what to say when people ask "are you using steroids?"

[Brent_G]

"look at these calves...does it look like i take steriods"

[Hellmaskbanned]

"look at these calves...does it look like i take steriods"

[Unoid]

"look at these calves...does it look like i take steriods"

I cna't do that, mine are very massive with a low insertion. even when I was 6-4, 200lbs at 6%bodyfat playing baseball some dude had the balls to say that I was shooting juice into my calves lol.

[DBflash21]

Or just say..."if you're interested you're more then welcome to come look at my ass" haha

[texxx]

steroids are bad mmmk

[G-1000]

yes now go a way.

[DBflash21]

"I forgot"

[cmax]

I tell them that I started using a Bowflex.

I say that I never go to the gym, do any cardio, take any supplements, or even eat a healthy diet... my physique is built 100% from the bowflex machine.

Those power rods really kick my ass!

[clozr]

I tell them that I started using a Bowflex.

I say that I never go to the gym, do any cardio, take any supplements, or even eat a healthy diet... my physique is built 100% from the bowflex machine.

Those power rods really kick my ass!

Careful with the bowflex, could cause loss of body hair and excessive skin oil secretion.

[tiger909]

say "ask me again in 6 months after living my dedicated lifestyle"
he'll just leave

[Seattle Junk]

You know this is funny, my ex gf asked me that a few days ago after she saw me out last weekend. Actually I am off cycle right now so I was telling the truth. I told her "thanks, that's a compliment. I work hard and try to eat right." She said "No, your face looked bloated". I was like "What, I'm at 195lbs at about 12% bf." I told her a few years ago I did some test. Yeah, my face was bloated back then but I was also 230lbs. I was a big POS. I don't like that look, it sucks. She just said that to piss me off but it didn't work. Damn, I'm eating ultra clean now with lots of cardio. I don't expect to grow off cycle so I don't let that bother me. I just want to maintain.... I'm going down to 180lbs with DNP in about a week, after the holidays. I want to get my bf into single digits then start my test e, EQ cycle.... Yeah! I can feel it coming on baby! T-minus 2-3 weeks and counting...

[sitries]

you dont expect to grow off cycle?!?! why not? even if youve done a few cycles - it shouldnt mean you cant gain naturally afterwards surely!

[ascendant]

i'm pretty open about my useage. usually if i don't know the person very well, i tell them that i'm on HRT. keeps LE off your ass and lets the person know that there is a therapeutic use for what we do as well.

i always make sure to point out how big i was prior to doing anything and that gear isn't what it's all about. keeps people from getting the wrong idea about the stuff.

[QuieTSToRM33]

when people ask me that .. i usually respond with a personal question ... something along the lines of .... " do you take anal ?? ... or do u have herpes ?"

you should see the faces

[TheSickOne]

I just say "have you ever given a dog a prostate massage?

[Power Viking]

when people ask me that .. i usually respond with a personal question ... something along the lines of .... " do you take anal ?? ... or do u have herpes ?"

you should see the faces

I did something like that once. I was at a party and a girl that was SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME (!!!) asked my friend "is he on steroids" and then pointed at me.

Of course I got really pissed and answered "I tried `em once. It was cool. How `bout you? Done any heroin or other narcotics lately? Got some STDs perhaps?"
She looked kind of baffled. Idiot.

[tranzit]

I say exactly this, HELL no... *smileing* that shit is illegal. This is straight Cell tech baby!

[NYC BIG MIKE]

The only people that ask me are people who have no clue it's not cool. Like people who don't work out. It's too obvious that I do. Anyway, in the event someone asks say like at a party, "you're so big, are you on steroids?", I'll reply with something like "you're so fat, are you on twinkies?"

[chest6]

"you're so big, are you on steroids?", I'll reply with something like "you're so fat, are you on twinkies?"

ahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha damn I just woke up my whole house thats great

[tranzit]

hahah

[Seattle Junk]

Say "No, but I've been on your wife/gf."

[I_Want_Abs]

Q: so how many steroids u done, how many cycles u done?
A steroids?,cycles? WTF r u talking about i dont touch that shit!
he persists with juice related Q's so i look at him and say:
look bro it's ok to be jealous, really i understand, it's easier to be jealous than stick to a diet and training program!

[Tren Bull]

last time a girl asked me if i was roiding, i responded with "steroids, whats that?" the problem was that my so called friend had already told her i was roiding. some people are so Fu_king loyal, ... anyway, if someone asks you that, just say no. most people are so gullable that they will actually believe that.

[Buffman]

try some EPO

[testSO916]

this is what i say..................................that this is the gayest threat iv ever seen in my life....buffmani cant beleive you took your time and sat here and made this....and the thing that makes me laugh the most about this whole thing is i bet you are one of this kids that goes around the gym trying to act swoled up and tell everyone how much juice your on..

[Buffman]

this is what i say..................................that this is the gayest threat iv ever seen in my life....buffmani cant beleive you took your time and sat here and made this....and the thing that makes me laugh the most about this whole thing is i bet you are one of this kids that goes around the gym trying to act swoled up and tell everyone how much juice your on..

lol! why should anyone brag about their use/misuse of steroids?

and I'm one of the kids? riiiight, i wouldn't look at me as a kid, but some might would have (arnold,ronnie, jay, dorian)

[NYC BIG MIKE]

Didn't have your coffee yet, huh?

[biganfg]

I admit it (unless its my mummy or daddy, greek parents can become the most dangerous thing in the world), the way i see it is if ur man enough to do it then ur man enough to admit it.

[NYC BIG MIKE]

Another one I always found useful in showing people how stupid they are is returning the question. Asshole: "Are you on steroids"? Me: "Are you"?

[diezell]

i just say "ive never even seen steroids, too dangerous if u ask me... not worth it.. i just stick with protein" haha

[powerliftmike]

Say, nah corticosteroids destroy muscle tissue. that might throw them for a loop, plus you get the benefit of being an asshole about it.

[AnabolicAndre]

me juice nahhhhhh, I ask them if they,ve ever tried eating 4000=kcals everyday.... That usually shuts em up

[Spyder]

I admit it to almost anyone except my parents, i admitted it even to my boss at work! You cant lie to people, the truth always comes out sooner or later. Most people seem fascinated by it.

[simster1]

I get asked once in a while but its usually the same people guys at the gym who use juice too they say wow you are getting big what are you taking wink wink im like creatine with half a smile. but none juicers who ask its always no I use weight gainer and creatine. I tell them its all diet

[MASTER]

I just laugh!

[cfiler]

I tell them "yes," (then I look at my watch) "and it's about time for some roid rage."

or "Heavens No! That's dangerous. Just stick with protien, and creatine"

or "No way... you need to use needles for that! Yikes that could hurt!"

[DBflash21]

I'd just say "look buddy, i came out of the woom benching this much" if someone ask a stupid question they deserve a stupid answer

[Kale]

How about "Fvck off and mind your own fvcking business or I will rip your fvcking face off"

[SPIKE]

How about "Fvck off and mind your own fvcking business or I will rip your fvcking face off"

That usually works if you're jacked enough

[NYC BIG MIKE]

How about "Fvck off and mind your own fvcking business or I will rip your fvcking face off"

I like it.