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    Yeah, I'm pissed, too. Not only were BJ Parties not around when I was in middle school, but I also never had the luxury of banging a high school teacher. Remember that last high school teacher who had sex with one of her students? She was hot!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Ok so I have a friend at work who's wife is a Middle School teacher. And he tells me the other day that the big thing these days is Blow Job parties. All I gotta say is WTF, how did I miss out on this shit?????

    His wife tells him that the girls say, "It's not big deal, it not as intimate as sex, its just like kissing".

    God bless the young men who are telling these girls this. They can have a job as a salesmen at my Company ANY day!!

    I always knew I was born to soon, had my damn mom just waited a few years, I wouldn't be old enough to be on this board but my Friday night


    would be spent at a Blow Job party!! WTF, now I'm pissed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Ok so I have a friend at work who's wife is a Middle School teacher. And he tells me the other day that the big thing these days is Blow Job parties. All I gotta say is WTF, how did I miss out on this shit?????

    His wife tells him that the girls say, "It's not big deal, it not as intimate as sex, its just like kissing".

    God bless the young men who are telling these girls this. They can have a job as a salesmen at my Company ANY day!!

    I always knew I was born to soon, had my damn mom just waited a few years, I wouldn't be old enough to be on this board but my Friday night would be spent at a Blow Job party!! WTF, now I'm pissed
    I know a chick that goes to these all the time in NYC. It like some kind of club she belongs too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy
    I know a chick that goes to these all the time in NYC. It like some kind of club she belongs too.

    Yo lets get the ****ing hookup on that club.

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    I take it you've never been to a Swingers Club?

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    yes i have... and the women that are available are fat..

    the way to score with the good looking women..... bring a good looking woman..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    yes i have... and the women that are available are fat..

    the way to score with the good looking women..... bring a good looking woman..
    LOL, I know right. That's so very true. Nothin but fat women even at this exclusive Miami Swingers Club I went to. If you bring a hot girl with you then all these old hairy men come and try to mack. It gets annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    LOL, I know right. That's so very true. Nothin but fat women even at this exclusive Miami Swingers Club I went to. If you bring a hot girl with you then all these old hairy men come and try to mack. It gets annoying.

    I do not know what swingers club you went to in Miami, but if you went to Miami Velvet, then you did not see a bunch of fat old women. If you want to find upscale Swing Clubs then send me a PM. However, don't be misinformed thinking that clubs with hot chicks do not exist.

    Lastly, old hairy men never approach the girl I am with. I think they are afraid that I would beat their Arse to the ground....which is completely accurate.

    What you need to score at a Swing club is a hot chick who is into girls. Then the world will open up to you.

    Sorry, back to the original topic. My apologies for hijacking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempbrit
    I do not know what swingers club you went to in Miami, but if you went to Miami Velvet, then you did not see a bunch of fat old women. If you want to find upscale Swing Clubs then send me a PM. However, don't be misinformed thinking that clubs with hot chicks do not exist.

    Lastly, old hairy men never approach the girl I am with. I think they are afraid that I would beat their Arse to the ground....which is completely accurate.

    What you need to score at a Swing club is a hot chick who is into girls. Then the world will open up to you.

    Sorry, back to the original topic. My apologies for hijacking.
    No no no no.....Please continue that was getting very good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    No no no no.....Please continue that was getting very good
    He was right man, there's a swinger's club in Ft. Laudy that has a nice selection. Single guys can't get in, but couples can. A long time ago, I went with a bisexual female friend of mine and we had some good times. I don't understand why some people get married in the first place if they're going to do that, but whatever works, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    No no no no.....Please continue that was getting very good
    that's what i was thinking. i need to know more about these clubs and in the mean time find a bisexual female friend. that would sure be an interesting adventure.

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    someone call dally, i cant handle the workload no mo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    someone call dally, i cant handle the workload no mo
    I figure you've stretched him out plenty, so I won't hurt the poor guy too bad.

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    I wish someone would hurt me for once.... I wanna feel like a little weergein again....

    just for one night if I could feel like a wittle weergin.







    I'm gonna so shit on your chest baby....I **** wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    I wish someone would hurt me for once.... I wanna feel like a little weergein again....

    just for one night if I could feel like a wittle weergin.







    I'm gonna so shit on your chest baby....I **** wait.
    Dally, I hate to be the one who says this, but I think you crossed the line you sick bastard. Please take those little boys out of your closet and return them to their parents!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Dally, I hate to be the one who says this, but I think you crossed the line you sick bastard. Please take those little boys out of your closet and return them to their parents!




    its too late and were all tired and snugglin in beddy's. It raining outside and I dont send anyone out in the cold rain nude....unless Im hungry for a sammich.


    why am I so tired? gawd these young kids can just go and go and go and go.....

    uhhh god love em



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    I wish someone would hurt me for once.... I wanna feel like a little weergein again....

    just for one night if I could feel like a wittle weergin.







    I'm gonna so shit on your chest baby....I **** wait.
    shit on me? I think not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    someone call dally, i cant handle the workload no mo

    all sucked out are we....


    you were the best....you really were...with that little swirly tongue thing you do so well.



    I just came.

    call me tomorrow then.... G11

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    wow, normally id make some smart ass comment, but now that i have a daughter on the way, this sorta thing scares me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    wow, normally id make some smart ass comment, but now that i have a daughter on the way, this sorta thing scares me..

    I know what you mean, I'm not close to having a daughter or son for that matter, but if I have a daughter she will be under 24hr surveilance.


    Dally you have to wear an ankle bracelet right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    wow, normally id make some smart ass comment, but now that i have a daughter on the way, this sorta thing scares me..
    Damn deca lost for word wtf

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    You want some pain Dally? Lets switch this time.

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    How in the hell did i miss out on that shi*? BJ with no strings attached, wow catch a Bj then say, "see you in class tommorrow"...great sign me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f'n new guy
    How in the hell did i miss out on that shi*? BJ with no strings attached, wow catch a Bj then say, "see you in class tommorrow"...great sign me up.
    I know, these kids got it made. Bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by f'n new guy
    How in the hell did i miss out on that shi*? BJ with no strings attached, wow catch a Bj then say, "see you in class tommorrow"...great sign me up.
    and then after you get your bj quickly copy her homework so you don't fail algerbra.

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    and then after you get your bj quickly copy her homework so you don't fail algerbra.
    haha..or INGLISH

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    haha..or INGLISH
    Looks like we all could use a trip back down to Middle School.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Looks like we all could use a trip back down to Middle School.
    Can we take the short bus cause the teachers always said I was special

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    Whoa, wait a minute... you are having BJ parties with female women there? Girlfriend, that's not a proper BJ party! All you need is a few of your best friends, and maybe a trans-girl or two.

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    thanks giantz now im depressed

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    XL training partner always goes to these partys,,,,he's the one giving head tho!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300
    XL training partner always goes to these partys,,,,he's the one giving head tho!!

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    Yeah, that does suck (no pun intended), but we are grown-ups, we can have drunken orgies.

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    When I was 22, I was waiting tables and this HOT fvcking 16 year old hostess was all over my sh!t so I figured even though she was in junior high a mere two years prior, she was fair game. So I boned her a few times and then I hear some of the busboys at the restaurant talking about her and I listen in to their conversation. She was at a "train party" that past weekend and got stuck by like 10-12 guys in a row. . . . . I almost puked in my mouth and never saw her again outside the restaurant.

    A "train party"?!?!? I couldn't even get laid in high school, let alone ride a "train".

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    No worries dude, I'm pretty should I could handle a 12 year old. 13 not that's pushing it, remember I'm only 6'5" 130lbs. But my weight is blowing up since I started my 50mg of Deca per week cycle, with Tren administered analy. I plan on competing in the O next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    No worries dude, I'm pretty should I could handle a 12 year old. 13 not that's pushing it, remember I'm only 6'5" 130lbs. But my weight is blowing up since I started my 50mg of Deca per week cycle, with Tren administered analy. I plan on competing in the O next year.
    I forgot you went on that hardcore transformation you should be okay but if not holla at yo boy I gotcha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    No worries dude, I'm pretty should I could handle a 12 year old. 13 not that's pushing it, remember I'm only 6'5" 130lbs. But my weight is blowing up since I started my 50mg of Deca per week cycle, with Tren administered analy. I plan on competing in the O next year.

    I'd be happy to help you with your injections....

    I could definately help you achieve your "O" dreams....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    I'd be happy to help you with your injections....

    I could definately help you achieve your "O" dreams....
    What kind of injections we talking about here, Hot Blood Sausage??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    What kind of injections we talking about here, Hot Blood Sausage??



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