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  1. 03-30-2006, 07:49 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I want to be tied down in doggy style position in a Milky Pink Cheerleader uniform and used by male dogs. Lots of male dogs, 10+ taking turns mounting me and me sucking them off, and when I say Cheerleader uniform I mean the pleated skirt, the matching socks, hair ties, everything. Oh yeah, I want something girly done with my hair too. Like pigtails or something.
    Chest??????? you too???
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I want to be tied down in doggy style position in a Milky Pink Cheerleader uniform and used by male dogs. Lots of male dogs, 10+ taking turns mounting me and me sucking them off, and when I say Cheerleader uniform I mean the pleated skirt, the matching socks, hair ties, everything. Oh yeah, I want something girly done with my hair too. Like pigtails or something.

    uggghhhh, what?
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    i love it, such stupid anecdotes, but humorous...i love how everyone hates on him too. i think that even funnier...
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    best technique for a newbie to eating pussy, write the alphabet with your tongue on her....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LX-1
    best technique for a newbie to eating pussy, write the alphabet with your tongue on her....

    imo, the best way to learn how to please a woman is to practice, practice practice... then practice some more
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    TREN BULL COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE I AM BLIND!!..i
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    TREN BULL COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE I AM BLIND!!..i

    ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    I prefer bigger dogs personally because of their massive doggy penises. I prefer to enjoy a nice candle light dinner of his favorite dog food, and then indulge in crazy sex
    New Kid?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    New Kid?
    Yes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    Yes?
    you're no fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    you're no fun
    OKAY ILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND SOME DOGS...happy?
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    Bro..funny story, but i wouldn't try that out in public. You'll get arrested (pardon the pun).
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    You need to go
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    You need to go

    do you mean me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    do you mean me?

    course not....i like ya just fine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    course not....i like ya just fine.

    cool. you had me worried for a minute
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    what a waste of time to read.
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    o rly?
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    Most of his posts are ****ing retarded(like mine arent, but not sick retarded) but this one actually had me laughing
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    Oh my people...follow me to heaven!!!

    I love all of this attention!!!
    I think I am going to dance until I collapse in joy!
    I feel like a king walking down the aisle of princess prostitutes with my schlong hanging out in all of it's shining glory as they all gasp in astonishment at the loch ness monster and it's sack of slave minors....even though the sack of minors is atrophied and deformed like a 10 year old boy confessing behind closed curtains of the evil Priest.
    I did not try that little "experiment" i had in mind (walking around at the teen hangout with my schlong hanging out and evaluating psychological responses of my subjects), unfortunately because I had not had the chance to go outside at this moment (I was too busy baking cake in the nude for Mizfit). Hear this...I have got a picture of her completly raw butt, unmolested by the fabrics of comical cloth! Now, since some of you guys are being very mean to me, and making me cry I will not show you my new toy! Ha ha ha!
    so ya'll can continue fantasizing about beautifulk mizfit and what she may have looked like behind those panties, and I can go back to designing my cake for her as I sing in French tunes of delusional tones of delerium reinforced by the preceding notions of Beethoven's symphony no.6, 7, and 8
    but seriously...
    Live Fast
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    and stay big!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I love all of this attention!!!
    I think I am going to dance until I collapse in joy!
    I feel like a king walking down the aisle of princess prostitutes with my schlong hanging out in all of it's shining glory as they all gasp in astonishment at the loch ness monster and it's sack of slave minors....even though the sack of minors is atrophied and deformed like a 10 year old boy confessing behind closed curtains of the evil Priest.
    I did not try that little "experiment" i had in mind (walking around at the teen hangout with my schlong hanging out and evaluating psychological responses of my subjects), unfortunately because I had not had the chance to go outside at this moment (I was too busy baking cake in the nude for Mizfit). Hear this...I have got a picture of her completly raw butt, unmolested by the fabrics of comical cloth! Now, since some of you guys are being very mean to me, and making me cry I will not show you my new toy! Ha ha ha!
    so ya'll can continue fantasizing about beautifulk mizfit and what she may have looked like behind those panties, and I can go back to designing my cake for her as I sing in French tunes of delusional tones of delerium reinforced by the preceding notions of Beethoven's symphony no.6, 7, and 8
    but seriously...
    Live Fast
    Die Hard
    and stay big!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I love all of this attention!!!
    I think I am going to dance until I collapse in joy!
    I feel like a king walking down the aisle of princess prostitutes with my schlong hanging out in all of it's shining glory as they all gasp in astonishment at the loch ness monster and it's sack of slave minors....even though the sack of minors is atrophied and deformed like a 10 year old boy confessing behind closed curtains of the evil Priest.
    I did not try that little "experiment" i had in mind (walking around at the teen hangout with my schlong hanging out and evaluating psychological responses of my subjects), unfortunately because I had not had the chance to go outside at this moment (I was too busy baking cake in the nude for Mizfit). Hear this...I have got a picture of her completly raw butt, unmolested by the fabrics of comical cloth! Now, since some of you guys are being very mean to me, and making me cry I will not show you my new toy! Ha ha ha!
    so ya'll can continue fantasizing about beautifulk mizfit and what she may have looked like behind those panties, and I can go back to designing my cake for her as I sing in French tunes of delusional tones of delerium reinforced by the preceding notions of Beethoven's symphony no.6, 7, and 8
    but seriously...
    Live Fast
    Die Hard
    and stay big!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LX-1


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    And I dance till I cry in jooooyy!
    Up and down up and down,
    down to the right
    and down I goooo
    under the world, under the floor,
    down my den I gooooooo
    Down to the right, down to the left,
    swirl in the tornado of confusiooooooooonnnnnnn!!!!
    Down I gooooo!!!
    Frowning as I twist in my own tornado of delusion!!!!
    And whyyyyyyyyy!!!
    WHYYYYY do I have to DIEEEEE NOWWWWW????!!
    WHY WHY WHYYYY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LX-1
    LMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I love all of this attention!!!
    I think I am going to dance until I collapse in joy!
    I feel like a king walking down the aisle of princess prostitutes with my schlong hanging out in all of it's shining glory as they all gasp in astonishment at the loch ness monster and it's sack of slave minors....even though the sack of minors is atrophied and deformed like a 10 year old boy confessing behind closed curtains of the evil Priest.
    I did not try that little "experiment" i had in mind (walking around at the teen hangout with my schlong hanging out and evaluating psychological responses of my subjects), unfortunately because I had not had the chance to go outside at this moment (I was too busy baking cake in the nude for Mizfit). Hear this...I have got a picture of her completly raw butt, unmolested by the fabrics of comical cloth! Now, since some of you guys are being very mean to me, and making me cry I will not show you my new toy! Ha ha ha!
    so ya'll can continue fantasizing about beautifulk mizfit and what she may have looked like behind those panties, and I can go back to designing my cake for her as I sing in French tunes of delusional tones of delerium reinforced by the preceding notions of Beethoven's symphony no.6, 7, and 8
    but seriously...
    Live Fast
    Die Hard
    and stay big!

    wtf? no wonder you were banned. btw, does your new avatar make you feel like a king too?
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    just when i thought we were goin to stop talkin about there ass's...u cwazy dude u cwazy..
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    Hey can you block certain members from Pming you?

    .. HInt hint FUK off Willy of nilly iron
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Hey can you block certain members from Pming you?

    .. HInt hint FUK off Willy of nilly iron
    Um Mizfit I like you and all but...isnt that something you should have thought of before you showed pics of yourself half naked? Just a thought...maybe Im wrong...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    Um Mizfit I like you and all but...isnt that something you should have thought of before you showed pics of yourself half naked? Just a thought...maybe Im wrong...
    .... yep
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    Um Mizfit I like you and all but...isnt that something you should have thought of before you showed pics of yourself half naked? Just a thought...maybe Im wrong...
    I'm not talkin bout that.. this will of iron guy
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    hahaha that's cute
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I'm not talkin bout that.. this will of iron guy
    I know but nevermind haha
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