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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    I am still lau***ng. I can hardly type.
    Just insert - squirt - and desert
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    Quote Originally Posted by K.Biz
    Explaining A1 all the way to S1, S2 is just way to much work. The reason she is telling you she wants to be in a relationship first is because you didnt build enough comfort.

    You have to attract her, then build comfort with her, then seduce her, and then bang her. Shes attracted to you but your skipping the middle parts, and its just not going to work.
    Exactly, there was NO WAY in hell I was about to convert that process to someone who prob doesnt even have 1/10 the motivation to use it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gear
    Blah, too much effort.

    -Gear
    "Effort is a term the lazy use to describe the dedicated"

    Nothing like a little twist on a classic quote.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gear
    Blah... maybe I think I'm just not that bothered if I get a root or not, I am over females and their BS. I rather play my playstation.

    -Gear
    I’d much rather have a girl play with my joystick.

    And you can respond to that with a simple *blah*, I’ll understand what your saying cuz I’m witty like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    OMG this is the first time i ever agree with you.
    Correction:
    This is the first time you’ve ever publicly ADMITTED to agreeing with me. =]

    Realistically though I’d rather say its not so much about agreeing or disagreeing w/each other. You always make your logical points and as do I. And if we agreed with everything we talked about we wouldn’t learn shit from each other.

    But I really do think you’ve agreed with me at least *once before. You just never felt the need to make it known cause maybe you’d feel like we were in some kind of competition and that would make it look like I won or w/e. But I can say I’ve agreed with you on way more than one occasion.

    I guess that means your smarter than me or something ; )

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    thanks dudes,
    i think i did the right thing. knowing me, i would have dropped her after fvcking her which isn't cool. she was so upset, feel bad.

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    lol, tell the truth now. Your writing this poetry from your moms basement.


    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    You DON'T.

    And you don't tell her she's incredibly sexy. Thats flattering but will mean essentially nothing to her. Women are NOT like men. They need to feel like theres a REAL reason or REAL commonality for them to be with you or fvck you in the first place (unless they are complete whores)

    About the whole you not wanting a relationship thing, just don't verbalize it. Don't talk about it. When she asks (if she asks) be elusive like "I'm not really sure what I'm looking for but I'll let you know when I find out". You set yourself up for a trap answering that question directly either way. Because you REALLY DON'T KNOW what the other persons is looking for.

    You are only ASSUMING. Even if they still verbalize it, its nonsense, they'll change their minds in the blink of an eye.

    I'm not even going to cover the routine to get her from location A to your bed because I'm tired and not feeling good right now but absolutely DO NOT just walk up to her and say "your hot, I want to fvck you no strings attached"

    She'll be like "why don't you take don't "strings" and tie them around your neck and hang yourself creap".

    You need to be sly, smooth, elusive, calibrated, and know how to play the game, which I really don't feel like getting into right now cuz only like 25% ppl are gonna read this shit anyway.

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    who cares if you hurt her feelings...i mean if she felt that way who is to say she wouldnt bang you and leave you....treat them like they might treat you...

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    ok ok....who am i kidding, i have never really talked to a girl in real life before....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    who cares if you hurt her feelings...i mean if she felt that way who is to say she wouldnt bang you and leave you....treat them like they might treat you...
    I dont think he cares if he hurts her feeling just as long as he gets to hurt her uterus.

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    from what i hear, He'd be lucky if he could hurt her labia...if you know what i mean....LOL....j/k bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    lol, tell the truth now. Your writing this poetry from your moms basement.
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    How would tell a girl that you find her incredibly sexy but you don't want a relationship and just wanna f*ck her?
    Can't think of anything good and I need to sound convincing cuz she's looking for a relationship.
    LMAO funniest thing i've read in a while. I think if you tell her you just want to f**k her, that'll show her you're not beating about the bush "so to speak". What's the worst she can do, other than kick you in the nutz lol

    Ok, straight answer now, If you had any respect for her, you would just tell her like it is but you obviously want a convincing lie, so just let her think you're into a relationship, then once you get your end off, dump her.
    That sounds like a real s**t thing to do and i wouldn't do it but you sound like a desperate kinda guy.
    Remember though, she might have some respect for you if you're honest with her and she might come round to your way of thinking, trust me.
    Last edited by Joemeek; 07-13-2007 at 01:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    Just tell her you love her

    then after the fact, tell her you cant be with her because you love her




    no, thats mean and cruel, im not a jerk.....but god, I gaurentee any girl would become obsessed with a guy who said that to her
    I did that to a chick in high school and man did that 1 blow up in my face. She convinced me she was pregnant and i had to pay 4 it to get taken care of. So after I go to my big sis and ask for $$$$$ I find outr from her friend/my other ex that they were just trying to get me to SPEND TIME WITH THEM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    How would tell a girl that you find her incredibly sexy but you don't want a relationship and just wanna f*ck her?
    Can't think of anything good and I need to sound convincing cuz she's looking for a relationship.
    I'd say you're screwed. You have to tell them right away before they get attached.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    She wants a relationship and you don't. Sounds pretty black and white to me.

    Do her a favor by leaving her alone. You'll most likely be doing yourself a favor as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemeek
    LMAO funniest thing i've read in a while. I think if you tell her you just want to f**k her, that'll show her you're not beating about the bush "so to speak". What's the worst she can do, other than kick you in the nutz lol

    Ok, straight answer now, If you had any respect for her, you would just tell her like it is but you obviously want a convincing lie, so just let her think you're into a relationship, then once you get your end off, dump her.
    That sounds like a real s**t thing to do and i wouldn't do it but you sound like a desperate kinda guy.
    Remember though, she might have some respect for you if you're honest with her and she might come round to your way of thinking, trust me.
    if i was desperate ide take whatever i could find.even if it meant i had to be in a relationship to get laid. thnx tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    if i was desperate ide take whatever i could find.even if it meant i had to be in a relationship to get laid. thnx tho
    The desperate part came from you sounding like you really wanted to f**k her, not just anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemeek
    The desperate part came from you sounding like you really wanted to f**k her, not just anyone
    yes, she was definitely good to f*ck.

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    thats not a very nice thing to actually say to someone basicly ur asking her if u can just use her so you can just get ur kicks. think u should ask people how to be respectfull instead. might make u slighty more decent

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    Quote Originally Posted by rusty24
    thats not a very nice thing to actually say to someone basicly ur asking her if u can just use her so you can just get ur kicks. think u should ask people how to be respectfull instead. might make u slighty more decent

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    Quote Originally Posted by rusty24
    thats not a very nice thing to actually say to someone basicly ur asking her if u can just use her so you can just get ur kicks. think u should ask people how to be respectfull instead. might make u slighty more decent

    I love it when people make the girls sound like a poor victim being used. She was getting laid to. Hopefully if he does it right she would get her kicks too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rusty24
    thats not a very nice thing to actually say to someone basicly ur asking her if u can just use her so you can just get ur kicks. think u should ask people how to be respectfull instead. might make u slighty more decent
    Some women are worse than guy's you know they don't all want flowers and mr caring all the time. I've seen guy's try the mr smooth and some girls see right through it but speak the truth to them and they may be shocked but in the same light respect your honesty, if you watch how you say it.

    Remember some girls might think you're hidding stuff trying the mr nice guy routine but the guy who speaks his mind, they'll feel more relaxed with cause he say's it like it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    Priceless

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