The THREE ways to get women, AX STYLE!!!

**decadbal** · 02-12-2006, 11:37 AM

windon cleaner, how much is the pay

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 11:37 AM

hate it or love the italian prince is on top and im gonna shine til my heart stops

**Carlos_E** · 02-12-2006, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

hate it or love the italian prince is on top and im gonna shine til my heart stops

...on top of me with my dick in his ass.

**decadbal** · 02-12-2006, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

...on top of me with my dick in his ass.

CARLOWNED

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 11:39 AM

aiet thats way to gay for me, gotta go now chuuuccccchhhhhhhhhh

**Carlos_E** · 02-12-2006, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

gotta go now chuuuccccchhhhhhhhhh

Gotta go now church? Are you an alter boy.

**NotSmall** · 02-12-2006, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

hey man I sense the respect,

LMAOOOOOOOOOO
This guy is fucking hilarious!

**MatrixGuy** · 02-12-2006, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

deca, u seem like a nice guy, u would prolly make a good window cleaner for my business

**kloter1** · 02-12-2006, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

deca, u seem like a nice guy, u would prolly make a good window cleaner for my business

**SwoleCat** · 02-12-2006, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

my family always told me to flaunt what you got

Is that why we've seen nothing from you?

What do "you got"?????

I've seen nothing.......

~SC~

**MeanMachine2000** · 02-12-2006, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by NewKid

<----ax tanned bouncer after discovering his mad rap skills are worthless and annoying...what a faggot...

LMFAO

**Kärnfysikern** · 02-12-2006, 02:52 PM

Im guessing he is the guy riding the horse cock in the other thread

**QuieTSToRM33** · 02-12-2006, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by johan

Im guessing he is the guy riding the horse cock in the other thread

hahahahahahah ......... lmfao ......

**k_i_l_o_g7** · 02-12-2006, 03:45 PM

i'll have you know my father was respected window washer for 40 years, his hard work paid meager wages and we were humble people, but then he fell off the building, died, we sued for millions and now we're stuck up wanna be's who talk s**t to people...in fact we decided that to be truely good at this we would all have cosmetic surgury to look like tanned italian bouncers. and speach classes for words like chuuuch sorry i'm still working on it...

**Animal Cracker** · 02-12-2006, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

there are three ways to get women gentlemen, and the one and only AX is kind enough to lay it out there for you:
you can either;

A) Be a real smooth talker

B) Be really good looking

C) Be a really good dancer

So that leaves you... A) Roofies B) Forearm shiver to the back of the head and C) Hoggin'

**WelshWarrior** · 02-12-2006, 03:51 PM

This guy can't be real. I like to think the world is not too far gone to ensure that someone who is as much a twat as this guy gets killed before they get this bad.

**collar** · 02-12-2006, 05:24 PM

whats with all the bashing??
did i miss something ?? in another thread??

**collar** · 02-12-2006, 05:27 PM

now i get it lol.......

he typed this in the other thread ...

Looking for some hot women, cold drinks,and respect!!!

his first line was that LMAO......

**sp9** · 02-12-2006, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Anyone remember how to set a member to ignore? So his post never show up for me?

User CP - links on the left - under miscellaneous. Buddy/Ignore list.

AX_Tanned_Bouncer for General Forum Mod

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by sp9

User CP - links on the left - under miscellaneous. Buddy/Ignore list.

AX_Tanned_Bouncer for General Forum Mod

Yeah yeah, im feeling the respect now!!! I got on the forum made a few moves made a few things happen and now im on my way to becoming a mod. RESPECT IT!!!!

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 09:41 PM

My first order of business once i become a mod will be banning anyone who co_k rides swolecat or in for that fact any popular mod on the forum. ie. NEWKID

Second I will enforce strongly my respect level, cuz yall know without respect you don't get too far!

**Carlos_E** · 02-12-2006, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

My first order of business once i become a mod will be banning anyone who co_k rides swolecat or in for that fact any popular mod on the forum. ie. NEWKID

Second I will enforce strongly my respect level, cuz yall know without respect you don't get too far!

Where are you in NYC? We should hook up. You seem like you would be a good lay. But be warned, I won't use lube. Just spit and steady pressure.

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 09:52 PM

im cool with that bro no homo here, check and see if NEWKID is interested he told me he thought your pic was nice.

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 09:53 PM

plus u come around my way talking like that, theres only one way your leaving

**Carlos_E** · 02-12-2006, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

plus u come around my way talking like that, theres only one way your leaving

With your mouth on my dick?

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 09:55 PM

you look kind of fimiliar actually, think i might know where ur at

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 09:56 PM

im coming over

SVTMuscle* · 02-12-2006, 09:57 PM

dude seriously why the hell do you need to make such attention whore threads, is your life that pathetic and lonely you need to make "look at me threads" to gain popularity over the internet?

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 09:59 PM

hey man, its ur choice which one to read, if you dont like it you dont have to read it ya know, its in the lounge just messing around nothing to serious, so if you don't like it LEAVE!!!

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 10:00 PM

plus my M5 will smoke your SVT anyday even with your upgrades

**SwoleCat** · 02-12-2006, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

My first order of business once i become a mod

That's the most entertaining thing you've typed to date.

~SC~

**Myka** · 02-12-2006, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

My first order of business once i become a mod will be banning anyone who co_k rides swolecat or in for that fact any popular mod on the forum. ie. NEWKID

Second I will enforce strongly my respect level, cuz yall know without respect you don't get too far!

Yep...everyone betta recognize ma new mod status...RESPECT IT...

**Myka** · 02-12-2006, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

im cool with that bro no homo here, check and see if NEWKID is interested he told me he thought your pic was nice.

Im just a piece of meat anyway...just take me and leave

**SwoleCat** · 02-12-2006, 10:20 PM

Yo, Tony Danza.....eh yo', oh eh, eh yo'.......

I say, until you show some pictures of yourself, you shouldn't talk anymore.

If not, be prepared to be laughed into A.R. moron history.

RESPECT your surroundings.

~SC~

**Bigpup101** · 02-12-2006, 10:27 PM

LMFAO this guy is a riot! i think he's gotta be another member on the board fvckin around with us..i hope so anyway lol

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 10:32 PM

there is the only pic i got, once i get my shit straight im gonna have one of my honeys take some body pics

SVTMuscle* · 02-12-2006, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

plus my M5 will smoke your SVT anyday even with your upgrades

congratulations on smooching on your parents money to pay for a car too make up for your lack of man hood.

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 10:36 PM

please step of the T I P of my D

SVTMuscle* · 02-12-2006, 10:36 PM

and fyi, a modded SVT Cobra would spank an M5

**legobricks** · 02-12-2006, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

there is the only pic i got, once i get my shit straight im gonna have one of my honeys take some body pics

Is your honey the guy with his hand across your chest in the avatar?

Plain and simply put....FAG

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