Methods of getting laid.

[brewerpi]

I pay!

[Neo]

Just whip it out and slap it down on the table....

[LAW]

I just ask the guy if he wants wild sex tonight. It works 100% of the time
I usually pick out the guy I am interested in and I always initiate the conversation. I hate pick up lines they are very lame.

[Juicy Sauce]

I just ask the guy if he wants wild sex tonight. It works 100% of the time
I usually pick out the guy I am interested in and I always initiate the conversation. I hate pick up lines they are very lame.

yes please.

[G-Force]

I just ask the guy if he wants wild sex tonight. It works 100% of the time
I usually pick out the guy I am interested in and I always initiate the conversation. I hate pick up lines they are very lame.

i hate the way guys are so easy

although i'm no different - i at least pretend that i am - if someone said that to me i would say no initially - even though i would be thinking yes

she could buy me a drink first

[G-Force]

IF it is the first time you meet a girl, forget her name three times. No more, no less. You cannot be a dick about it but be rather self depreciating when you "inquire" as to her name the third time in an hour. It drives them crazy in that, IMO, they think you are not whatsoever interested in them. I stumbled upon the "method" in college accidentally when I was hammered a few times. Gotta forget three times for some reason.

yeah thats the playing it cool method i was talking about earlier

doesnt work with all women tho

[Kärnfysikern]

This is going to sound ridicilous but I got a fool proof way of getting milfs.

In sweden online dating is huge and offcourse plenty of milfs there.
So I start mailing them and warm them up by regular talk. After a while I slip into sex talk and proceed to write them a few erotic stories(they cant be to sleezy, have to be just right) and after that they are begging to know if Im as good in real life as I am at writing

[G-Force]

are u as good in real life johan?

[Kärnfysikern]

am I turning you on

[G-Force]

am I turning you on

no not really

[G-Force]

i watched the 40 year old virgin last night

he just goes up to a bird and repeats what she says in a form of a question
and he gets her number within 1minute

totally unrealistic

[Kärnfysikern]

no not really

[G-Force]

of course there's a special place in my heart for you dude
just not in a gay way

[goodcents]

This is going to sound ridicilous but I got a fool proof way of getting milfs.

In sweden online dating is huge and offcourse plenty of milfs there.
So I start mailing them and warm them up by regular talk. After a while I slip into sex talk and proceed to write them a few erotic stories(they cant be to sleezy, have to be just right) and after that they are begging to know if Im as good in real life as I am at writing

Johan, you mother fvcker you

[xtinaunasty]

i watched the 40 year old virgin last night

he just goes up to a bird and repeats what she says in a form of a question
and he gets her number within 1minute

totally unrealistic

not really...when a guy is a virgin (and it is believable) it is a huge turn on. it almost becomes a conquest.

[hoss827]

Johan thats hilarious!

[cfiler]

D O N K E Y P U N C H

AHAHAHA!!!!

[Juicy Sauce]

i shouldnt reveal the secret but, tell her that u love to eat pusy. always works.

[G-Force]

not really...when a guy is a virgin (and it is believable) it is a huge turn on. it almost becomes a conquest.

for you maybe

but i dont know many women who would want to **** a virgin - just think how crap it would be

that film is stoopid though - as soon as he goes out to clubs he gets gorgeous women just throwing themselves at him and asking him back home within 2 minutes of meeting him

quite funny though

[mushroomstampr]

not really...when a guy is a virgin (and it is believable) it is a huge turn on. it almost becomes a conquest.

lol i gotta say this worked for me like a week ago....i told a girl i was a virgin and was a lil cute about it lettin her think i was but still bein the same ole me and within like an hour and a half she was grabbin my johnson tellin me "theres no way your a virgin its impossible" i just said thank u and smiled even got a few friends to help play along. of course i let her in that i was a sex god hours later but by then she was hooked and it was game over......IMO not somthing you wanna try often but its something that can work so all my real players on here throw it in there from time to time and see how it goes. theres always more fish in the sea

[G-Force]

lol i gotta say this worked for me like a week ago....i told a girl i was a virgin and was a lil cute about it lettin her think i was but still bein the same ole me and within like an hour and a half she was grabbin my johnson tellin me "theres no way your a virgin its impossible" i just said thank u and smiled even got a few friends to help play along. of course i let her in that i was a sex god hours later but by then she was hooked and it was game over......IMO not somthing you wanna try often but its something that can work so all my real players on here throw it in there from time to time and see how it goes. theres always more fish in the sea

how do u get away with just casually mentioing that your a virgin in mid converstion

i wouldnt be able to say it with a straight face - plus my mates would probably give it away rather than help

[G-Force]

also how old are you

cos i'm 26 and there's no way i could get away with pretending to be a virgin

[xtinaunasty]

guys, virgin or not, just need a little instruction and they can be great

[Poison Ivy]

'Hunnie is this skirt too short and how about this shirt is it too tight'



Usually it doesn't take an effort to get my husband in the mood I just get closer to him and Bam he's horny.



I sometimes wish we can just cuddle in the couch but it doesn't always happened like that. I love you Hun.

[G-Force]

guys, virgin or not, just need a little instruction and they can be great

it would be like pinning the tail on a donkey

[SwoleCat]

' I love you Hun.

Thanks much sugar drawers.

~SC~

[Anna Bollick]

'Hunnie is this skirt too short and how about this shirt is it too tight'



Usually it doesn't take an effort to get my husband in the mood I just get closer to him and Bam he's horny.



I sometimes wish we can just cuddle in the couch but it doesn't always happened like that. I love you Hun.

Girl, I know what you mean. I am a hard-core cuddler, myself.

Love
Anna

[cfiler]

I use this musk, that's made with real leppards. They did a study on it. 60% of the time, it works everytime.

[Tren Bull]

so swolecat, you're married to poison ivy?

[xtinaunasty]

so swolecat, you're married to poison ivy?

i was wondering the same thing....?

[abstrack]

Just be yourself and that should be enough, but if I was you I would just wank it and call it a day.