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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnybigguns View Post
    1 she probably doesn't like that you use them.
    Tell her to stop whatever shes on because its making her a bitch.
    Its just easier to blame something else then what the real problem is
    Get her to watch bigger stronger faster

    great point about bigger, stronger, faster....that opened my wife's eyes for sure. All the propaganda!

    (then the crazy brother had to go and die....which is a tragedy, but I had to reassure her that he had emotional problems and abused not only steroids but many other drugs...she agreed that he was the exception in that family)

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    Okay, here's a more user friendly revision on my earlier post.

    Woman: "Steroids make you become an angry person."
    Man: "I'm an angry person because you're very hard to deal with."
    Woman: "I'm hard to deal with because your temper is very short and it makes me crazy."
    Man: "You make me crazy because you're overly emotional about everything."
    Woman: "I'm overly emotional because you don't respect my feelings."

    Etc. A whole lot of nothing. You either love your spouse or you don't. And if you do, you'll listen to her and respect what she has to say. Women aren't always looking to fix a man. They just want to feel as if their spouse cares about what they have to say

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    this really hot chick that works at my gym calls to tell me I forgot my backpack, my g/f answers, she is angry when she hangs up the phone, eye-dominates me and says," you just had to do another fvckin cycle, you fvcking meathead." I walk away calmly, feeling acomplished.
    Last edited by BritishColumbian; 02-11-2009 at 01:11 PM.

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    I made my missus read loads of articles and watch loads of videos on what i was doing so i could do without the bs although slightest sign of a high voice and if im in a mood can tell she thinks im gonna turn into the hulk.

    hehe johnnybigguns i made the missus watch bigger stronger faster twice the overnight

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    What do you tell a chic with 2 black eyes???????????????




    Nothing!! You've already told her twice!!

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    How are steroids different than the hormones in her birth control pills?

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    Good question ordinarily, but her birth control pills are tied to her tubes. I personally tied them in her friggin tubes last time she didn't take them. It was a trick for me to get up there but by god I did it. And guess what? she swears up and down I was "too aggressive" while doing it; because "I was on cycle". I am telling you guys, she is c-r-a-z-y!

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    You love your wife??? Your not willing to leave your wife??? Did you wife like the way you looked before on juice???? Are you willing to losses half of what you own?????

    You my want to think why you are on cycle and what you will gain vs what you can loss. You need to sit with her and see if she can except the fact you juice.

    You my not get the out come you want. Some times you cant have your cake and eat it to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FallenWyvern View Post
    How are steroids different than the hormones in her birth control pills?
    That was dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-1000 View Post
    You love your wife??? Your not willing to leave your wife??? Did you wife like the way you looked before on juice???? Are you willing to losses half of what you own?????

    You my want to think why you are on cycle and what you will gain vs what you can loss. You need to sit with her and see if she can except the fact you juice.

    You my not get the out come you want. Some times you cant have your cake and eat it to.
    Yeah I know. I do think that she is unreasonable about blaming the stuff, but at the end of the day it isn't a deal killer for her or for me. I love her more than my juice hands down. If it comes to it there is no decision to make. There asshole you made me go and get all mushy and stuff (sniff sniff) go away from me now.

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    My wife likes it when I`m juicing, I never drink at all so I never get drunk and say something stupid lol. I would not be happy if someone brought steroids into everything as an excuse or reason for something. I almost never fight with the wife and thats how I like it. That way she cooks and cleans for me and does my laundry.

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    kill her

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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    great point about bigger, stronger, faster....that opened my wife's eyes for sure. All the propaganda!

    (then the crazy brother had to go and die....which is a tragedy, but I had to reassure her that he had emotional problems and abused not only steroids but many other drugs...she agreed that he was the exception in that family)
    Well my girl went from hating steroids to watching the movie and wanting to try them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
    I just read my own post and i realize that it sounds bad when you put it on paper but in all actuality it works like a charm. hear me out

    I laughed.

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    I haven't had this problem yet, but I heard a solution from another friend that sounded like it worked really well. His wife would always pull the steroids card whenever she could. To counter this, he basically made that card worthless. Whenever ANYTHING would happen, he'd blame it on the steroids. Por exemplo:

    Wife: "Honey, have you seen my keys?"

    Husband: "Yeah, I think the steroids took them."

    or . . .

    Wife: "Honey, the baby's crying."

    Husband: "Maybe he took steroids and is having roid rage."

    or . . .

    Wife: "Honey, the toilet is clogged."

    Husband: "Maybe it took steroids."

    Basically, he said that whenever his wife would try to use the steroid card again, he'd start to get this big smile on his face, and then she'd smile and laugh. He would then say "it's the steroids, right? "

    That's basically what I'd do.

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    Nice! And by the way I have had her agree to watch bigger stronger faster as of last night right after I punched the reset button (as per the advice of lancelot). One small step for man... BTW where can I get the movie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    BTW where can I get the movie?
    netflix if you have it.

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    hehe that class drummer

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    I get it all the time from family and friends.
    Its rather annoying.

    I blame Obama and global warming.

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    BigSexy you speak words of wisdom!

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    so here is the question...

    Why u feel the need to tell your girl?
    Last edited by calgarian; 02-12-2009 at 03:05 PM.

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    Next time she gets into a rant bout your steroids smack her up the side of her head and tell her to make you a sandwich.

    As so:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIfW0...eature=related

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    get in the kitchen and make me some pie

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    No lol, i like to play with shinny things..
    so you like polishing helmets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    so here is the question...

    Why u feel the need to tell your girl?

    I know women like sharing the stuff and as a pvssy u do the same thing just so she like you....well there are somethings u need to share and some dont . And telling her about steriod does fall into "dont"
    check your PM
    Last edited by higherdesire; 02-12-2009 at 04:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    Next time she gets into a rant bout your steroids smack her up the side of her head and tell her to make you a sandwich.

    As so:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIfW0...eature=related
    where did you find her video bro? That is freaky!

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