MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOriginally Posted by USfighterFC
i can sustaman all over again
i've been training 5 month's and i kicked everyone's ass
steveo you diden't pop 3 d.bol tab's before you went out there and kicked there ass did you ???
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MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i can sustaman all over again
i've been training 5 month's and i kicked everyone's ass
steveo you diden't pop 3 d.bol tab's before you went out there and kicked there ass did you ???
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Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference
Jst wonderin why everyone thinks hes full of SHIT, im not saying he isnt but i cant say he is, so how can all you guys? anyproof i.e. other hero stories etc, Mad shit happens round my way all the time to me and my mates, and every one else i know but after reading this i wouldnt tell anyone, cos you guys would rip me apart.
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Oh man USfighter really went to town on this guy. I mean I smelled BS from the beginning, thas why I asked if it was April fools but damn you let him have it hard.
energizer bunny, I think what through me off was first of all he knocked out two guys with one punch each, yet they both got back up and he knocked them out again. Well when you are knocked out...well you are ****ing knocked out, unconscious, snoring, asleep etc. You dont get back up to fight again and they both happen to get up from being knocked out at the same time? Then at the end he says I guess the ****ed one of my friends up...First of all he doesnt even sound like he gives a shit, and secondly I just dont see that happening. If some "gangbangers" rolled by one of my buddies houses and started ****in someone up no one would have to scream help him, they would be ****ed up already.
The only thing that made it believable is that he said the guys were pretty big and said one was 6'2 200lbs. I mean no one would bullshit and say big = 6'2" 200lbs cuz thats pretty embarassing to think someone is big at that height/weight.
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and then he woke up..........
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference
Good points, i see where your coming,maybe these points should of been put to the dude, damn right when any of my mates r eva in need of help i woulnt think twice about getting stuck in especialy on Two on one situations, and i certainly wouldnt be leaving without me mates. doing the weights doesnt make you good at punching, Maybe your right he is talking shit,
there goes my chance of being the hero saving Stevo from you guys, ahh neva mind Super Bunny lives to fight another day.
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Tai that is brilliant !!!!!
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What kind of "gangbangers" get knocked out on the first punch, and each of them in succession no less??
Bulldick!!!!!!!
If you knocked them out with one punch each, how did the perfect "10" you supposedly banged leave w/them? I thought they were out cold?
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Gay gangbangers
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why would you be scared of the police if you were defending your friends?
why would you allow the two gangbangers time to recuperate after you dazed them?
why would you again, after the second time you "jacked" them, would you allow them to "get up" again?
why did the chick you nailed go w/them afterwards?
How do you "one-punch" two young men (gangbangers) who are used to scrapping & already prepared to fight?
how does lifting wieghts help you fight (if you have no technical skills in fighting)?
just a few plotholes, i'm not saying it didnt happen - just something everyone is wondering
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MAYBE!!! his one punch looked like this?!
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im smelling it too
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good link... what a freaking fraud.. Those students go to learn MA and get convinced this dude is a master and can knock you out without touching you?? Come on.. Funny how the JJ students where like ummmm nope nope nothing.
Oh and to the OP.. your story does not stand up..
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i gotta S on ma chest
u were the one hidin at the start. that to me is a pussy
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this is one of the funniest threads i have read to date!!! i seriously love the pics and Tai, yours is about shit your pants hilarious. by the way... Steve, one of those gangbangers was my cousin Mickey... M I C...K E Y...and from your ISP numbers he knows where you live now so if I were you I would turn my clock ahead for daylight savings immediately so you don't get your ass beat on April Fools Day!
oh and he did f*ck that girl you f*cked...
only he did it the day before you did it...
oh, and he has herpes...
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this is one of the funniest threads i have read to date!!! i seriously love the pics and Tai, yours is about shit your pants hilarious. by the way... Steve, one of those gangbangers was my cousin Mickey... M I C...K E Y...and from your ISP numbers he knows where you live now so if I were you I would turn my clock ahead for daylight savings immediately so you don't get your ass beat on April Fools Day!
oh and he did f*ck that girl you f*cked...
only he did it the day before you did it...
oh, and he has herpes...
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ROLMAO
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i already posted onebut mine is real!
OMG!!! I missed this one.. that is the Pic of the day!!
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everyone seems to think that when u workout u are a better fighter...my roomate gained 15lbs and is now 184 at 6'1 and all of a sudden is mike tyson...and honestly u have to have a seriuos punch to knock someone out with one punch..and u didnt want to help ur friends when they were gettin jumped...if any of my real freinds were gettin jumped i would fight, doestn matter if u win or lose u have to fight for ur freinds...
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Exactly....I know a guy who is 170 pounds who punches a lot harder than I do, and I'm 235.
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its annoyin as shit...this shit for brains last night was like, hey think u could take that bouncer...the bouncer had that take no shit look and was muscular as hell. i said i have no idea i've never seen him fight before...his response yeah but ur bigger...idiot...i try to use my bro. as my example he's about 5'10 175 about 15%bf. doesnt workout but he would nock the shit outa me and my roomate. and im 6'2 250...its all about skill and experiance..size comes after both those...
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wow that story is bullshit .......
anyone find it interesting that he left his friend there ???
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Did you give them the leg drop like Hogan does then get that energy surge?
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Taiboxa you should come out with a dvd bro you are way to funny.
one touch knockout MOUAHAHAHAHAH
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All i Have to say is good for you if the story is real ... BUT if not ... April fools... But the main thing i wanted to point out is that size has very little to do with combat scenarios. I trained mixed martial arts for about 5 years and from 6'5'' 320 pound guys to 5'4'' 170 ... there was no direct relation between size and skill level. Even the lightweight mexican kid could take down the ugliest of beasts. But if the beast got a hold of him... that was another story...
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Seriously all the shit talkin is gay. I guess alot of you have nothing better to do. I tell about my night and get flamed, complete BS. If someone was lying I highly doubt they would put about the chick usin them and not giving them her#, then leavin with the gangbangers, thats NOT something to brag about......
What because I am 6'1 190 means I cant fight? Wow thats news, Bruce Lee is prolly turnin over in his grave right now......
Hope it makes you feel good to to talk shit on the internet, you know thats what REAL men do. All you did was show what true jackass's your are.
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Sorry dude but the whole story was awful, you made yourself look like a hero in every aspect. Why would the girl you just nailed who thought you were "totally hot" leave with "gangbangers" who just supposedly got their asses kicked by the Mike Tyson that is you. That's a huge hole right there. And what guys cries about being used by a chick? Lemme tell you something, when a girl fvcks me when first meeting her and then not having regrets and walking her own way....this is called a BLESSING.....not being used. Just read the first paragraph of your own story bro, it's just ridiculously stupid.
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How much more of a pice of shit are you going to make this guy feel. I think you have done a good job at it.
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Well like the story or not, its true. Really ****ed up but true. Thats why i posted it, if it was a regular night never would have posted it. The reason for posting it is because it was so ****ed up.
Take a minute and put yourself in my shoes
1. Friend calls you, tons of chicks get to this adress.
2. Hot chick answers door, withen an hour and a half you are bangin her.
3. After sex she freaks, and tells you she has a boyfriend and she messed up
4. Figure she is a jackball try to get her # and get shot down.
5. See friends get jumped
6. End up gettin jumped but winning.
7. You say **** the drama leave and go home
8. Find out next day from Buddy old girl endin going goin with the gangbangers
9. Best part of all, she cam back in PJ's. So prolly got nailed by those dudes also.
10. Guessin I should get my shit checked now....
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Yeah i agree. I should stop.
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Honestly when you put it in that way the story isnt far fetched.
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A girl using you, buddy I call that a good night. What did you want a friggin relationship? Nailing a chick that is "SO HOT" is something to brag about not cry about, **** man get off the clomid, LOL Im just playin man.
Last edited by C_Bino; 04-02-2006 at 05:28 PM.
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We're just giving you a hard time bro, "April fools" I didn't mean all the stuff I posted...
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i smell BS
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I'm not going to call you a liar, but you sound very self ritcheous when retelling the chain of events. Its like you were in a 50 cent video or something.
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