how about you just go get the surgery!! i hear it will only cost you about 5Gs....Originally Posted by inky-e
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how about you just go get the surgery!! i hear it will only cost you about 5Gs....
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take a two pound weight, tie it to ur penis, then flex ur penis muscle as much as u can for about 2 mins... also be sure to stretch it for a good 10 minutes because its really gonna suck if u pull a muscle. also a lot of times what i like to do is inject synthol oil into my penis, does a couple of things like being a really good lubricant and also making it bigger... also it makes it look larger then it really is...
Last edited by Alex Rodriguez; 02-07-2008 at 09:00 AM.
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dude you "inject" synthol oil in your wang?? are you serious or are you just jokin around?
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yeah, why not?
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ooook. well maybe i need to research synthol oil and see what it consists off. did you get doctors approval before shootin up? and where the hell do you inject it at? man that sounds painful as hell!!!!
Last edited by darkseed; 02-07-2008 at 10:54 AM.
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u inject it in the area between the skin and the muscle, u gotta do it like a gh shot
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LOL!!! hold on man....this is too wild. well i hope all goes well for you. hopefully you dont have any bad side effects.
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well trust me dude the chicks dig it, especially if they don't have their glasses on cuz they can't tell its the synthol that makes it look bigger. also when they ask why it smells oily, tell em u never got circumsized.
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damn!!!!! LMAO!!! ill keep that in mind.
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bump... this thread is too funny.
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Dude it's not Jelq... it's jelQ... huge difference. Get with the program man. Next time use the search button... sheeesh!
(could've sworn i was in the lounge just now)
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