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    This never happens at any McDonalds i have been too.... : Got any pics of her bro?!

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    That sounds like full service. Did she work there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    FinaMan is this you??????


    lool yeah thats me , its my young and huge body builder fatass buddy, Chest6 found that pic and posted it for me a couple days ago we had a good laugh from it.
    Last edited by FINAMAN; 09-06-2005 at 02:24 PM.

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    I can't see it, but I wouldn't have taken the blowjob either. If you gotta have some youngin to suck you off then you need to get out more.

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    Well, maybe I should start hanging out at McDonald's. I have been 39 for five years now, so I guess I am old enough for those who can't bring themselves to accept a quick hummy from a 15 year old.

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    i think u mistook a 15 yr old for anna bollick

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    I'd have took the blowjob and yelled "I'm lovin it"!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    I'd have took the blowjob and yelled "I'm lovin it"!!
    LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    I'd have took the blowjob and yelled "I'm lovin it"!!





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    I don't think I'll be taking my kids to McDonalds anymore...




    Sounds like nothing but perv's hang out there.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    I don't think I'll be taking my kids to McDonalds anymore...




    Sounds like nothing but perv's hang out there.......
    LMAO hahaha the mcdonalds here is where the local whores and youngins head.. Actually its like the ppl from the bars go there too. Like some nights theres prolly 150 ppl in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    i think u mistook a 15 yr old for anna bollick
    Girlfriend, I would never have given up so easily. Men simply do not get away from me. resistance is futile. Squirming in my arms only makes me more excited. If I get too excited, well, then I have to screw something... anyway, no, it was not me. If it were, he would remember it, Dear. And another nitch in my lipstick case tee hee!

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    LMAO
    thats funny shit

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    lol@ this thread.

    BOUNCER and WILDCHILD are on a roll

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    I love Ronald's lipstick shade.

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    this thread lmao
    is going down hill

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    hmmmm... if i was piss drunk and some hot lil 15 year old tried to forceably blow me.... morals.... what are morals???? hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    hmmmm... if i was piss drunk and some hot lil 15 year old tried to forceably blow me.... morals.... what are morals???? hahahahaha
    Those are those big clunky teeth toward the back of your jaw. Don't worry about them, Miss Thaing.

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    15 Wow. Well then she was just in training and you totally destroyed her chances of being a professional BJ'er. She is probably sulking as we speak. Poor thing, you wouldn't let her practice. Geez what's a girl to do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    15 Wow. Well then she was just in training and you totally destroyed her chances of being a professional BJ'er. She is probably sulking as we speak. Poor thing, you wouldn't let her practice. Geez what's a girl to do!
    so what would be the correct procedures to becoming a professional BJ'er??? LOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    so what would be the correct procedures to becoming a professional BJ'er??? LOLOL
    I can teach you, Girlfriend. Nothing to it. You don't even have to enjoy it... just pretend that you do, say MMMMMmmmmmhmmm and sigh a lot, look up into your trick's eyes and roll yours, let your eyelids go heavy and nearly close, and lots of tongue action on the underside, Girlfriend. That drives a man wild when you make your tongue into a hard pointy hook and sort of dig it in there just behind the head. You can practice deep throating with a dildo. It takes a while to get over the gag reflex. Always cup the balls, roll them around, and give them a gentle squeeze, and when he is nearly ready to finish his business, press your fingers upward behind the sack but forward of the thunderhole. This applies indirect pressure to the prostate and stimulates a lot of nerve endings that become very sensitive as orgasm approaches.

    Really, though, there is nothing like hands-on, or I should say mouth-on experience. Practice for a while, and soon you can demand the big bucks. Take pride in your new profession, and develop your skills, never compromising on service, or else you won't be able to compete with the amateurs who do it for nothing. If you need lessons....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    I can teach you, Girlfriend. Nothing to it. You don't even have to enjoy it... just pretend that you do, say MMMMMmmmmmhmmm and sigh a lot, look up into your trick's eyes and roll yours, let your eyelids go heavy and nearly close, and lots of tongue action on the underside, Girlfriend. That drives a man wild when you make your tongue into a hard pointy hook and sort of dig it in there just behind the head. You can practice deep throating with a dildo. It takes a while to get over the gag reflex. Always cup the balls, roll them around, and give them a gentle squeeze, and when he is nearly ready to finish his business, press your fingers upward behind the sack but forward of the thunderhole. This applies indirect pressure to the prostate and stimulates a lot of nerve endings that become very sensitive as orgasm approaches.

    Really, though, there is nothing like hands-on, or I should say mouth-on experience. Practice for a while, and soon you can demand the big bucks. Take pride in your new profession, and develop your skills, never compromising on service, or else you won't be able to compete with the amateurs who do it for nothing. If you need lessons....

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    hm..the only time i have had my mouth open for an entire post....

    edit: and dont take that the wrong way dammit! I just thought about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    hm..the only time i have had my mouth open for an entire post....

    edit: and dont take that the wrong way dammit! I just thought about that

    ROFLMAO ............Chest your funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    hm..the only time i have had my mouth open for an entire post....
    DARLING, you are a NATURAL! You go, girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    I can teach you, Girlfriend. Nothing to it. You don't even have to enjoy it... just pretend that you do, say MMMMMmmmmmhmmm and sigh a lot, look up into your trick's eyes and roll yours, let your eyelids go heavy and nearly close, and lots of tongue action on the underside, Girlfriend. That drives a man wild when you make your tongue into a hard pointy hook and sort of dig it in there just behind the head. You can practice deep throating with a dildo. It takes a while to get over the gag reflex. Always cup the balls, roll them around, and give them a gentle squeeze, and when he is nearly ready to finish his business, press your fingers upward behind the sack but forward of the thunderhole. This applies indirect pressure to the prostate and stimulates a lot of nerve endings that become very sensitive as orgasm approaches.

    Really, though, there is nothing like hands-on, or I should say mouth-on experience. Practice for a while, and soon you can demand the big bucks. Take pride in your new profession, and develop your skills, never compromising on service, or else you won't be able to compete with the amateurs who do it for nothing. If you need lessons....

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    Well I have respect for you because your not afraid to be what you want.. But dayum

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Well I have respect for you because your not afraid to be what you want.. But dayum

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    I can teach you, Girlfriend. Nothing to it. You don't even have to enjoy it... just pretend that you do, say MMMMMmmmmmhmmm and sigh a lot, look up into your trick's eyes and roll yours, let your eyelids go heavy and nearly close, and lots of tongue action on the underside, Girlfriend. That drives a man wild when you make your tongue into a hard pointy hook and sort of dig it in there just behind the head. You can practice deep throating with a dildo. It takes a while to get over the gag reflex. Always cup the balls, roll them around, and give them a gentle squeeze, and when he is nearly ready to finish his business, press your fingers upward behind the sack but forward of the thunderhole. This applies indirect pressure to the prostate and stimulates a lot of nerve endings that become very sensitive as orgasm approaches.

    Really, though, there is nothing like hands-on, or I should say mouth-on experience. Practice for a while, and soon you can demand the big bucks. Take pride in your new profession, and develop your skills, never compromising on service, or else you won't be able to compete with the amateurs who do it for nothing. If you need lessons....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    so what would be the correct procedures to becoming a professional BJ'er??? LOLOL
    Practice makes perrrrrrrrrrrrfect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    Practice makes perrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
    Law you always know the right things to say

    Things that make a man wanna

    So keep it up beautiful I got a whole new bottle of lotion

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Law you always know the right things to say

    Things that make a man wanna

    So keep it up beautiful I got a whole new bottle of lotion
    you have a wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    so what would be the correct procedures to becoming a professional BJ'er??? LOLOL

    Careful brah someone could flame your ass with that kinda question

    But your my brah!!!!!

    Ah fuk it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why ????? Who you tryin to impress?????? Did Justin tell you that you were not good enough?????????

    Sorry bro I couldn't resist

    Your still my kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Careful brah someone could flame your ass with that kinda question

    But your my brah!!!!!

    Ah fuk it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why ????? Who you tryin to impress?????? Did Justin tell you that you were not good enough?????????

    Sorry bro I couldn't resist

    Your still my kid
    Hey if the only reprocussion of me getting a girl to explain BJs for you guys, is a lil flame... I'll man up for it baby!!! hahahahaa

    but could job, cruise: gotta keep me on my toes at all times!! lolol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    15 Wow. Well then she was just in training and you totally destroyed her chances of being a professional BJ'er. She is probably sulking as we speak. Poor thing, you wouldn't let her practice. Geez what's a girl to do!
    LMAO thats not right

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    This is fukin great absolutly hilarious

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    So...did she deepthroat that shit or what?

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    haha..paris i just cant get enough of you im sorry

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