Rules of Being a Man

[SVTMuscle*]

yes... the balls arent so big and bouncin right now so the upper part´ll have to do

post more pics of you tat's those look sick !

[Tren Bull]

by shooting you must be referring to a urination spell, and gun to penis...

not exactly... as a matter of fact, its nothing like that bro

[jax larue]

imo, the first rule of being a man is that if you get hurt, you dont whine about it, you suck it up. the second rule is that you always protect and defend your friends (especially if they are pretty females). the third rule is that you need to make money so you can buy your woman expensive things. the fourth rule is... take lots of steroids and work out hard so you can have that manly man build

i agree with youon it all except the roid's.roids are a no no for realmen

[Tren Bull]

i agree with youon it all except the roid's.roids are a no no for realmen

yea, only cheaters and sex addicts use steroids

[slob]

14.) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

fkin oath

[Bastard Samurai]

One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".


what happens there?

If you're serious bro, it would be a crime to ruin it for you, my advice would be to rent it and "see" for yourself!!!

P.S. Watch it alone, it's that creepy!

[SVTMuscle*]

i agree with youon it all except the roid's.roids are a no no for realmen

ok dude you realize you are on an anabolic forum. why dont you go to the offical forum for "Curves" for women if your gonna be like that. do not say how real men shouldnt use AAS

[Tren Bull]

ok dude you realize you are on an anabolic forum. why dont you go to the offical forum for "Curves" for women if your gonna be like that. do not say how real men shouldnt use AAS

AHAHAHA... curves

[Chookster]

SVT....with solid ethics like that you can be my wingman any day.

[DamnYouMSN]

Man's Rules for Women


Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and NASCAR.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!

We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Check your own oil! Please.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

I'm in shape. - ROUND is a shape.

[Chemical King]

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