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    How long till we can control the weather? I'm freezing

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    Why does my girl friend complain when I want to take her from behind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    How long till we can control the weather? I'm freezing
    Never gonna happen.

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    Why does my girl friend complain when I want to take her from behind?
    anal or vagina ?

    Anal - You need to take things a lot slower.

    Vagina- It allows you to penatrate her much deeper. Don't just ram it in. First half way then slowly work your way in deeper with each pump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    1-3months after he prescribes it to me he'll most likely want to have me back to see how it's been going thus far. I will have nothing for him...or maybe i could just start my test cycle now...hmmmm

    seriously tho, would it be too much to start them both at the same time?
    I would advise against it.

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    glory holes...do gay people really use them?
    Yes

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    foreskin or no? which do you prefer and why?
    I have to say cut since i never had a penis with a hood.

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    do guys ever fart when you're hitting it?
    Yes. Same as a women when "hitting it."

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    hairy ass on a guy, turn on or off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    hairy ass on a guy, turn on or off?
    Turn on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Turn on.
    Hairy ass on a girl?

    Best way to talk the old lady into anal?

    Bribe with house work? Dishes maybe?

    or just offer her cash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Hairy ass on a girl?

    Best way to talk the old lady into anal?

    Bribe with house work? Dishes maybe?

    or just offer her cash?
    1) Hellz no

    2) Have one of your girlfriends take your wife out for a few drinks. Have the girl talk to your "old lady" about how good it feels (without you being there).

    Brides won't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    1) Hellz no

    2) Have one of your girlfriends take your wife out for a few drinks. Have the girl talk to your "old lady" about how good it feels (without you being there).

    Brides won't work.
    #2 works but make sure ur nice when u do it or she will never let u do it again trust me

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Turn on.
    LMFAO and puking

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    Quote Originally Posted by a2thej2008 View Post
    lmfao and puking
    bump

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    Hey DSM,

    What are some of the best ways to keep your disco ballz nice, clean and fresh all the time? Besides regular showering etc. I am talking any special lotion or something.

    Thanks man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UberSteroids View Post
    Hey DSM,

    What are some of the best ways to keep your disco ballz nice, clean and fresh all the time? Besides regular showering etc. I am talking any special lotion or something.

    Thanks man.
    Me personally wouldn't put anything on my balls but if you really think you need something they make a product called Fresh Balls ( http://www.sofreshsodry.com/products/fresh-balls/ ). I wouldn't use that and allow a girl to go down on me though. Other then that, just shave them and keep'em dry.

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    Question, Wanting to cut! I have dropped 35 pounds and want to drop another 10% in BF. right now I sit at 20-22%BF. Eating no junk food and eating clean 6-7 portions around 400 calories a pop. The question is what should I be using to supplement and aid in cutting. I'm 40 and 6 feet and weigh 207 right now. Need to drop more BF prior to starting test e. Friends said clen or cytomel. Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by powerws View Post
    Question, Wanting to cut! I have dropped 35 pounds and want to drop another 10% in BF. right now I sit at 20-22%BF. Eating no junk food and eating clean 6-7 portions around 400 calories a pop. The question is what should I be using to supplement and aid in cutting. I'm 40 and 6 feet and weigh 207 right now. Need to drop more BF prior to starting test e. Friends said clen or cytomel. Thanks
    I dont think there is a need for clen. Cutting IMO is diet + cardio. If you stop losing BF trying slightly cutting cal's or slightly bumping cardio or both.

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    Nicasoup

    Have you ever heard of nicasoup.blogspot.com?

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    how is your llove life before and after steroid use?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SG2009 View Post
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    how is your llove life before and after steroid use?
    Both equally as great. I am a horn dog 24/7. Sholv pic above is turning me on.

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    I catch far more guys checking me out than girls - though that could just be me being naive. Regardless, I kindof like the attention more, feels more of a confidence booster. Thoughts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    I catch far more guys checking me out than girls - though that could just be me being naive. Regardless, I kindof like the attention more, feels more of a confidence booster. Thoughts?
    That's how you should take it. It's a compliment.

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    Two days ago I injected a whole 10ml bottle of Testex400. The day before I injected 1.5ml deca and 2ml cypionate. I've been told this was way to much. Will I be okay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklfc View Post
    Two days ago I injected a whole 10ml bottle of Testex400. The day before I injected 1.5ml deca and 2ml cypionate. I've been told this was way to much. Will I be okay?
    Dude if you are for real, then read up on this site asap and as much as possible and whatever cycle you are doing, stop it now! I don't know how old you are but to me it doesn't matter in this case as at the moment any age is too young. You can't just go buy some stuff and inject it and hope to build large muscle groups and get all swole over night. But I see this a lot. It's the wrong approach to steroids and destined to failure IMO. And not to slam you personally but it's guys like you who do this to their body without any preparation or advance plan. And then when it all back fires and your body shuts down and you end up in the hospital with gyno or worse, it just gives the news media something else to blame on qualified users. So please for your sake and the steroid community at large stop now and regroup. Do your homework, hit the gym, develop a great diet plan. Come here and ask all your questions as well as read up on how to do it the safe and sane way and then many here will probably help you out if you are serious and sincere about it all. Lots of luck...

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    Quote Originally Posted by franklfc View Post
    Two days ago I injected a whole 10ml bottle of Testex400. The day before I injected 1.5ml deca and 2ml cypionate. I've been told this was way to much. Will I be okay?
    Oh for cripes sakes just go away already.

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    Why is my thread better than yours???

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Why is my thread better than yours???
    It's not.

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    spit or swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I am inspired by both godfather and musclescience.

    why do u like and dislike most about gay and straight men?

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    HOLY HELL! To think that I was mad at myself for staying home on Saturday night!

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    what is the Pythagorean Theorem? what is its application in todays world?

    why do so many dumbass** insist on doing d-bol only cycles????????

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    When are we getting married?

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    Can Chuck Norris believe the hype?

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    Could Joe Calzaghe beat Chuck Norris in the Boxing Ring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie! View Post
    Could Joe Calzaghe beat Chuck Norris in the Boxing Ring?
    thats what she thought

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    why am i so good lookin?

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    why am i so fackin huge?

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    why do woman love me?

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    now i know all the answers to these ? but does dsm know?

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    why did the chicken cross the road?

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    Which came first, the egg or the chicken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Which came first, the egg or the chicken?
    This question appears regularly in the question file, so let's take a shot at it.

    In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.

    Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.

    Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

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