HEY, I JUST GOT ASKED TO QUIT TODAY!!! F*ck that f*cking f*ggot. His name is Josh and he is a little girl who likes drama a f*cks people over. That's okay, I was planning on quitting next week anyway for a better job.
HEY, I JUST GOT ASKED TO QUIT TODAY!!! F*ck that f*cking f*ggot. His name is Josh and he is a little girl who likes drama a f*cks people over. That's okay, I was planning on quitting next week anyway for a better job.
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word F*ck. Of all the English words beginning with F, F*ck is the single one referred to as the "F-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
F*ck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. F*ck from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, F*ck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John F*cked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley F*cks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the F*cking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too F*cking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is F*cking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a F*ck". As part of a word: "abso-F*cking-lutely" or "in-F*cking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "F*ck the F*cking F*ckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versatility such as the word F*ck, as in these examples used as the following words;
Fraud: "I got F*cked"
Trouble: "I guess I'm really F*cked now"
Dismay: "Oh, F*ck it!"
Aggresion: "Don't F*ck with me, buddy!"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this F*cking question"
Inquery: "Who the F*ck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the F*ck is going on here"
Incompetence: "He's a F*ck -off!"
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and F*ck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
Use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly: F*ck YOU!
Last edited by Homeguard; 06-23-2006 at 03:55 PM.
**** is prolly my favourite word. I use it often.
which one?Originally Posted by Flagg
cock
piss
f*ck
sh*t
c*nt
CAN'T is the worst 4-letter word... I never say that
F*ck I meant, Superhuman.
And what's wrong with C*nt? Just a word at the end of the day, world wont stop spinning on it's utterance. C*nt rolls right off the tongue, figuritively and, heh, literally.
Unless you really mean CAN'T?? I thought that mighta been a bad typo.
can't, you know "I can't do it anymore", "I can't lift this weight", "I can't get it up", etc.![]()
f;cking immigrants in my town
Hey Frankie.............
F UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-B D
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Originally Posted by IBdmfkr
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Originally Posted by FranKieC
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Originally Posted by IBdmfkr
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How you been? haven't talked in a while
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Originally Posted by IBdmfkr
Bro it's been a while..After this week things should slow down for a month or so and I will have alot more time for other things
Shoot me an email on secure when ya get this..
Originally Posted by Mizfit
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Here is this weeks installment of FU Friday. Make sure you get out all your week long FU's..
FU to the Prick who hit my Brand new M3 and tried to run!!!
FU to this damn pollon in the air!!!
FU to this pile of work I have on my desk!!!
Have a great weekend ladies and Gents and get those FU's out!
FU Brown Recluse Spiders
FU Shitty Florida weather
FU Florida insects
FU boss who wants me to work with a broken foot and chunks missing out of my arm and a staph infection.
FU old people who dont watch out for bikes.
FU asshole doctor who didnt wanna knock me out and me feel the entire process of cutting a chunk off my arm
FU rude cab drivers
FU stores who dont have what I want
FU Duracell batteries
FU non-super human strength body
FU rap
FU 50 cent
FU SUVS
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I hate spiders!! You didnt get bit by a recluse did ya?Originally Posted by IronFreakX
Me too But I like to get out my week long F*ck yousOriginally Posted by Mizfit
i'm allergic to spider bites - scare the poop outta me
ok fine then .. **** my flood in my apt and **** the smell of the sanitzation process and the cleaning shit they used.
IronFreak is back? I was wonderin yesterday where uve been when I was sittin at my boring job
FU bitchy ppl
FU lowes shitty pay
FU cutting
FU cardio
FU rap
FU alcohol
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Oh I did alrightOriginally Posted by FranKieC
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And they cut a good amount of flesh off my armand I felt every single second of it because apparently Im a bit immune to even 40cc of Lidocaine
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Originally Posted by IronFreakX
WOW I'm sorry to hear that!
Now take some pictures
Originally Posted by chest6
AFu*kin Men!
Originally Posted by Mizfit
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My car is still in one pieceOriginally Posted by FranKieC
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People are nice too meOriginally Posted by chest6
Can't complainOriginally Posted by chest6
This bag of hershey minis is tasting really yummy right now...Originally Posted by chest6
you're doing the wrong kindOriginally Posted by chest6
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
lol I love you
That was such a low blowOriginally Posted by Mizfit
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U don't know bout my apt - ur blow was low too Baby cakes..Originally Posted by FranKieC
I just got back in after a week
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
I'm sorry!
BTW why arent u on aim?
I forgot my cam the 1st time, wont today at 3am when I go to the hospital again...ITS PUKE TIME!!!!Originally Posted by FranKieC
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I am very interested in seeing this..start a thread on it.Originally Posted by IronFreakX
Had that in my mind already, after I come back from St. pete general, ITS PUKE TIME AROriginally Posted by FranKieC
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FU court case
FU painful knees
FU empty wallet
FU car that wouldnt start
FU dog that wants a walk (lol only joking, il take you now dont worry your flat little face about it)
FU work tonight hahaha
apart from that, and even including that, all is great, i wouldnt change a thing regardless
I can't believe I missed this thread..
Frankie.................
F U ! ! ! ! !
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