Why bulking sucks...

[Schmidty]

I don't know. Putting your hands on a girl isnt funny. Even if she was a bitch and deserved it.And i don't care how much bigger any guy is then me i'll kill anyone who touches my girlfriend.

That sounds pretty funny to me. If somebody wants to break my shit im gona fvck them up guy or girl. I mean, Im not gona blast some broad in th jaw cause she broke a Cd but im for sure gona flip on her.

[Schmidty]

It was a mop not his fist
and..grabbing a girls arm is not harmful. I dont know about you, but I'd rather not be slapped for no reason.

From the looks of the story, it looks like she deserved it. I hate girls like that..

The guys that are HARD CORE dont beat girls are normally the ones that will actually hit a girl.

[Schmidty]

Either way, thats not what the thread is about and sorry for getting off topic. I hate cutting!

[chest6]

The guys that are HARD CORE dont beat girls are normally the ones that will actually hit a girl.

LOL ur saying I beat girls?

[Schmidty]

LOL ur saying I beat girls?

HAHAAH thats not actually what i meant. ill tell u later. Gota run

[thetank]

I don't know. Putting your hands on a girl isnt funny. Even if she was a bitch and deserved it.And i don't care how much bigger any guy is then me i'll kill anyone who touches my girlfriend.

hahaha, putting my hands on a girl? i grabbed a girls forarm because she was swinging it at my face.
was the mop a little too far? well, i wasnt trying to hit her with it, what are the odds of taking an overhead swing with a mop at a moving target, and accidentally connecting directly with the bullseye...i can tell you im not that talented, she had to be the perfect distance away(she walked into it) not to mention perfectly centered...it must have been an act of god, divine justice..even the man upstairs thinks a b$tch like that deserves dirt in her mouth. trust me.
and im sorry man, but if your girlfriend tried to hit me, then tried to spit in my face, whether she was successful or not, if theres a dirty mop around, shes probably going to taste the wrath of a dirt splash if you know what i sayin.
i can tell you what i wouldnt do tho, take someone elses cd, and throw it across a room because i wanted to listen to my own. now that, in my opinion, is fuc-in ridiculous.

[Serotonin]

one time a friend of mine had a party at some frat house, and i had my cd in the stereo when some bitch walks up to it, opens it, takes the cd out, throws it on the ground behind her, and says "f*ck that garbage"(it was children of bodoms "hatebreeder"..i bought it that day)...so i stormed over and lost it on her..absolutely lost it..after we argue back and forth for a bit she tries to slap me in the face..so i grab her arm, and notice her thong sticking out of her pants, so i took it by the whale tale and rip her underwear clean off her body...by this time there was a crowd around us, who at this point obviously were lau***ng their asses off..she goes f*ckin nuuuuuts, and cocks her head back like shes going to spit in my face....i jump back to dodge it, and reach behind me grabbing the handle of a mop...this mop, was the dirtiest mop i had ever seen..there was puke on it, dirt and mud from everyone having thier shoes on in the house...it was saturated to the core, like dripping filth...so i grab this mop, and swing it like an axe over head...expecting to get some dirt on her shirt or something...only the mop was longer than i thought, and it hit her right in the head, im talking pinpoint accuracy, wrapping the mop head around her face, at which point around 50 people symultaneously hit the ground in hysterics, aside from the chicks boyfriend and his buddies, who show up at the scene behind me, and buddy grabs me by the hood of my brand new shirt, and tries to rip it off me, only he barely did more than break the shoulder seam..then he starts goin nuts, so i take off my hoody, and bitch slap the guy in the mouth, like a dirty back hand right across the face..and he looks at me like he wants to kill me, only i asssume he realized he was looking at someone twice his size,so he backed away, collected his ranting girlfriend his buddies and the remaining pieces of his ego, then leave while the crowd gives a round of applause as they walk out the door..my cd was f%cked, but it was worth every penny seeing the expression on that chicks face while a mudslide of filth cascaded down it into her shirt.

OMFG! Seriously, stuck up bitches that think some sort of retarded morals based off of chivalry is gonna save their ass need to have this shit happen to them more often.

[taiboxa]

ahh thats right! This is the same dude...

*waits for next story*

Maybe he'll kill 10 ninjas

What EVER... i'd like to see him kill 1 ninja!

[gixxerboy1]

hahaha, putting my hands on a girl? i grabbed a girls forarm because she was swinging it at my face.
was the mop a little too far? well, i wasnt trying to hit her with it, what are the odds of taking an overhead swing with a mop at a moving target, and accidentally connecting directly with the bullseye...i can tell you im not that talented, she had to be the perfect distance away(she walked into it) not to mention perfectly centered...it must have been an act of god, divine justice..even the man upstairs thinks a b$tch like that deserves dirt in her mouth. trust me.
and im sorry man, but if your girlfriend tried to hit me, then tried to spit in my face, whether she was successful or not, if theres a dirty mop around, shes probably going to taste the wrath of a dirt splash if you know what i sayin.
i can tell you what i wouldnt do tho, take someone elses cd, and throw it across a room because i wanted to listen to my own. now that, in my opinion, is fuc-in ridiculous.

I agree she was a bitch and completely out of line. But 2 wrongs dont make a right. I dont think there is anything wrong with you grabbing her arm to defend yourself. Grabbing her thong and ripping it off of her is crossing the line IMO

[Snrf]

In one of his stories didn't she punk him for a dude in a ferrari?

That was someone else...

o rly?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=297954

[Mizfit]

o rly?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=297954

the boy is a shooter..

[taiboxa]

ahh u got more than one gf and u can't keep all ur stories striaght..

Yah know if you always tell the truth you rarely ever forget.. or you could start writing this stuff down!

yay!
good ol mizz trying to help an attention whore out...

[Snrf]

aha, i didnt notice chest had already posted that link...

damnit snrf, gettin slow in my old age

[OPSTER]

ahh u got more than one gf and u can't keep all ur stories striaght..

Yah know if you always tell the truth you rarely ever forget.. or you could start writing this stuff down!

At what point did I not get my stories straight? And at what point did I say I have a gf? If I was to go by the logic of this board, all I'd have to do to get a woman is take a picture next to her
For all you know, the girl could be my sister or something....

And dude if I was going to make up a story involving Ferrari's and women... it wouldn't be about some guy picking up my woman in a Ferrari....

If you're going to openly call me a liar, back it up...

[Mizfit]

At what point did I not get my stories straight? And at what point did I say I have a gf? If I was to go by the logic of this board, all I'd have to do to get a woman is take a picture next to her
For all you know, the girl could be my sister or something....

And dude if I was going to make up a story involving Ferrari's and women... it wouldn't be about some guy picking up my woman in a Ferrari....

If you're going to openly call me a liar, back it up...

dude - read your own post!!!
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=297954

[OPSTER]

dude - read your own post!!!
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=297954

Yah, I know that post.. i wrote it? What's wrong with it? And how could I be lie'n?
I remember it very well cause it took me 3 pages of guys tellin me to dump her before i did it...

[Snrf]

And at what point did I say I have a gf?

After the gym today, my gf called

[Mizfit]

Yah, I know that post.. i wrote it? What's wrong with it? And how could I be lie'n?
I remember it very well cause it took me 3 pages of guys tellin me to dump her before i did it...

yah i just went to see your profile as u tried to modify it before ya wrote this.. too bad yah can't change a locked thread.. WHUT A DUMB ASS

[OPSTER]

DUDE... AHHH.... k, obviously I had a gf BEFORE my gf drove off in the Ferrari...
You're diggin up an old post about when I had a gf, then calling me a liar a week later cause now I don't have one, AFTER you guys told me to dump my gf!!

[Mizfit]

DUDE... AHHH.... k, obviously I had a gf BEFORE my gf drove off in the Ferrari...
You're diggin up an old post about when I had a gf, then calling me a liar a week later cause now I don't have one, AFTER you guys told me to dump my gf!!

The post is a few days old.. point bein ur a shooter and full of poop.

any way i'm out..

toodles

[OPSTER]

The post is a few days old.. point bein ur a shooter and full of poop.

any way i'm out..

toodles

Yah obvoiusly this is going in circles...
adios

[auslifta]

wow expressed myself with just smilies

[taiboxa]

ha looks like mizz found us a new Hoss

[Schmidty]

HAHAAH thats not actually what i meant. ill tell u later. Gota run

That was scary! The chick that moaned her exes names while i was banging her showed up and sat next to me. I took of as soon as she ran to the bathroom