Finish this sentence

[Phreak101]

I had bad diarreah as it was, woke up during a LONG night of drinking and ran to the toilet, having to both throw up AND shit, got to the toilet, couldn't decide fast enough what to do, so I ended up shitting in my buddy's garbage can while throwing up all over the toilet...

That's hot...

[Schmidty]

was the window leading you on? ive met some goldfish bowls like that before..little whores.

same her they are such teases

[Schmidty]

went jogging around the block compelety naked and knocked on the door of this milf that i had never talked to before but we eye ****ed each other all the time. she answered.

WTF did she do

[Superhuman]

...let a 200lb+ woman suck my d*ck and lick my @sshole in the bathroom @ a party

[Schmidty]

...let a 200lb+ woman suck my d*ck and lick my @sshole in the bathroom @ a party

I let a girl do that for free SOBER.When i dont have a g/f

[dedic8ed1]

I had bad diarreah as it was, woke up during a LONG night of drinking and ran to the toilet, having to both throw up AND shit, got to the toilet, couldn't decide fast enough what to do, so I ended up shitting in my buddy's garbage can while throwing up all over the toilet...

That's hot...

A man as long as you didn't get any on the floor

[dedic8ed1]

...let a 200lb+ woman suck my d*ck and lick my @sshole in the bathroom @ a party

Fat chicks and blow jobs,c'mon man that's a naturel occurance drunk or not.

[1819]

i threw up in a huge fishtank. started a feeding frenzy. fckin gross but funny as all hell.

[Superhuman]

i threw up in a huge fishtank. started a feeding frenzy. fckin gross but funny as all hell.

hahaha i can see that in my head

[1819]

hahaha i can see that in my head

it was funny cause i was plastered and very rarely puke. i was standing over the tank, lookin at the fish, and some chick comes up behind me and tickles me. instant puke right into the tank. then i felt bad cause i thought it might kill the fish but they were lovin it! gross. man i laughed though.