My First Massage.... experience

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 12:26 PM

Well with Kates discription I got a nice visual and I really felt like I was there for a sec lol

**chest6** · 08-09-2006, 12:27 PM

ahh massages are so good...I almost had a problem similar to that..the lady that did mine wasn't that bad.

**Timm1704** · 08-09-2006, 12:33 PM

ive had alot of massages, and as you other males can all imagine, and attest to, lying completely flat can often be a challenge

**StoneGRMI** · 08-09-2006, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

ive had alot of massages, and as you other males can all imagine, and attest to, lying completely flat can often be a challenge

Then they ask you to flip over to do your quads...I've got a freakin tent pitched!

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 12:36 PM

lmfao a tent and a half..I feel like I am drilling a hole through the table when on my stomach!

**Timm1704** · 08-09-2006, 12:38 PM

you know, i was told at college, if a man gets his abdomen massaged, he automatically gets a boner, turned on or not! i had a girlfriend try that on me, it worked, but to be fair, i was already horny

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

you know, i was told at college, if a man gets his abdomen massaged, he automatically gets a boner, turned on or not! i had a girlfriend try that on me, it worked, but to be fair, i was already horny

lolol

I get hard when the wind blows so don't go by me!

***Doc.Sust*** · 08-09-2006, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

you know, i was told at college, if a man gets his abdomen massaged, he automatically gets a boner, turned on or not! i had a girlfriend try that on me, it worked, but to be fair, i was already horny

nahh, it isnt true,at least for myslef, it doesnt work

**JohnboyF** · 08-09-2006, 12:56 PM

This is the most popular thread..... Look at all the people veiwing... TO much test in the room BOYS... HAHA! I have to admit ... Very good post..

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 01:00 PM

Yea man Kate made my day..I could be sitting looking at skanky hookers online but she has kind of that girl next door thing going and it made my day

RA · 08-09-2006, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by FranKieC

Kate you just drove me insane!

OMG lol! That is so hot!!!! ahhhhh!!!!

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**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

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lololool

**Smiley619** · 08-09-2006, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Doc.Sust

nahh, it isnt true,at least for myslef, it doesnt work

so your saying if you are getting a massage on the lower region of your abs you can control getting hard??!?!?!?damn thats some control!i couldnt do it

***Narkissos*** · 08-09-2006, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by FranKieC

I never said you were talking dirty back

LMAO!

Bump for a great thread!

***Narkissos*** · 08-09-2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by FranKieC

lolol

I get hard when the wind blows so don't go by me!

lol.. you sound like me

If my chick coughs i get hard

Heck if she BREATHES i'm all over her

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by Smiley619

so your saying if you are getting a massage on the lower region of your abs you can control getting hard??!?!?!?damn thats some control!i couldnt do it

I have no dick control man..It's actually kind of pathetic..When i get near a goodlooking woman I turn into a caveman..You would think being 25 and having boatloads of sex would have helped me but it just goes to show that men are animals

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

lol.. you sound like me

If my chick coughs i get hard

Heck if she BREATHES i'm all over her

**Katelette81** · 08-09-2006, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

lol.. you sound like me

If my chick coughs i get hard

Heck if she BREATHES i'm all over her

LMAO... damn you guys are a bunch of horny fvckers...I love it!

I don't think the guys I come across day to day are as such... too bad

lol

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by Katelette81

LMAO... damn you guys are a bunch of horny fvckers...I love it!

I don't think the guys I come across day to day are as such... too bad

lol

Yea to bad..Get back on Aim lololol

**chest6** · 08-09-2006, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

you know, i was told at college, if a man gets his abdomen massaged, he automatically gets a boner, turned on or not! i had a girlfriend try that on me, it worked, but to be fair, i was already horny

Thats when it happened to me..that and my quads

**spywizard** · 08-09-2006, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by FranKieC

Yea to bad..Get back on Aim lololol

you'll just talk dirty to her..

and i'm tired of her copying it and sending it to me..

**SMAN12b** · 08-09-2006, 04:42 PM

Kate, I can schedule in for the full body massage anytime this weekend!! undies optional!!! J/K

that was a great story......

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

you'll just talk dirty to her..

and i'm tired of her copying it and sending it to me..

lolol sorry

**Triple X** · 08-09-2006, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

lol.. you sound like me

If my chick coughs i get hard

Heck if she BREATHES i'm all over her

Yeah, but at least when she pisses you off you don't break your hand!

.....Tai

**Smak** · 08-09-2006, 04:57 PM

I get massages monthly.

I get them from a man, but use to get them from women.

I ended up fukin my last maseuss at the hotel in Iowa, but I totally made the move at the end. She wasn't very professional,LOL

The other one I wanted to, but didn't make the move.

They are very sexual and that's why I like to stick with a guy now.

I can relax and don't have to talk for 1 whole hour.

**statuZ** · 08-09-2006, 06:16 PM

yes kate, i experienced this last week for my first time in hawaii. Some 25year old girl with more than 500+ hours of experience before she even got her certificate gave me the craziest massage ever. This girl was so insane with her hands it turned me on instantly. Not to mention she wasnt that great looking but for the first half of it all i could see were her feet (which were hot, so i used my imagination alittle bit). But im saying the way this girl worked her hands over my body DAMN THAT WAS AMAZING! i need to learn how to give massages like that, i was so horny from the get go, and im telling you this girl was not really even good looking at all. She was jsut so good with her hands that siht really turned me on.

i was definately trying to hit it up also, i had htis girl dying laughing for 50 minutes straight, too bad she had a bf =(. i was so horny i had no choice but to tell her how i was feeling ahaha!

Originally Posted by Katelette81

Alright, I've never gotten a massage before because I'm such a ticklish person. But a very good friend of mine bought me a 1 hour massage and my appt was this morning. Now, I'm going to tell you about it... it was incredible... also want to be sure this is normal..haha

It was a full body massage, so I stripped down to my undies and got under the towel. The woman came in, a svelte swedish (or something) lady of about 40-45 years old. The lights were dimmed, the music was soft.. I had not trouble relaxing. This womans hands were so warm and so soft I immediatley "warmed up to them".. haha, if you know what I mean.

1) no one has ever touched me like that and 2) no woman has ever set me on edge like that... haha. Let's just say I was glad I left my undies on and that there was a towel over my butt for the most part... I had shivers down my spine for the entire time, and thought for sure if I relaxed any more this poor massage therapist was going to hear a side of me not many have...lol.

It felt sooooo good!!! Dammit,... haha, I'm going back every month. Thank God for benefits. Hm, perhap I'll request a man..they have strong hands..haha.

Next time, I'll be sure to satisfy myself a few times before I go though.. haha, just in case I like it even more the next go around... Alright.. I gotta go shower...

If anyone hasn't ever gone for a massage... go!!!

**Mizfit** · 08-09-2006, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by FranKieC

lolol sorry

Weak skills

**statuZ** · 08-09-2006, 06:21 PM

also i have never ever massaged or gotten my hamstrings massaged, wow that was ****ing AWESOME! it didnt help being on near a gram of test either at this point =(

also where can i learn to give a massage like this, this would seriously be a deadly weapon!

**Kale** · 08-09-2006, 06:26 PM

Oh the massage stories I could tell here

**statuZ** · 08-09-2006, 06:30 PM

tell!

**Carlos_E** · 08-09-2006, 06:36 PM

I have an appointment next week to get deep tissue work done from a 50 year old fat ex-powerlifter.

**spencer** · 08-09-2006, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

hahaha i did massage at college, and ofcourse, girlfriends always request one. i like to end if with my 'internal massage therapy'. they seem to like that too lol.

**DSM4Life** · 08-09-2006, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Katelette81

Alright, I've never gotten a massage before because I'm such a ticklish person. But a very good friend of mine bought me a 1 hour massage and my appt was this morning. Now, I'm going to tell you about it... it was incredible... also want to be sure this is normal..haha

It was a full body massage, so I stripped down to my undies and got under the towel. The woman came in, a svelte swedish (or something) lady of about 40-45 years old. The lights were dimmed, the music was soft.. I had not trouble relaxing. This womans hands were so warm and so soft I immediatley "warmed up to them".. haha, if you know what I mean.

1) no one has ever touched me like that and 2) no woman has ever set me on edge like that... haha. Let's just say I was glad I left my undies on and that there was a towel over my butt for the most part... I had shivers down my spine for the entire time, and thought for sure if I relaxed any more this poor massage therapist was going to hear a side of me not many have...lol.

It felt sooooo good!!! Dammit,... haha, I'm going back every month. Thank God for benefits. Hm, perhap I'll request a man..they have strong hands..haha.

Next time, I'll be sure to satisfy myself a few times before I go though.. haha, just in case I like it even more the next go around... Alright.. I gotta go shower...

If anyone hasn't ever gone for a massage... go!!!

That started to turn me on just reading it . Someone throw some cold water on me

**FranKieC** · 08-09-2006, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Weak skills

Anything but

**caddilac** · 08-09-2006, 09:50 PM

damn now I want to get one!

**WEBB** · 08-09-2006, 10:36 PM

I get one every other day..my girlfriend is a massage therapist and if you have seen her pic from the comp she is not very big, but man is she strong, i get deep tissue once a week and sports massage 3 other times to help with pain...if we are at home i can get a happy ending, but when i go to her school for the deep tissue stuff i dont even try...

**steve0** · 08-09-2006, 10:42 PM

iv dated a few massage therapist in my day O my are they worth it, the best is when you have a cocktail then get a massage you cant move at all.

**CoreyTampa09** · 08-10-2006, 02:36 AM

I get a massage 3 times a week from my physcial therapist. But let me tell you, it doesnt feel good lol. I walk out limping when I walked in perfectly fine. God damn slipped disks.

**IronFreakX** · 08-10-2006, 02:47 AM

Just got a couple from gfs not therapists thats it.

One time at my friends place on new years eve the next morning, there were bodies, drinks, cig butts, weed, etc....... all over so Im looking for my keys and lighter cause I gotta go and he's drunk/high as hell on one of the beds I ask him for it and he says he knows but he wont tell me until I give him a massage so Im like wtf tell me...he says no

I get close to the bed start massaging and then swiftly I jump with knees on/grabbing his legs, one hand grabbing both his hands(he's a weakling) and I use the other hand to punch his back damn hard right in the spine and the kidney while yelling "muther fvcker where are my keys??" I keep hitting him then move to his head and hit it as hard as I can and then by the time I stop I realize he's already passed out. I get up look for em some more and find em then leave.

Never heard from him again, I hope he's not dead

But yeah I deff gotta get a massage....not like the one I gave though

**collar** · 08-10-2006, 04:52 AM

i go once every 2 weeks deep tissue massage i absolutley love it.

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