you have to admit that it was funny though right?!?! A little bit? yes you have a verdy verdy nice fat body thier haha
you have to admit that it was funny though right?!?! A little bit? yes you have a verdy verdy nice fat body thier haha
I personal think very few will get it. I tell you what, everytime I see it, I'll crack up laughing haha bless your heart carlos
I'm not making fun of fat people. I posted an article from a British news site.Originally Posted by salmon1
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What's a lesbian?
Just another woman trying to do a man's job.
HAHA
Leave the fatties alone!!
I dunno if being funny qualifies for being a genius but these two fat ****ers crack me up!
Wait till I post my contest picts with "fat and proud" plastered across them.Originally Posted by Surfstud18
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Two gays are walking down Market street in San Francisco when they spot a stud muffin coming their way. "I hear he is a great lay," says one.
"No shit?" says the other.
"Well," replies the first, "Just a little once in a while."
Do you think your precontest training would work for somebody not doing a contest? I'm on my first cycle 1cc of sust EOD I haven't noticed crap
I have a question... Do straight guys have their woman clean before anal sex? Because if they don't that is disgusting. All the bottoms I know "douche" before hand.Originally Posted by Surfstud18
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How long have you been on?Originally Posted by Surfstud18
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Ohhh yeah my girl cleans she pretty much loves it. She'll go on a lquid diet and some other stuff. I never had shit on my dick and it's never once smelled bad i've had anal sex with her like 8 times WHOAAA she's amazing haha
just started my 5th week today I have a 20ml of tren a as well haven't touched it
I've stayed over a guy's house before and he had this shower head attachment thing. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was a shower attachment to rinse off with. I showered using the damn thing and the guy walks in and says I USE THAT TO CLEAN OUT MY ASS!Originally Posted by Surfstud18
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PM your diet and training routine.Originally Posted by Surfstud18
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I think my friend has one of those my buddy is Gay... hahaha man ohhh mann atleast you know it's gotta be clean lolOriginally Posted by Carlos_E
and one more tihng i thought of
so, what about skinny kids who grew up to be fat. were they smart then, dumb now. was a dum fat kid who is now a skinny adult not dum any more ,is a skinny 20 year old genious who took the tests as a fat 55 year old now dumber than skinny people
so stupid. this article was probably in some chick magazine
You're such a butthole...Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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I would have had to kill myself, or at least scrub with acid. That is like the epitome of getting owned. Wow.Originally Posted by Carlos_E
how come the guy walked in while you were in the shower??? hmmmmmmOriginally Posted by Carlos_E
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Try starting a thread about terrorism and Islam, you'll get the same results...Originally Posted by salmon1
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Derp!
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
LMFAO!! As I was reading the thread and got to the joke....I fell out
I just knew you'd have a sissy question as a comeback...tsk tsk...lets not get testy now Carlos_E ROFLMAO!!!
I may have to report your "insensitivity" to fat, or as you should be saying, weight-challenged people.![]()
Sent it to youOriginally Posted by Carlos_E
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I was joking too carlos. My comment wasn't as obvious though I guess. My bad.Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Yes sir!! Gotta watch out for the "sacred cows"...oops...probably can't say sacred...sorry.Originally Posted by Phreak101
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Cause he got into the shower with me. Why else?Originally Posted by shifty_git
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How is asking if women clean their ass being testy? I hear straight men make jokes about pulling out a shitty dick so I wonder do you have dirty anal sex.Originally Posted by Teabagger
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Explain
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Why the eye roll? Do you want advice or not. If not I will delete.Originally Posted by Surfstud18
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I guess that comment would make you fat.Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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You see I'm wearing my fat and I'm proud sign!Originally Posted by GUnit33
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lmaoOriginally Posted by Carlos_E
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True dat.Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Carlos is gay, therefore he does not mind when men walk into the shower with him.Originally Posted by shifty_git
im confused!
carlos your fat
actually, I am
we can be fat together though!
guess i better learn the faces didn't know it was an eye roll how about this oneOriginally Posted by Carlos_E
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Better!Originally Posted by Surfstud18
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Because it was a funny joke...nothing more...can't you laugh at yourself?? I can laugh at myself..its healthy, it means I'm secure with who and what I am...Now you may consider it dirty anal sex when a guy does his girl in the ass and pulls out a shitdick....I just consider it to be expected, considering where his pecker's been.Originally Posted by Carlos_E
I guess the moral is, don't stick you dick somewhere it shouldn't be, or you may end up with shit on it.
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If you pull out shit berries you need to have your lady douche! Sex isn't fun when they smell like they took a dump on the sheets.Originally Posted by Teabagger
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