Whacking it, damn you

**Superhuman** · 07-29-2006, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by Myka

That is waaaaaaay wrong. You are incorrect. THough, what religion were you referring too??

Christianity, judaism, and islam

**Mizfit** · 07-26-2006, 04:26 PM

I feel sorry for your hand

**Superhuman** · 07-26-2006, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I feel sorry for your hand

your leg is hot.

I added you on myspace today btw!

**zodiac666** · 07-26-2006, 04:30 PM

when he sees mizfits leg it will probably go up to 7 or 8

**-JaH-** · 07-26-2006, 04:33 PM

where in the Bible, does it say taht jerking off is a sin??

Definition of idolatry from Webster’s 9th New Collegiate Dictionary:

(n) Immoderate attachment or devotion to something
Definitions of idol from Webster’s 9th New Collegiate Dictionary:

A likeness of something
A form or appearance; visible but without substance
An object of extreme devotion
A representation or symbol of an object of worship
A false conception; fallacy

Idolatry is sin (Exodus 20:3-5) and it can bring unpleasant consequences, such as demonic oppression and generational curses. God's primary command to us is that we love him with all our heart, soul and mind (Matthew 22:36-38). I suggest that it is impossible to love God with all our heart, soul and mind when we are idolizing sex images in our eyes and thoughts!

**Superhuman** · 07-26-2006, 04:34 PM

here are some more

"These are the regulations for a man with a discharge, for anyone made unclean by an emission of semen" (Leviticus 15:32)
"If a descendant of Aaron has an infectious skin disease or a bodily discharge, he may not eat the sacred offerings until he is cleansed. He will also be unclean if he touches something defiled by a corpse or by anyone who has an emission of semen" (Leviticus 22:4)

"When you are encamped against your enemies, keep away from everything impure. If one of your men is unclean because of a nocturnal emission, he is to go outside the camp and stay there. But as evening approaches he is to wash himself, and at sunset he may return to the camp." (Deuteronomy 23:9-11)

Leviticus 15:16: ""'When a man has an emission of semen, he must bathe his whole body with water, and he will be unclean till evening."
Leviticus 15:17: "Any clothing or leather that has semen on it must be washed with water, and it will be unclean till evening."
Leviticus 15:18: "When a man lies with a woman and there is an emission of semen, both must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening."

**cmax** · 07-26-2006, 04:34 PM

The bible was written thousands of years ago. Times have changed.

Modern people know much more now than they did back then when the bible was written. Are you actually going to live your life according to the values of some 1000+ year old primative idiots? Hell no!

Go out get laid and feel free to spank it!

**STYLE74** · 07-26-2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by cmax

The bible was written thousands of years ago. Times have changed.

Modern people know much more now than they did back then when the bible was written. Are you actually going to live your life according to the values of some 1000+ year old primative idiots? Hell no!

Go out get laid and feel free to spank it!

Amen!!!!

**cmax** · 07-26-2006, 04:36 PM

Fornication may be a sinful thing to do according to the bible, however it also states that God forgives all people for their sins.

Do you know what this means?

This means you can bang as many chicks as humanly possible and then just simply ask for God's forgiveness and in the end it's all good. Like it never even happened.

This is what one could refer to as a biblical loop hole. God is perfect, he knows everything and he intentionally put this loophole in place so guys like you could go out and get laid!

**-JaH-** · 07-26-2006, 04:36 PM

The bible was written thousands of years ago. Times have changed.

Modern people know much more now than they did back then when the bible was written. Are you actually going to live your life according to the values of some 1000+ year old primative idiots? Hell no!

Go out get laid and feel free to spank it!

exercising free will, as i will do the same for my life

**cmax** · 07-26-2006, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by -JaH-

exercising free will, as i will do the same for my life

Exercising free will involves "thinking for yourself" and not simply just take some religious rhetoric to heart just because some organized religion says "you must live *your* life according to *our* values".

Free will involves doing what you want, when you want, and taking advantage of the biblical loophole I listed above.

**-JaH-** · 07-26-2006, 04:59 PM

its so hard for people to believe when you do something they dont. such as me not masterbating? seems yall think its the end of the world

**-JaH-** · 07-26-2006, 06:52 PM

I didn't know they made blowup dolls with different denominations!!

(sorry Nark! Had to do it.)

if that makes you happy then go ahead

**STYLE74** · 07-26-2006, 07:10 PM

Lmao....

**stik** · 07-26-2006, 07:58 PM

I read an interesting article quite awhile back where 10 self-confessed
hardcore atheists were hooked to a polygraph machine and asked if they believed in God, or an almighty creator. Being atheists they all answered "no",
Nine out of the ten failed the test.
Anyway, just thought I'd throw that out there.

**Kale** · 07-26-2006, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by stik

I read an interesting article quite awhile back where 10 self-confessed
hardcore atheists were hooked to a polygraph machine and asked if they believed in God, or an almighty creator. Being atheists they all answered "no",
Nine out of the ten failed the test.
Anyway, just thought I'd throw that out there.

WTF has that got to do with wacking your joy stick six times a day

**stunner5000pt** · 07-26-2006, 11:20 PM

Biblical scripture can be subject to interpretation. Numerous loophols exist... no set in stone meaning exists

**-JaH-** · 07-26-2006, 08:02 PM

I read an interesting article quite awhile back where 10 self-confessed
hardcore atheists were hooked to a polygraph machine and asked if they believed in God, or an almighty creator. Being atheists they all answered "no",
Nine out of the ten failed the test.
Anyway, just thought I'd throw that out there.

very interesting...at least to me..im sure most will just say whatever

**dedic8ed1** · 07-26-2006, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by -JaH-

Well for about a year i have whacked the meat about 6 times and you get to the point of being so horny its so hard not to! i hate you

Yo man here's an idea blow the dust off your cock read the directions on how to use it,C'mon man 6 times that's pathetic

**HORSE~** · 07-26-2006, 08:27 PM

Yall quit F#CKING this thread up and get back to JACKIN

And God bless you all!!!!

**Ufa** · 07-26-2006, 09:32 PM

I can't believe this perverted thread hasn't been locked.

**HORSE~** · 07-26-2006, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Ufa

I can't believe this perverted thread hasn't been locked.

Do you play with your peter????UFA.....

**Ufa** · 07-26-2006, 09:38 PM

When you get my age it's hard to find it.

**HORSE~** · 07-26-2006, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Ufa

When you get my age it's hard to find it.

ROFL!!!!

**Kale** · 07-26-2006, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Ufa

When you get my age it's hard to find it.

Dude you need more Test !!!!!

**Ufa** · 07-26-2006, 10:20 PM

I got this little string so I can find it.

**Anabolios** · 07-26-2006, 11:22 PM

what a legacy for this guy to have huh..after being here less than a month we know that he touches his peepee once every 2 months

i wonder when he is due for another "wack job" hahehhaeheheheahahahahaha

**Moe-mentum** · 07-26-2006, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Anabolios

what a legacy for this guy to have huh..after being here less than a month we know that he touches his peepee once every 2 months

i wonder when he is due for another "wack job" hahehhaeheheheahahahahaha

Haha,...
holy ****, 69 replies to this thread.

**shortie** · 07-27-2006, 05:03 PM

69 + 1 replies to a discussion of spanking the monkey and the bible-Helluva day here in Steroidland.

**Herris** · 07-28-2006, 09:25 AM

I'm up to 6 times today and it's only 10:30 in the morning. ;-)

**boxingbean** · 07-28-2006, 01:17 PM

hahahaha man, what a funny thread...wait....wait WAIT...if your gf beats if for you...or orally....does that count as masturbation on urself?????? fornification???

WHELP OH WELL>>>!!! SUMTHINGS GOTTA GET ME UP FOR WORK, out to eat, movies, weekends, jogging, gym, shopping, visitations, etc....

**cfiler** · 07-28-2006, 02:43 PM

I think that it's very respectable that you do try and follow that lifestyle. Does your gf follow the same way?

**-JaH-** · 07-28-2006, 03:01 PM

I think that it's very respectable that you do try and follow that lifestyle. Does your gf follow the same way?

yes she does, and thanks

**NCNPC29** · 07-28-2006, 04:59 PM

I'm telling you it was crazy.. not to mention at that time I hadn't done many cycles... even after all that, before we went to bed that night I was still getting hard just from laying with her and the pain of just getting hard at that point was unbelievable lololol....christ I miss that shit! lolololol..

**Superhuman** · 07-28-2006, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by NCNPC29

I'm telling you it was crazy.. not to mention at that time I hadn't done many cycles... even after all that, before we went to bed that night I was still getting hard just from laying with her and the pain of just getting hard at that point was unbelievable lololol....christ I miss that shit! lolololol..

yeah, i've been single now for 5 days and it is unbearable! i think i might go to a club tonight and remedy the situation

**GUnit33** · 07-29-2006, 04:07 PM

wtf my post got deleted

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