Quote Originally Posted by briancb1
make it aquward during doggie style... like take a while to get it in and spread it all out as if you are having a hard time looking for the hole...


just say..."sorry babe, its just not as easy as it used to be"

and then give up and say "its okay babe, don't worry about it" like its her fault.

and if it ever comes up be like "well we can't because you gained some weight back there"


this makes them cry.
What makes me cry is knowing your mother didn't use a condom.