grooming it is difficult, but for most it is neccessary anyway. you have to avoid the dreaded dingleberry!
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grooming it is difficult, but for most it is neccessary anyway. you have to avoid the dreaded dingleberry!
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Does the female have to have pretty ass or is it all the same in the dark..
i know your all so happy im taking part in this discussion
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
there are 3 golden rules
1. The dick has no eyes.
2. The tounge has no eyes.
3. Beauty is a light switch away.
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We cant forget the lemma to the 3 golden rules.
Beauty and sobority has a inverse square relationship.(yeah Im a geek)
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Johan, after sipping my Belvedere, I had to read this twice.
Veni, Vedi, Vici.
Justin, wtf happened to you?! i thought you were homo
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MIZFIT HAVE U EVER "tossed" a MANS SALAD
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I think this is a very good question that entitles a quick and exstensive answere
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Ah damn now u went and asked.I think this is a very good question that entitles a quick and exstensive answere
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its 01:18 at night over here and Im bored, so it had to happen
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U haven't been here long enough to ask those sorts of questions
Senior Member
Wow, tough girlU haven't been here long enough to ask those sorts of questions
~Elite AR-Hall of Famer~
Why all the anal talk?
Veni, Vedi, Vici.
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before this thread i never knew what the term meant..
From the description yes i know what is is..
but i can't win in this thread if i say no i will be called a liar .. whatever happens between two people.. is cool as long as they both enjoy it.. and if tossing ones salad is apart of the festivities.. then go ahead.. bring on the crotons
Dbol Junkie
im not too eager to eat out a chicks ass, but i love licking cl_t... hell, il do that for hours.
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Don't knock it till you've tried it.
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Whiney Member
some people say suicide is cool too though....
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
With that attitude I feel sorry for your wife or girlfriend.some people say suicide is cool too though....
Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
Anabolic Member
Funny..ass eaters! Isnt it strange how colse poopin' and humpin' are..both on a body and in a house?
Anabolic Member
ur my hero miz!
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dipolomatic huh
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Yupp
But I am a gentleman so I wont ask that question.
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Yupp
But I am a gentleman so I wont ask that question.
depends on the dressing
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Now this is starting to slip into the kinky realmsdepends on the dressing
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OMG... conservative chinese man here says ass rimmers will burn in hell...
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did u need us to save u a seat sir
Anabolic Member
comic relief!!
I love it!
I actually mentioned this to a girl I am seeing at the moment, lets just say it made for some interesting conversation.
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What did she say?
I was talking about this to a female freind recently too..
Junior Member
haha sorry... I just can't get past the psychological barrier of "burying my tongue" in someone else's craphole... but if it betters the sexual relationship and I didn't see it it ain't none of my business...
Senior Member
Ha ha!! Good stuff. I love rimming but my girlfriend won't let me. She tells me, that's gross! What's wrong with you? Bummer.
Let your girlfriends toss your salads or vice versa!!! Please sit down with your lady friends and have them read my analogies to better living. This is a free session to elevate your sexual encounters with your significant others... I will treat this session as a trial, my services can be rather expensive so please DO NOT take it with a grain of salt!
Here is 5 steps to better living... please take notes (stayinstacked, I know you are not an advocate of this process, you need to treat your mind like a parachute and open it):
1. Clean up
Cleanliness is even more of a issue with an****gus than with traditional oral sex. Taking a bath or shower together is a relaxing form of foreplay and will allow your partner to get squeaky clean. You or your partner should soap their butt, and rinse thoroughly with warm water. An enema usually isn't necessary if you wash well.
2. Ease in
Let you partner relax and get comfortable with you exploring their posterior before you bury your tongue in their lovehole. Massage their back and buttocks, kiss and caress their thighs and ass cheeks. Spread their cheeks and blow warm breaths over their hole. Lick, suck, and nibble their butt, perineum (the area of skin between the azz and genitals), and the skin around their pucker. Get everything warm, wet, and lubricated with saliva. Buttholes usually contract when stimulated, and then expand. Lick gently or tap the tip of your tongue against their butt, and wait for a response. After a bit of gentle probing, the sphincter muscles should start to relax and welcome deeper exploration.
3. Work your tongue
The anal region is full of sensitive nerve endings just begging for your tongue's caress. Keep your mouth moist and supple as you work their hole over. Keep your tongue loose and paint wide circle around their pucker. Make it tight, long and pointed to probe and penetrate. Work it in and out, around and around, till your partner begs for more.
4. Use your hands
In some ass-eating positions, your hands may be full keeping your partner's butt cheeks spread to allow you better access to their bunghole. But it's worthwhile to convince them to either sit on your face or reach back and clamp their ass open wide themselves. That way you can put your own paws to work massaging your partner's clit, or tweaking her nipples.
5. Pig out
Once you've got your face in your partner's butt, don't hold back. Worship your partner's ass. Get lost in it, make love to it. If both partners approach it with openness and enthusiasm, they will be rewarded with unparalleled enjoyment, whether eating ass is a main course, a spicy side dish, or appetizer for anal sex.
As I said, this consultation has been a curtesy session. Any PM's or e-mail inquiries can be deemed in exchange for cilias, a sweedish penis pump, and the Hollywood hit, "Position Impossible". Please excuse me, I have many other clients to attend to.
JS
Muahahahahahaha
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Been there, done that. And have gone back for seconds.
Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
Read the first part. You have make sure it's washed and clean first then you can mentally let go of the crap hole thing.
Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
Anabolic Member
toss-my-salad .com hahahaha he ripped it off from there i had to search for it after you wrote this and its not your advice!!!! YOU LIARRRR you are just as bad as HOSS!!!
AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur
I thought this was assumed???Next time I will document my ass eating literature and provide full source checks for interested members.
Anabolic Member
and thank god i'm still at the stage where "normal sex" is still ap p e a l ing
btw, having sex before your married is a SIN people... A SIN!
Smart Ass Member
I can't believe I am the first person to say this thread needs edited as there was no talk of lubrication. There is no possible way I could attempt without lubrication and/or condom usage. So use a water based lube and make it flavored since we would be potentially have tastebud activation.
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Hmmm i would think if your turned on enough no lube required
Smart Ass Member
Not for me. And to set the record I may be called the lumberjack(swinging lots of wood) I am by all means average. Some vaginal secretions help but I would not count on it as if it is the girls first time you do not want it hurting or it may never happen again.Hmmm i would think if your turned on enough no lube required
Butt oil (aka monkeybutt) is not my idea of lube.
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