Pet names for your girlfriends??

[Odpierdol_sie!]

hey hey hey now whats with the polish bashing around here?

Well she is Polish... and all women are arent they?

[Sir Lifts-a-lot]

cum dumpster drives the point home farely well for me with the ladies.

[Odpierdol_sie!]

cum dumpster drives the point home farely well for me with the ladies.

haha....

I also like Bush Pig and the ever favorite one, Swamp Donkey.

[Dukkit]

i just call my girl whore.

[tankboy112]

lets see what do i call my wife

hey bitch
wtf did i say
shut the f up
i dont care
go clean
and ocasionally swallow












j/k i love my wife but i do call her bitch

[ChuckLee]

Call her someway making you feel better too.
Something like Arnold, or Flex

[tankboy112]

Call her someway making you feel better too.
Something like Arnold, or Flex

that would be kinda homo

[Atomini]

Hahah you guys have some messed up pet names.

[Odpierdol_sie!]

lets see what do i call my wife

hey bitch
wtf did i say
shut the f up
i dont care
go clean
and ocasionally swallow

j/k i love my wife but i do call her bitch

I fvcking hate my wife with a passion, but i love my girl friend to bits!

[DIESELPWR]

hmm i dated a girl named joanna and called her hoanna.. and a girl named monica and called her moni****, moronica, MOANica... ya know stuff like that haha

[Schmidty]

best examples right there. just formed from experiences and/or out of relationship humor. anything funny/embarassing happen to her when you were around? use a hint to that experience.

really random, but my g/f came out of a bathroom at a big party and had a single square of toilet paper stuck to her shoe. haha, embarassed the hell out of her, but we laughed and occasionally i'll call her "shit ticket". dumb? yes. quality relationship? you bet.

I really LOL

[Synyster]

i call her my "Love Pistol".

[Synyster]

but mostly "Chocolate Thunder".

[*El Diablo*]

.. i used to call my ex poophead.

[Atomini]

So, she wants me to call her sweetcheeks so we settled on that, lol.

[fdrx7man]

ha ha.. well the obvious sweetie hunny etc always work.. but my ex wife ha ha i called her stinky or stink ass! ha ha she actually liked it for a while but then was like roar im not stinky!! ha ha!!

[legobricks]

Ya in all honesty though just make it a play off her name already.

My girls name is Melanie...her "pet" name is Miley. So go with something like that so when you say it you dont feel gay but its also something no one else calls her.

So for like Shannon call her Shaney...u know, that kinda gay ass monkey ****in bullshit girls love.
So tell us her name and maybe we can help make something good. I think if you just pick a name like hunny or whatever it doesnt really have a meaning ya know?

Ahhhh bino, I can see your a very sensative guy!