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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBarbie View Post
    We just got laid.
    we just got laid

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    haha. good for you guys. ill be available to baby sit when you pop that kid out badbarbie

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha. good for you guys. ill be available to baby sit when you pop that kid out badbarbie
    Don't you read?
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=354315
    keep up.

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    yea i saw that. but ask me and TJM... we've both gotten girls knocked up while they were on birth control. we got super sperm. so if 189's sperm is any thing like mine... there is always that chance there little buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yea i saw that. but ask me and TJM... we've both gotten girls knocked up while they were on birth control. we got super sperm. so if 189's sperm is any thing like mine... there is always that chance there little buddy
    SHHHH NO CHANCE NO CHANCE!!

    Plus, that's why he's so strong. that's what kicks and punches in the stomach are for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBarbie View Post
    SHHHH NO CHANCE NO CHANCE!!

    Plus, that's why he's so strong. that's what kicks and punches in the stomach are for.
    haha. i prefer pushin the chicks down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha. i prefer pushin the chicks down the stairs.
    OOoooohh good one! i'll try it out if th opportunity comes along

    haha

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    Hm...I got laid last night...I had one bitch leave my house and the other one came about 10 minutes later...i had to febreeze my room so it didnt smell like the other chick...Thats all I got for now...

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    You are all a bunch of getting laid mofo's...what about the rest of us.
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    You are all a bunch of getting laid mofo's...what about the rest of us.
    well if thats your girl in your avy, then your all set bro.

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    oops damnit wrong thread...

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    i swear, we could start a whole different rumor about steroids from this thread, now instead of roid rage being the thing to worry about from steroids, it's gonna be sex-crazed steroid freaks

    seriously though, we could turn these threads into a national best-seller, cause some of this shit is priceless
    Last edited by Phate; 08-04-2008 at 04:44 PM.

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    i havent gotten laid in like 3 weeks.

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    We just got laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBarbie View Post
    We just got laid.
    we just got laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBarbie View Post
    We just got laid.
    Quote Originally Posted by one8nine View Post
    we just got laid
    both of you are making all us horny fvckers jealous lol

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    I get laid every week. I personally never knew anyone had a problem with it till I came to this forum. LOL I love being a alpha male.

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    I'll finally be here tomorrow when my girl toy gets back. Can't wait to beat the brakes off that!!! Its been building up all week, I'm gonna straight slave that ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ya beat it while its down..no mercy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    ya beat it while its down..no mercy
    Never any mercy. I should be shutting down on my stack but my libido is weird. It never goes away and I gotta get them to work it so I'll get off even when on pct or with nothing. Its strange, I'm a little worried about when i get on test though. Think I'll be some crazy sex freak needing a couple of women at once

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    And there is a problem there? Take a vag and call me in the morning lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    And there is a problem there? Take a vag and call me in the morning lol
    LOL!!! I gotta wait to take my vag tomorrow unforunately. The only is problem is I can't get it for a day or two because of the "soreness" What a bunch of wussies

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    Just don't choke on it heard it gives you a stiff neck lol

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    LOL Thanks

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    uhhh, i just got laid.

    does warm apple pie count?

    hehehe

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    y we didnt call it dukkis get laid thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    y we didnt call it dukkis get laid thread?
    lol. cuz im not selfish. i like to hear about other ppls good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    i havent gotten laid in like 3 weeks.
    nude beaches in vencover got closed or what ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    lol. cuz im not selfish. i like to hear about other ppls good times.
    there wont be many.....one chick one day but not like u

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    does ANAL only count as getting laid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    does ANAL only count as getting laid?
    fck yea!!

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    4 times in 3 days then with 4 different women...there

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    haha. i prefer pushin the chicks down the stairs.
    My favorite thing when she mentions the P word!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chitown Raider View Post
    My favorite thing when she mentions the P word!
    its my new favorite past time. lol. pregnant chick stair pushing.

    go for the gold!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw;411***6
    its my new favorite past time. lol. pregnant chick stair pushing.

    go for the gold!!
    another reason i prefer ANAL

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    woop woop im part of this thread now =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    woop woop im part of this thread now =P
    i'm jealous

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    just put my deek to the test. passed with flying colors.

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    my goal is to join this thread in the next 2 weeks LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    my goal is to join this thread in the next 2 weeks LOL
    maybe i can help. ill get things started, and then you come in for "the dark room switch" do it all the time. only problem is most girls notice a 5 inch drop in size.

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