45. When instead of buying some new clothes because your growing out of what you own you spend it on your next cycle.
46. You have your d-bols in a vitamin jar at work.
Banned
45. When instead of buying some new clothes because your growing out of what you own you spend it on your next cycle.
46. You have your d-bols in a vitamin jar at work.
Last edited by WildCh1ld; 05-25-2005 at 11:56 PM.
Banned
When the insurance company on your cell phone cancels you because you filed too many "damaged phone claims" from throwing them within the last 30 days.
Associate Member
You are so riled up on test your girl catches you whackin it not a few hours after you had sex....really good sex, with multiple orgasms that would leave most chemically unenhanced men in the fetal position until their body could recover....
Anabolic Member
when you spend more time researching the best way to put together your next cycle, than you ever did studying in school
Banned
Originally Posted by spound
lmao..this is sooo true.
"Toughest & Best Looking Guy Around Here"
74. When you're jacking off to Oprah Winfrey
Anabolic Member
LMFAO
New Member
The reason why I have a C in my math courses!!
Anabolic Member
47. when your underwear drawer turns into your gear drawer and you have no more room for your underwear!
Banned
48. Your mom says if you've seen your grandma's growth hormone.
49. Your girl ask's if you want her to get you your next cycle for your b-day.
50. Your co-workers say it's easier if you move the desk then Bob, Dick & Larry.
51. Your stocking for christmas if full of Nolvadex, Litro and Clomid.
Banned
When your gear stash gets bigger than your hiding place.
When you have weekly bon fires in your back yard to "get rid of the evidence."
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
52. When you yell at the doctor for not aspirating
53. All your clothes have little red dots on the sleeves and chests of your shirts and on the seat of your underwear.
Associate Member
Dude, on all my white t-shirts I have that crap... LOL... and it won't come out in the washer either...
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
54. You use Test 250 as salad dressingfor the low carb cutting cycle.
Associate Member
46. You have your d-bols in a vitamin jar at work this is too damn much, thats str8 roided
Anabolic Nittany Lion
55. You ask for 45cc's of OJ in the morning
Associate Member
When you keep spices and such in empty 50ml and 100ml jugs .....
You alchohol cabinet has been taken over by isopropyl.....
You work in the equine industry for the "benefits"....
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
DAMIT i shudda became a VET
Member
56. When sex with your wifey requires a "safety" word.
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
ROFL best one yet!
BECAUSE ITS SOO TRUE
Member
56. When you want to kill somone for chewing w/ their mouth open.
Banned
57. You can't wait until your cousin thats almost finished with school (only needs 2 more months) to become a VET!! "what she was going to school for"
Last edited by WildCh1ld; 05-26-2005 at 02:54 PM.
Member
60. When your tits grow bigger than your girlfriends!
Junior Member
Great one!
Senior Member
LOL! That's good stuff.
Member
your business starts to fail because you try to schedule appts around the gym, eating, sleeping, shots, and jrking off!
Anabolic Member
This shit has me pissing my pants you guys are killing me...
Senior Member
61.When you get got by the cops and you say. WHAT steroids are illegal?
Member
62. You use winny instead of milk in your cereal!
Associate Member
63. When you daydream of injecting test in your ass instead of banging a girl in the ass
Senior Member
This thread is great guys... lol...
Associate Member
64. When you've injected soo many time's that you've doubled your skin pores
Member
65. You start injecting your protein shakes!
Junior Member
66. Your pure white hanes underwear have polka dots all over the ass cheeks
Associate Member
Glad I havn't had to experiance this yet... Only polka dots on the white t's...
Associate Member
67. When your on here reading this babble and laughing out loud to your self at 11:20pm, and have to be up for cardio in 5 and a half hours.
Anabolic Member
68. When you got bit by a snake and used 10cc of prop as anti-venom...
AR-Hall of Famer
69. When you change your front door to a garage door, so you can just fit in!
AR-Hall of Famer
70. When your gf is talking about her chest size and you reply with your size saying "mine is bigger than yours".
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
71. You lactate on a regular basis
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