Originally Posted by alphaman
lol, bet she was thankful though..
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lol, bet she was thankful though..
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this fat??
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Nah, couldn't find one that fat!
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The worst are those fat bastards that never tried to lose weight and then all of a sudden they just say well I'm getting gastric bypass sugery! Instead of going on a ****ing diet these people gotta have half their stomach removed, simply pathetic is you ask me!
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Let me explain how that rumor came to be.
In high school and college nobody actually screwed the fatty's. They were just used for blow jobs. When a man nasty enough to actually screw a fatty came along he noticed how tight and new it all felt.
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I work with overweight people. Like 5'5'' 200 lbs chicks and they are always asking what for lunch like at 10:00 am. I tell them to calm down 'cause lunch is two hours away and we just had breakfast at 8:00am. Then they get mad at thinking that I am making fun of them. I am but, I tell them I am not. Sometimes I just want to say fu*k it and just eat a crap load of junk food and stop working out, but then I would probably kill myself if I weighed 250 lbs and it was mostly fat. I am 5'10 182 lbs right now.
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Let me explain how that rumor came to be.
In high school and college nobody actually screwed the fatty's. They were just used for blow jobs. When a man nasty enough to actually screw a fatty came along he noticed how tight and new it all felt.
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You guys heard this one?
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out!
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You guys heard this one?
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out!
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I don't hate fat people. But then I define "fat" as 10% bodyfat or over,. since I'm always in single digits....
Puts a new perspective on things, huh?
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I don't hate all fat people, just the ones that you overhear a conversation about how "my diet just isn't working" as they are chomping down a double quarter pounder with xtra cheese and xtrabiggie size fries (oh, with a *diet* coke). Or get a personal trainer at the gym, and bitch about being overweight - but go out and drink 3 to 4 nights a week and consider getting the baked potato with sour cream, butter, & cheese "good for you." Nothing else bothers me worse than when people say "oh you are lucky, you have a fast metabolism. I have to watch what I eat." No shit? And I don't? Just a cop-out if you ask me, so they can rationalize being fat and feel better about themselves. F-that.. On the other hand I know fat people who don't care about their weight, and don't bitch about it. Some of the funniest ****ers I've ever met too..
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I hate on fat people because they hate on me for being skinny. It's a mutual feeling.
They think I can eat what ever I want because I'm eating every 2-3.5 hours. They don't pay attention to what I'm eating. Don't notice that it's whole wheat bread or chicken instead of beef, or pork. Don't notice I'm not eating fried foods. Don't notice I eat with low glycemic foods, or zero carb high fiber stuff.
Morons. All of them need to be sentenced to mandatory diet schools, and exercise camps for at least a year.
They should charge more for obese people to ride any kind of public transportation. It takes more fuel to get them around.
They should also tax BF% over 13%. Then they couldn't afford to eat sh¡t all day.
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I know a guy who is known as Fat Pete. He stands 6 ft 1 437lbs. He can put away 15 full plates at a buffet and to top it all off he is an internet lover! Talks with girls online and then the phone, never trading a pic but invests months on each one. Sometimes they even put out for himOther times they run in fear!
He joined my gym a few months ago, went once and has not returned. Oh well, he just subsidized my membership.
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Don't even get me started on fat people. They're always in the break room at my work wolfin' down ice cream and soda. They take the elevator down one floor. How fvckin' lazy can you be. That really pisses me off. My grandfather had no legs and would've given a million bucks to be able to walk up a flight of stairs. But these fat ass bastards take it for granted that technology will save them. Why stay in shape? There's no need to in our modern civilization. Lazy. Just lazy.
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i hate fat people to.
how can you let yourself get like that is beyond me
the sick ****'s
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I hate ignorant, illiterate a$$holes. Does that describe anyone in this thread? AR continues to go down hill.
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somebody hit a nerve.
you are so bad I like that
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Best thing I ever saw was this guy in Mcdonalds who ordered the supersize qtr Pounder meal, with 6 extra nuggets. Then when asked if he wanted sauce with the nuggets, said, "no i am on a diet.Or people that order 2 supersized big mac meals with a "small diet coke" to cut back on calories
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Duhhh......the sauce is full of sugarso there is no need for it
but the nuggets and the pounder are fill to the brim with protein.........
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How about fat guys that think they're "BIG"
My brother used to date with this fatty from South Dakota. She had a pretty face but that was all, she was a mean bitch. She played with my bro's head and turned him against me. That made me hate fat people even more...
I believe girls from colder states (northern) tend to be fat while girls from south (FL, CAL) are in better shape. In warmer areas girls can not wear heavy dresses to hide their saggy bodies so they train and watch what they eat, however girls say from S.D. must wear heavy and thick clothes almost year around so they care less about their bodies.
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I am big....Im sorry are u implying something?
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Who likes puching fat people.....damn it feels so goood u punch and ur fist just bounces rite back muwhahahahaha
well since we're talkin bout fat people this fat dude once told me"i dunno y people are fascinated with boobs and shit...i can squeeze mine and feel the same thing......that was scary.........
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People that are mostly fat. People that are 250+ because of the 150 lbs of fat hanging of of them. People that believe that they're girth equals big muscle. Like Arnold said you can't flex fat.
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and whats wrong with that? u think u are better than us or smth??
haha im just messing with ya man.....im 190lbs.....and i lost 25,000 on college and im not even gonna be able to transfer the credit hours......so im in this wierd mental state
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How do you find a pussy on a fat women?
Keep licking until you find something that taste like shit and go down one
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I no what you mean I see ppl all the time seriously out off shape all the time and I think to my self how in the world do they do it, look at them selves like that and think yes this is ok I look cool….I don’t know if I’m just really vain or what but that’s not me helllll noooo.....
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and thne they give me dirty looks and make comments.. pisses me right off
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Fat girls are the biggest player haters. My fat frien, who will remain nameles, she has a group of really hot skinny friends, (theres always that one in the group, shes that one), and she also has a fat group of friends at college. Well her college friends came to visit, and in the car with them all i kept hearing was "ugh, that girl is as skinny as a twig" or "oh my god shes gotta be anorexic" etc etc player hating on skinny girls, and by the way we went to applebees and they each got their own ice cream brownies at the end. And they made fun of me for eating a salad and when i mentioned i was on a diet they called me gay and when they saw i didnt eat my croutons they almost made me cry with their mean comments.
when you meet a group of girls and there is a fatty in the group, she always acts like "The Protector" of the group. Since no guy is interested in her she tries to keep the girls away from the guys even though the other chicks are totally into you. You convince the group to go home or to go somewhere else but the damn fat girl always says oh we came here together we go home together. Why God why fatties always create troubles for guys. Jealousy I bet. If someone asks the fatty to go home with him I bet she sells her friends out instantly but when it is the other way around NO NO NO you can not take my friends home.
Pretty girls should not hang out with fatties...............
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I fvckin hate that chick she talks bout how the world is not fair how shes bored how those chicks on tv are hoes
BlTCH!!!
I knew this group of 6 girls with a fattie.......like 2 yr ago.....they all wanted to hook up with me....which was really kool and 4 were hott! 1 was ok
and i wanted to do them all in the same dayFVCK i DO HATE FAT PEOPLE.......FVCK THE FAT PEOPLE .....
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can I get a bucket of fried chicken and a diet coke
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just a bucket? what are you on a starvation diet or something?
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Year right ppl, always look at me on a hot day as if to say what a poser, or look at me like a twat or something, I say its not my fault that the don’t train, why don’t they pulled their finger out of their ass and go to the gym then they would look ok to……lazy *uckers
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like a double edged sword. damned if u do.. damned if u dont
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Dude, I love all you guys, this is one of the funniest threads i have ever seen, I know what you all mean, its like put down that ****ing pizza and get in the gym, but once again the pussy factor is totally better for us.
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lol i was at a party and this fat motha fukca looked familiar, i thought i had seen him at my gym, so i was like "yo do you go to golds gym??" His reply was "no i just naturally have really broad shoulders and big arms", meanwhile all he was was fat... and i had a fat friend that always used to puff his chest out like he had pecs...sad indeed
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