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  1. 12-20-2008, 09:40 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalibuD View Post
    Bullshit, Ive never gone to bed with a 5 or 6! Ive woke up with a couple though!
    i cant blame alcohol so ill blame testosterone
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    Fat girls give good head. They have to make up for the way they look by putting in extra work.
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    One of my girl friends i have at the moment is so pettite i can curl her for 15.... fcukin great to bounce around....
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    On another thought........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    On another thought........


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    Oh wow, I could have done without that

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    me and my wife are every oppsite you can be,

    i'm bald, she always has her hair done
    i'm 5'8'' (short), shes 5'10'' (tall)
    i'm big (220-225), framed shes tiny (130)
    i count on my fingers, she has a genious IQ
    i have lots of tattoos, she is preppy looking
    i'm white, shes black

    we are the type people just look and wonder how we met.
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    Some very funny post in this thread.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoidBoid View Post
    current chick
    current chic is HOTT, can I have her when your done??...lolol
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    fact of the matter my wife is smokin hot ( even though i dont ever say smokin hot) lol
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    lol ...... she is an addict mate, i cnt keep up, purely wnts sex all hour of the days, wake up to her using her mouth, which can be rather nice


    dont worry, ill hook u up, chicks love muscles... end of story
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    current chick im TRYIN to get on ..
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  14. 03-08-2009, 06:19 AM #14
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  15. 03-08-2009, 12:55 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
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    The third pic to the right. I think shes really fine, Id do her anyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    The third pic to the right. I think shes really fine, Id do her anyday.
    She's down for the dp
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    She's down for the dp
    I think were going to have to give her some protein yogurt.
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  18. 03-08-2009, 12:57 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoidBoid View Post
    current chick im TRYIN to get on ..
    She's really beautiful. Hit that pus.sy until it explodes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoidBoid View Post
    current chick im TRYIN to get on ..
    Don't try too hard, bro, she's busted in the face mate... dont jeopardize the one u got now for that!!.. =)

    (with all due respect, naturally) Definately a Butter Face...everything looks good "But-Her-Face". Does everyone know that joke or what??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerfaust80 View Post
    Don't try too hard, bro, she's busted in the face mate... dont jeopardize the one u got now for that!!.. =)

    (with all due respect, naturally) Definately a Butter Face...everything looks good "But-Her-Face". Does everyone know that joke or what??
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    damn i wish i had a hot girl.......
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    Aint nothin wrong with the fat girls. They need lovin too. I aint never dates a girl under 200lbs. Since I eat alot you know they can cook. I told my wife if she gets too skinny, I'd leave. lol
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    gotta slay a few dragons before you get to your princess!!
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    I can't stand a tiny/small broad!!! 5'6 110lbs is wayyy to small for me!! I need a girl with some meat who can take the pounding!! I'm also a bigger guy at 6'4 300+lbs. I like my girls around 5'6 and 135-150lbs. If they are taller they should be heavier as well.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It all depends on what you consider attractive. I'm a country, black guy and I don't want a girl who doesn't know how to cook and eat. My wife is a Hawaiian girl. NO NOT SAMOAN OR ASIAN. So she isn't too big or too small. She's a former model and dancer and after 3 kids she still holds it well. She is 5'6 and 145lbs. Lots of azz and nice C cup ta tas!!! I'm a lucky man for sure!!!
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    i only fukk fat chicks

    so what??
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    take this to your spank bank....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    take this to your spank bank....LOL

    UGH!! looks like two female Klingons at a Star Trek convention...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    take this to your spank bank....LOL

    aaaaaaagh Redneck women!!!
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    can your fatty do this?

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    I met this fella on my travels who had a major thing for fat birds. He said recently that he'd gone through about a tonne of female in a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skitz1 View Post
    I met this fella on my travels who had a major thing for fat birds. He said recently that he'd gone through about a tonne of female in a week.
    that conversation was private b/w u and me and u were not suppose to tell anyone damn it .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by skitz1 View Post
    I met this fella on my travels who had a major thing for fat birds. He said recently that he'd gone through about a tonne of female in a week.
    I heard he even recorded her working on the tread mill.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yeK63igv-w
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    I heard he even recorded her working on the tread mill.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yeK63igv-w
    damn, how does one get their weiner between those two massive buns?? (if one wanted to, that is...)

    Also, how many beers or bottles of whiskey before she resembles angelina jolie??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerfaust80 View Post

    Also, how many beers or bottles of whiskey before she resembles angelina jolie??
    God couldnt make enough drugs or alcohol to make that happen...
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    I heard he even recorded her working on the tread mill.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yeK63igv-w
    poor treadmill
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    I heard he even recorded her working on the tread mill.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yeK63igv-w
    She's hot lol.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightWolf View Post
    I just got married last month to my big love,
    Haters dont even bother


    Dude that's a guy in a dress isn't it?
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    Me and Dukkit see eye to eye. I don't see what the problem is with tearing through the fatties and ugly chicks. While all the dudes at the bar are chasing the same three hot chicks, I got my run of the fatties in the place. I take pleasure in chubby chasin. And you know what they say:

    "There's only two types of punanny. Good and better."
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    I don't know but you can keep all the fatties.
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