Indecent Proposal

**biglouie250** · 07-19-2006, 02:42 PM

ahhh so share the myspace with us!

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

so are you...

in a weird .. i'm on acid .... look at my hands sorta way.

one more reason i'm not a myspace doink.

Dally, Thanks for the thread on IFL. I'll add you among my fans.

RA · 07-19-2006, 02:53 PM

3 days is too much. Tell him he can give you a bj for an hour for 26k

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 02:55 PM

RA · 07-19-2006, 02:56 PM

Well shyt, you got place to go things to do..

**JohnboyF** · 07-19-2006, 02:57 PM

Shit, i just scrooled down and saw all the ppl viewing this thread.. Carlos out of curosity. Wat was his intial offer? and how high has he jumped...

**Just t** · 07-19-2006, 03:00 PM

hahahahahaa

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by FaizakaFez

Wat was his intial offer? and how high has he jumped...

Why? Bidding war?

**Just t** · 07-19-2006, 03:02 PM

can i have you for free?

**JohnboyF** · 07-19-2006, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Why? Bidding war?

LOL yea buddy 20 g's right here lol no ..

I was just curious how desperate this guy was...willing to pay to get his salad tossed.. LOL Again...

**Dally** · 07-19-2006, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Dally, Thanks for the thread on IFL. I'll add you among my fans.

the only fan list you need to add me to .... is the one where they wanna see ur electric pink lower lip

as dried up BLACK and as dead lookin as ur bag.

love ya.

lover.

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

the only fan list you need to add me to .... is the one where they wanna see ur electric pink lower lip

as black as ur bag.

love ya.

lover.

Again, your post doesn't make sense. Brush up on your sarcasm sweetie.

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

the only fan list you need to add me to .... is the one where they wanna see ur electric pink lower lip

as dried up BLACK and as dead lookin as ur bag.

love ya.

lover.

Version 2 still needs work.

**BADASS323** · 07-19-2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

the only fan list you need to add me to .... is the one where they wanna see ur electric pink lower lip

as dried up BLACK and as dead lookin as ur bag.

love ya.

lover.

wtf?

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 03:17 PM

the only fan list you need to add me to

thats the only fan list he needs to be added to

.... is the one where they wanna see ur electric pink lower lip

The fan list where people wanna see you "use" your lower lip

as dried up BLACK and as dead lookin as ur bag.

Dried up lip. black and looks dead like your bag(either balls, gym bag or grocery bag)

love ya.

love ya

lover.

lover

***BajanBastard*** · 07-19-2006, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by BADASS323

wtf?

I didn't get it either.

**BADASS323** · 07-19-2006, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

thats the only fan list he needs to be added to

The fan list where people wanna see you "use" your lower lip

Dried up lip. black and looks dead like your bag(either balls, gym bag or grocery bag)

love ya

lover

thanks for the explanation bro.

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by BADASS323

thanks for the explanation bro.

Jealousy is a bitch. Probably doesn't like that a fag is bigger than him.

**Dally** · 07-19-2006, 03:27 PM

I'm going to assume

yer nutsac is black...maybe even semi blue considering how.....'tanned' you are.

now....since your blessed with that ULTRA PINK lower lip of yours....

if said lip was dried up...and black....

what would that mean?

it would mean that someone on the list....finally succeeded in deleting one more ghaye national level bb.

good luck with ur upcoming competion.

I'll be in the audience.

or at least within 'range'

lover

**Dally** · 07-19-2006, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Jealousy is a bitch. Probably doesn't like that a fag is bigger than him.

only in the head there buttay.

and not the head that yer homeo azz thinks about right off the bat when comparing urself to another man.

**Maraxus** · 07-19-2006, 03:33 PM

Holy hell. Dally laying it on lmao.

**SnaX** · 07-19-2006, 03:33 PM

the guy is a serial killer. and he'll make a windchyme out of yoru genitals! lol or a make you into a lampshade. hehe

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!

**Maraxus** · 07-19-2006, 03:37 PM

wait a ****ing minute. Carlos youre gay?

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 03:40 PM

Well since this thread is getting fvcked up.....

Who wants to fvck me for 5,000$??

19yr old male, tanned, 6'0, fit, shaved head, big cock, nice, great in bed and talks afterward...you WILL NOT be dissapointed.

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 03:44 PM

horse2006?

stocky121?

johan??

anyone??

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 03:45 PM

4500?

+1

**stocky121** · 07-19-2006, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

4500?

+1

you pay me lol

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 03:47 PM

PM me NOW!!!

and I'll give you a cupon, good for one FREE breakfast with sex!!!

Great opputunity!!!

PM NOW!!!

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by stocky121

you pay me lol

I'm the prostitute(edit:ESCORT

) here, not you

but give me some stats neway, what do you have to offer??

***BajanBastard*** · 07-19-2006, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

I'm the prostitute here, not you

but give me some stats neway, what do you have to offer??

Stocky likes dolls. *hint* *hint*

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by BajanBastard

Stocky likes dolls. *hint* *hint*

mmmm

ok stocky, I can buy a blowup doll and bring it with us if you want

Or we can use yours I am flexible

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 03:53 PM

PS: that is NOT me in the pic with the doll....

**stocky121** · 07-19-2006, 03:59 PM

NOW if where talking doll sex then hell yeah i'll pay how MCUH ???? lol

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

only in the head there buttay.

and not the head that yer homeo azz thinks about right off the bat when comparing urself to another man.

But seriously Dally, you hate me so much that you have to start threads about it? It's a waste of energy. I don't care what you think. You should find more constructive things to do with your time. Like go lift or something.

**HORSE~** · 07-19-2006, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

horse2006?

stocky121?

johan??

anyone??

Dude start your own thread and post up some sexy pic's

And will see what we can do to whore you out

P.S. I'll be your pimp for a 25% commision

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

PM me NOW!!!

and I'll give you a coupon, good for one FREE breakfast with sex!!!

Great opputunity!!!

PM NOW!!!

If it's Dennys I'm down.

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by stocky121

NOW if where talking doll sex then hell yeah i'll pay how MCUH ???? lol

There will be a fine for

1-Shouting(as highlighted in bold)

2-Spelling mistakes(highlighted in bold/underlined)

The fine will be a cash amount and cookies

For the sex:

$10,000 for Anal(giving)

$5,000 for blowjob (recieving)

$2,000 for kissing(for tongue +$500)

plus FREE BREAKFAST!!!

And discount for cash payment...

Your total comes to $20,000

**Carlos_E** · 07-19-2006, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

There will be a fine for

1-Shouting(as highlighted in bold)

2-Spelling mistakes(highlighted in bold/underlined)

The fine will be a cash amount and cookies

For the sex:

$10,000 for Anal(giving)

$5,000 for blowjob (recieving)

$2,000 for kissing(for tongue +$500)

plus FREE BREAKFAST!!!

And discount for cash payment...

Your total comes to $20,000

Why pay $5,000 for a BJ when you can get one on a corner for $5 and get chain back.

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by horse2006

Dude start your own thread and post up some sexy pic's

And will see what we can do to whore you out

P.S. I'll be your pimp for a 25% commision

I will not give people the pleasure to jack off to my pics without me getting money for it

I am hot and sexy and that is a FACT

25% my ass, I am nobody's bitch...I AM MY OWN BITCH

**IronFreakX** · 07-19-2006, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

If it's Dennys I'm down.

You're only gonna fvck me if I take you to Denny's and not because of me?? Im offended

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