r u crazy? his family had to pay 7,000,000 bananas and hundreds of bottles of gear for his first wife's hand- they need time to get more 'roid monkey money.

[saluu]

oh i love this test today i was doing a parallel park and i had this hot girl you could see her g string crazy i love it i felt like raping her. i wanted to say to her in order to pass your test you have to take your g string off and suck the monkey's banana. THings are alittle cool today thank god going day by day. okay short post today boyz i got go out with the buddies no injectons today just gonna drink a 2 litre a cooler and head out to a club peace out.

[smegs]

saluu where in canada are you from bro?

[J.S.N.]

i think he's from bc.

[mark956101957]

Why do you encourage this guy? He is obviously not too stable or he is making a lot of stuff up, either way he sounds almost too immature to be on gear~!

[Mesomorphyl]

Why do you encourage this guy? He is obviously not too stable or he is making a lot of stuff up, either way he sounds almost too immature to be on gear~!

Hey... where did your mustache go?

[mark956101957]

Hey... where did your mustache go?

Ha ha same pic just filtered(emobssed- photoshop) I got tired of the teasing.....

[J.S.N.]

Hey... where did your mustache go?

lol, someone has got to pm bdtr and show him this.

[mark956101957]

lol, someone has got to pm bdtr and show him this.

Gesh lets go back to teasing the roid monkey I don't find my pic all that interesting you tards! LOL

[BDTR]

I just noticed! You just made my post useless! Bastard!

I demand a clear mustache shot! hahaha.

[J.S.N.]

Gesh lets go back to teasing the roid monkey I don't find my pic all that interesting you tards! LOL

we're not allowed to tease him or we lose our fanclub membership and don't get out money back- there's a very clear "no refunds and suck it" clause in the contract we signed.

[1-Cent]

I can still make out the stache!

[KINGKONG]

Saluu move out bro...How do you take all the monkey females home to momma's...Gotta get your own tree salluu branch brother and then inject another gram...You riod monkey you...

[mark956101957]

I just noticed! You just made my post useless! Bastard!

I demand a clear mustache shot! hahaha.

Ha ha BDTR serves you right! Go back to encouraging Roid Monkey he is much more unstable and seems like he is ready to loose it soon anyway!

[slob]

oh i love this test today i was doing a parallel park and i had this hot girl you could see her g string crazy i love it i felt like raping her. i wanted to say to her in order to pass your test you have to take your g string off and suck the monkey's banana.

that sort of thing is not cool saluu.
if i was living with you, i'd be fvcking scared too, the way you describe yourself.
i dont blame your family for acting the way you say they do.
i wouldnt be happy if i had to put up with a potentially unstable person like you everyday and not be able to get away from it.
you need to re-assess yourself. if you go nuts, you are just going to add more weight behind the 'steroids kill' bandwagon.

[BDTR]

Bring back the porn stache!!

Ha ha BDTR serves you right! Go back to encouraging Roid Monkey he is much more unstable and seems like he is ready to loose it soon anyway!

[rimz]

Dude you have serious problems. I think you need to stop your cycle now and go to a mental hospital. There is no way in hell you should be doing roids. To start with saying you will just use all your roids this month is the stupidest thing I have ever heard somebody say. Just go ahead and push a few grams in your body everyday to get us all out of our misery. It's dumbass people like you that make us all look bad. You seriously need help bro.

[Juddman]

Dude you have serious problems. I think you need to stop your cycle now and go to a mental hospital.

HA!! I love it. I think we need to put a disclaimer on saluu's avatar or something..."do not take me seriously".

[tdawg]

i can see the confusion with those avatars.

[KINGKONG]

Dude you have serious problems. I think you need to stop your cycle now and go to a mental hospital. There is no way in hell you should be doing roids. To start with saying you will just use all your roids this month is the stupidest thing I have ever heard somebody say. Just go ahead and push a few grams in your body everyday to get us all out of our misery. It's dumbass people like you that make us all look bad. You seriously need help bro.

This would make total sence if saluu was human,but he is a roid monkey bro,roid monkeys run on instinct and saluu's instinct is to bang everything he see's and to swing around his mom's telling everyone about his roid monkey status and if you piss the monkey off he will do one of three things pull his bannana out or knock you out like mike tyson or he will give you his "suck it" policy anyway you slice it he's one bad monkey...For real though I think saluu is far from dangerous to anybody but himself and thats not our problem..He's just having a good time...He's fvckin saluu for christ's sake chill....

[KINGKONG]

HA!! I love it. I think we need to put a disclaimer on saluu's avatar or something..."do not take me seriously".

The general public just don't understand the roid monkey known as saluu but he's always got his fan club...

[GridIronDevil]

that sort of thing is not cool saluu.
if i was living with you, i'd be fvcking scared too, the way you describe yourself.
i dont blame your family for acting the way you say they do.
i wouldnt be happy if i had to put up with a potentially unstable person like you everyday and not be able to get away from it.
you need to re-assess yourself. if you go nuts, you are just going to add more weight behind the 'steroids kill' bandwagon.

if i was living with saluu, id kill him and take his gear then tell everyone here i was the real roid monkey...but everyone would see right through me as i couldnt have stories liek this to post everyday lol
keep on truckin roid monkey...personally i suggest using the supp idea and tell everyone your off...then up your dosages! lmao
GL monkeyman

[J.S.N.]

if i was living with saluu, id kill him and take his gear then tell everyone here i was the real roid monkey...but everyone would see right through me as i couldnt have stories liek this to post everyday lol
keep on truckin roid monkey...personally i suggest using the supp idea and tell everyone your off...then up your dosages! lmao
GL monkeyman

kill him with what? he's impervious to firearms. no one can kill him. he has to be melted down like a t-1000, and even that's a longshot- how the hell you gonna get him there?

[jo150]

no you got that wrong! family comes first then roids. without other people in the world, what do you have then? then you can't flex and show off. there would be nobody to show off to. family and friends over everything. there is always more roids but you can't replace people. there will never be someone like your mom or sister again!

[Nutz56]

no you got that wrong! family comes first then roids. without other people in the world, what do you have then? then you can't flex and show off. there would be nobody to show off to. family and friends over everything. there is always more roids but you can't replace people. there will never be someone like your mom or sister again!

true that... and that's why you lie to them and get a bunch of supplement bottles in your room and tell them that you quit the juice. this is obviously the preferred method according to this thread

[taiboxa]

im still waiting for the day saluu steps it up to 1g of Monkey Grade TestProp ED shots
nothing like having 83.4 times the test of an avg monkey!