never used 34 years old 135lbs

**Foskamink** · 06-08-2006, 02:08 PM

i bet u could prolly put on 15-25 pounds in the first month easily.. if u eat a extreme amount and workout atleast 3 full body workouts a week... not to mention if u do a split and take it to the extreme... start with protein and creatine imo.. but im a amature , but i only saw 1 guy mention it and its great

if i could sum up the amount of food u should be eating in pizzas... it would be close to 5 a day.. but obiously pizza is not good :P

good luck and let us know how ur doing in a couple weeks

foska

**albino-rhino** · 06-08-2006, 02:24 PM

No offence, but I highly doubt you could kick some ass at your size unless the other dude is 6' 130lbs too.

By seriously,
Eat eat eat and eat some more and when your done eat again...... It's that simple! You'll gain weight.

**sbigpecs** · 06-08-2006, 02:44 PM

This thread is great.... Have I come to late? Please do go, keep it going!!!!!!

**Foskamink** · 06-08-2006, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by briantooz

bro i'm cool yes i'm skinny but i get mad pussy and i can kick some ass..so again just tell me the safe way to get started....**** are all you cats muscleheads i get it i'm skinny but i'm healthy i just want to get bigger i have no body fat whatsoever so even when i gain 20 lbs its all muscle and you cant really tel cause muscle is so heavy without bodyfat i still look skinny so i want to gain some serious weight and probably not what you guys are thinking i'd be happy at 160 but again i will not get any bodyfat so i'm a rock at any size....so how do i begin?

Erm... like every 1 said.. u have no workout expirence.. and u wanna do some gear.. i wouldnt normally flame but ur attitude is very bad.. so how do u begin is ur question? u find some dumbells.. + a curl bar + a mat - and i suggest u just do everything possible with a bar + dumbells + mat - then u will get mad results after a month then go to the gym and ull go crazy on how easy it is to gain 20 pounds... then u have to workout hard for a good few months to gain more.. u will reach a stand still point in my expirence after the first few months.. but once u pass that ur set for mass

my advice is probly the lowest and most amature u will obtain from this website.. but its probly the advice u need, simple safe and it will work

sbigpecs is that u in ur picture by curiousity?

thx myles

**Bratty4him** · 06-08-2006, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by briantooz

my wife recently left me and i lost alot of wieght...i've always been skinny but now i'm gone i'm leaving the country for gernany and i've been thinking about doing a couple cycles for a long time..so people with experience let me know what to do.

EAT A LOT

**cfiler** · 06-08-2006, 03:24 PM

It sounds to be a medical issue. I would seek out a doctor, and explain to him/her that you have not been able to gain any weight. Also go over your bowel movement problem with them. You may have an overactive tyroid, or some other sort of issue. Have you ever been diagnosed with Chrone's disease or IBS?

**Elexecution** · 06-08-2006, 04:05 PM

This guy is my hero

**IBdmfkr** · 06-08-2006, 04:57 PM

Yes I agree, but when I picture him in my head all I can think of is "Mr. Burns".

**BADASS323** · 06-08-2006, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by IBdmfkr

Yes I agree, but when I picture him in my head all I can think of is "Mr. Burns".

now that was funny!!!

**Elexecution** · 06-08-2006, 05:09 PM

Mr. Burns can probably bench more than this guy

**BADASS323** · 06-08-2006, 05:11 PM

has anyone noticed-stick man has vanished

**shortie** · 06-08-2006, 05:12 PM

Of course he left-none of us "muscleheads" would just give him the key to the magic pill closet.

**BADASS323** · 06-08-2006, 05:16 PM

i was kinda scared anyway.he can kick ass you know!

**shortie** · 06-08-2006, 05:30 PM

Sorry godfather, the guy stated more than once he did not wish to have any help regarding diet or anything but AAS. Makes him a moron in my book, and one that our community is better off without. I believe in helping everyone learn about this as much as possible, but if they refuse to learn-they really should leave.

Out of his whole 3 posts, here are my 2 favorites.

"the more i eat the more i shit.
my metabolism is super fast when i'm at my heavyest i'm like 148 and i'm 6 foot so i'm not rushi9ng into anything i've been thinking about this for years... just give me some info on safe use....i don't need the peanut gallery shit."

"bro i'm cool yes i'm skinny but i get mad pussy and i can kick some ass..so again just tell me the safe way to get started....**** are all you cats muscleheads i get it i'm skinny but i'm healthy i just want to get bigger i have no body fat whatsoever so even when i gain 20 lbs its all muscle and you cant really tel cause muscle is so heavy without bodyfat i still look skinny so i want to gain some serious weight and probably not what you guys are thinking i'd be happy at 160 but again i will not get any bodyfat so i'm a rock at any size....so how do i begin?"

**briantooz** · 06-08-2006, 05:33 PM

some of you are giving me a little info the re3st are full of shit..;.. stick man vanished? look here computer geek steroid duden i have shit to do im just checked back in....and i put a 6' 7" cop to sleep in fronrt of aq bar on camera...size has very little to do with fighting...l.if anyone wants to be serious here and answer myn questionws i would appreciate it.for the rest of you come get my skinnyn ass...bamboo tattoo orlando 407 839 8996.

**Elexecution** · 06-08-2006, 05:48 PM

Oh man this is too good

This guy didn't just give his number out over the internet challenging people to come fight him did he?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

**BADASS323** · 06-08-2006, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by briantooz

some of you are giving me a little info the re3st are full of shit..;.. stick man vanished? look here computer geek steroid duden i have shit to do im just checked back in....and i put a 6' 7" cop to sleep in fronrt of aq bar on camera...size has very little to do with fighting...l.if anyone wants to be serious here and answer myn questionws i would appreciate it.for the rest of you come get my skinnyn ass...bamboo tattoo orlando 407 839 8996.

stick boy ...go back and read my first post in this thread.

**thegodfather** · 06-08-2006, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by briantooz

some of you are giving me a little info the re3st are full of shit..;.. stick man vanished? look here computer geek steroid duden i have shit to do im just checked back in....and i put a 6' 7" cop to sleep in fronrt of aq bar on camera...size has very little to do with fighting...l.if anyone wants to be serious here and answer myn questionws i would appreciate it.for the rest of you come get my skinnyn ass...bamboo tattoo orlando 407 839 8996.

Wow...after that post now you make me regret giving you the benefit of the doubt. I figured you were just mouthing off to everyone because they were givin you shit about wantin to use without having a ****in clue about training. Now I realise, you're just a ****in dick. No one here would waste their time to call you on your cell phone that you got out of a cereal box. Take that internet tuff guy shit to another board.

**Foskamink** · 06-08-2006, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by briantooz

some of you are giving me a little info the re3st are full of shit..;.. stick man vanished? look here computer geek steroid duden i have shit to do im just checked back in....and i put a 6' 7" cop to sleep in fronrt of aq bar on camera...size has very little to do with fighting...l.if anyone wants to be serious here and answer myn questionws i would appreciate it.for the rest of you come get my skinnyn ass...bamboo tattoo orlando 407 839 8996.

i get it ur a holmes aye cat.. talkin gangstazz slang.. ima lay it out fo yo to play it out...

ur 6 fizz buck 35 - im 5 - 9 buck 65 - cop is prolly buck 80 atleast - u put him to sleep - nice story buddy - dont come up on here sayin u wanna fight - do u know have a brain - every singlet person on this forum would probly kill u if u if they punchd u in the face.. and thats not talking shit.. ur health is a problem and ur not givin urself any credibility.. ur just making people flame.. and thats flame well earnt on ur behalf.. u are in desperite need of milk and food... people say go to the gym and start training.. i dont think ur bones are safe to train imo.. u will brake somthing and hurt urself.. see a doctor please

myles

**someone70** · 06-08-2006, 08:40 PM

135 lmfao best post ever! U must be the dumbest guy ever my friggin dog almost out weighs u bro lmao! Mad pussy u must re think ur goals u cant buy gear if u still paying 4 all that pussy lol.

**Foskamink** · 06-08-2006, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by someone70

u cant buy gear if u still paying 4 all that pussy lol.

what i think ur trying to say is.. u cant buy gear unless u can hold ur own with dealers.. got luck buying from the streets without getting ur head kickd in and money taken..

**stunner5000pt** · 06-08-2006, 08:48 PM

i dont come into this forum to read about AAS anymore... i come into this forum to read about guys who dont havea clue about waht to do and want to do AAS and then refuse to take advice when it is given to them. i also come on here to read the flames.

dude... just ignore the flames and listen to the advice these guys are giving you.

**someone70** · 06-08-2006, 08:50 PM

i mean mad pussy is a joke. he will need 2 jobs one for gear the other to pay 4 all that pussy. I think most girls out there might kick his ass

**IBdmfkr** · 06-08-2006, 05:44 PM

Anyone have a link to the thread about the guy on sauce who caught guys breaking into his car? That was great.

**juiceboxxx** · 06-08-2006, 08:52 PM

wtf is up with this dude? lol postin the # is just funny

comoooon guys this is some whack thread

**biglouie250** · 06-08-2006, 08:56 PM

34 years old and you speak like your 12. just listen to the advice given, visit the diet forum and read the bulking sticky. it is fool proof. also maybe an endocrinologist may help if you seriously have weight issues, it could be something more serious then just a weight problem.......

**C_Bino** · 06-08-2006, 09:00 PM

Well I was going to stay out of this thread but now its getting too funny, plus the guy is making it worse for himself by coming off like a dick.

You say you have no bodyfat, I can probably guess you are at least 10% and you are merely skinny but not a low bf%. And you are rock hard, ya thats because bones are hard man, you are F*CKING EMACIATED.

There is no possible way you are anywhere close to doing a cycle, maybe once you gain around 70+lbs and train for 4-5 years. Until then you need to follow the advice already given and eat more. If you decide to go against what we said and do a cycle. well good luck...I dont know where they make 1/10 inch pins, because anything longer and you are gonna be going straight into bone. Plus with the size of your muscles im pretty sure anything over 1/4cc will be too much for you to absorb in one site.

BTW stop putting cops in sleeper holds and getting so much pussy, you're making us all look bad.

**cmax** · 06-08-2006, 09:27 PM

This has gotta be a joke. Someone who posts here regularly created another account and started this thread to mess with people and get a good laugh from their reactions.

The phone number you gave us is for the Bamboo Tattoo company...

http://www.myspace.com/bambootattoo

**cmax** · 06-08-2006, 09:29 PM

Hey Brian, is that you on the myspace site with the fish?

**SwoleCat** · 06-08-2006, 09:30 PM

Go to Costco and buy 23423423929294239423948232384 dollars worth of food.
Come back in 10 years.

~SC~

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