we up to no good

[Tren Bull]

one thing that made me very happy was screwing around at my old job. id chill in the back and eat food i didn't pay for, id harass the customers and fu_k up their groceries. id break sh_t... haha that was fun. i even remember throwing full jugs of milk and juice at the ceiling in the cooler.

[Tren Bull]

one time this bitch pissed me off when she wanted help out to her car with her groceries, then she got in the car and let me put all the groceries in the trunk...

she shouldn't have turned her back on me

haha, i took out my knife and stabbed a 2 1/2 gallon bottle of water she had bought, and i put it in her trunk. then i poked holes in the bottom of all her plastic bags so theyd rip when you picked them up

[Tren Bull]

i always wanted to post up in the cooler with an airsoft gun, and blast people in the face and hands when theyd open the doors to get milk out or whatever. haha, im pretty sure that some of those airsoft guns shoot multiple bbs at once. can you imagine the reaction youd get out of someone if you shot them in the face with that when they weren't expecting it?

[Tren Bull]

haha, or maybe it would be better to spray them with the hose when they open the doors. haha, they had a hose back there too.

[BADASS323]

are you POSITIVE your not from so. cal.? we do that shit everyday here!!!

[Tren Bull]

are you POSITIVE your not from so. cal.? we do that shit everyday here!!!

haha yea i bet. lots of funny sh_t goes down in businesses everywhere.

[mwolffey]

one time this bitch pissed me off when she wanted help out to her car with her groceries, then she got in the car and let me put all the groceries in the trunk...

she shouldn't have turned her back on me

haha, i took out my knife and stabbed a 2 1/2 gallon bottle of water she had bought, and i put it in her trunk. then i poked holes in the bottom of all her plastic bags so theyd rip when you picked them up

nice

[~fuelforfire~]

nice

haha yeah that is pretty sweet

[Tren Bull]

haha yeah that is pretty sweet

yea i like that story. its a good thing she was stupid and didn't think i did it. she probably thought it got punctured on something in her trunk

[Mizfit]

what in the hell is this thread about

[BADASS323]

what in the hell is this thread about

we were just "loungin"...

[Tren Bull]

what in the hell is this thread about

haha its about screwing around at work

[Tren Bull]

ever see the movie office space?

[stunner5000pt]

ever see the movie office space?

somebody took my stapler!

[Tren Bull]

somebody took my stapler!

haha remember michael bolton with the fax machine? thats me in 10 years, cept im not a scrawny goober like he was.

[Tren Bull]

what in the hell is this thread about

well, i was tryin to make my bros laugh...

you dont exactly sound amused though

[JohnboyF]

Are you still employed? any where???

Just kidding

[zimmy]

I never did anything of that... different work ethics for different people i spose.

I did used to work at an office supply store. When we would move the boxes of packaged paper, we'd throw them down to each other from the very top to the bottom. Those things are heavy as h3ll but fun to catch. And every once in a whiel , there'd be a peace of furniture coming off the floor. The rule was we didn't throw away furniture whole out back cus we didn't want people using em dumpster diving wise...stupid rule but whatever. So we got to break whole desks up w/ a sledge. That was fun

[firmechicano831]

I've always done my best everywhere I've worked.

[Tren Bull]

I've always done my best everywhere I've worked.

you see, i was 18 at the time this sh_t went down.

you better believe that once i start working as an engineer il not be pulling this crap. with that job, if you mess up, the building colapses and people die. then your company gets sued and you lose your career... years of my life down the drain.

[cfiler]

I used work at a store, and I'd tell the manager that I was going out to collect the shopping carts, then I'd take off for afew hours. Sometimes I'd go home, or see a movie. The whole time still on the clock. I loved that.

[Tren Bull]

I used work at a store, and I'd tell the manager that I was going out to collect the shopping carts, then I'd take off for afew hours. Sometimes I'd go home, or see a movie. The whole time still on the clock. I loved that.

haha thats great bro. i used to waste time too, but i never left work

[Tren Bull]

cept sometimes theyd tell me to deliver groceries to some persons house. haha, getting paid to drive my car and listen to music is a great feeling

[cfiler]

I was a cashier for awhile, and I would give random discounts to people. Like every third person gets 50% off.

[THE_DOME]

i worked at a mall as a securtiy officer no gun no flashlight, i would walk around the mall looking at shit took my girl into back rooms all the time, one day i went to the theater and watched a fulll movie

[stunner5000pt]

i stole choclate from work... they saw the whole thing on camera...

i was fired the next day... thank god that they didnt call the cops on me

i was actually happy i got fired there!

[stunner5000pt]

at my current job i was screwing around with this girl and suddenly i feel this hand tap on my shoulder... i turn around and see it s the owner.. im like o sh it

i didnt make much money that night!

[Tren Bull]

at my current job i was screwing around with this girl and suddenly i feel this hand tap on my shoulder... i turn around and see it s the owner.. im like o sh it

i didnt make much money that night!

getting play while on the clock? cant beat that