Anyone ever try craigslist hookers?

[firmechicano831]

I bet PKU is probably about 18, u can go down on DSM. He won't mind

[domeyeahaigh]

yeah bro seriously? try going out to the club and hitting on some chicks..dont pay for sex lol

[sweet-jayne]

I worked as an assistant manager in one of Vancouver's top "erotic massage parlours" for years, and I have to say that your best bet for quality is through a reputable establishment-not a strip joint or an independent.

Our girls had strict rules to follow, and it was my job to ensure "quality control" with regards to hygiene and performance etc. If the girl couldn't cut it, she was fired. Yes, the cost to the consumer is higher, but you get what you pay for. You don't have to worry about a cop busting you-they already know our service and appreciate the regulation.

With an independent girl, there are decent ones around, don't get me wrong, but they are few and far between. Being that they have low overhead- they pass the savings on to you. That being said, they are self regulated with regards to um, shall we say "quality", and there is a much greater risk of getting busted.

Strip joints have a high turn over of girls in this field, my bet would be they aren't as "career" oriented and are out to make a quick buck to be used on whatever vices they may have. Use with extreme caution.

There's my two cents!

[Kratos]

I worked as an assistant manager in one of Vancouver's top "erotic massage parlours" for years, and I have to say that your best bet for quality is through a reputable establishment-not a strip joint or an independent.

Our girls had strict rules to follow, and it was my job to ensure "quality control" with regards to hygiene and performance etc. If the girl couldn't cut it, she was fired. Yes, the cost to the consumer is higher, but you get what you pay for. You don't have to worry about a cop busting you-they already know our service and appreciate the regulation.

With an independent girl, there are decent ones around, don't get me wrong, but they are few and far between. Being that they have low overhead- they pass the savings on to you. That being said, they are self regulated with regards to um, shall we say "quality", and there is a much greater risk of getting busted.

Strip joints have a high turn over of girls in this field, my bet would be they aren't as "career" oriented and are out to make a quick buck to be used on whatever vices they may have. Use with extreme caution.

There's my two cents!

that job had to lead to a freebee or two from the girls riding the bottom rung

[sweet-jayne]

lol kratos

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name's just not pink yet.

[NewMuscle83]

lol kratos

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name's just not pink yet.

Hahaha OWNED!

[Kratos]

lol kratos

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name's just not pink yet.

my bad

[Bojangles69]

I'm against the idea of paying for sex, but not exactly.

If you're a lifeless loser who can only get laid by paying for it, than I say NO, its wrong and you need to get a life and get laid for free.

HOWEVER, if you are not a lifeless loser, and have a job, and like to party, I say its completely fine every now and then. They might have sex for a living but you'd be suprised by some of the chicks, they're not some white trash std contaminated walking syringe with a vagina. (well a good deal are)
But there are also some very classy and UNBELIEVEABLY hot women on there.

So classy that when they are done dancing they will fvck all your buddies for a discount. =]
But seriously, prostitution is as bad as steroids. Anyone against it open your fvcking eyes and examine your own "innocent" life.

[PKU]

Well Im not a loser, in the most part, im married and dont want to go out and act like im still in college trying to hit on chicks by myself (all my friends are married also). Even if i was single its still not easy picking up chicks in a club scene with all the competition. You guys are acting like chicks go out and expect to go home with strange dudes every night. They usually call it a girls night and just want attention, and or their friends will cock block hard. The easiest way to get chicks in that situation is if its your home town and the chick knows you or the chick is a friend of a friend and you have some sort of verification that you know someone she knows and arent some strange retard at a club.

See how much BS there is involved in getting laid, not to mention how much you will be spending on drinks and everything else not even having a guarantee. So why not just pay a cool 100 and get your d*ck sucked by a chick that is probabally way hotter and most likely wont have an std because she gets tested frequently whereas the avg chick in the club f*cked pedro last month and is too afraid to go to the doc.

[Bojangles69]

Well Im not a loser, in the most part, im married and dont want to go out and act like im still in college trying to hit on chicks by myself (all my friends are married also). Even if i was single its still not easy picking up chicks in a club scene with all the competition. You guys are acting like chicks go out and expect to go home with strange dudes every night. They usually call it a girls night and just want attention, and or their friends will cock block hard. The easiest way to get chicks in that situation is if its your home town and the chick knows you or the chick is a friend of a friend and you have some sort of verification that you know someone she knows and arent some strange retard at a club.

See how much BS there is involved in getting laid, not to mention how much you will be spending on drinks and everything else not even having a guarantee. So why not just pay a cool 100 and get your d*ck sucked by a chick that is probabally way hotter and most likely wont have an std because she gets tested frequently whereas the avg chick in the club f*cked pedro last month and is too afraid to go to the doc.

I know your new which is the only reason people are really giving you shit.

The fact is if you're not pulling ass regulary because you've been out of the scene/game for some years it can take a lot of time and effort to get laid.

Normally Id try to give you advice to get laid w/out paying for it, but your tone sounds like you're not bothered by the idea of paying and you've worked out a logic for it.
And it is funny how dudes throw out the STD comment but really have no idea. Chicks in the *real world* are going out to bars/clubs, getting drunk and forgetting to make sure the random dude they met slaps on a rubber before he raw dogs her in the ass.
Girls are girls anywhere.

Whether its the library, bar, craigslist, you have NO IDEA wtf your dealing with no matter what venue.
So go do your thing, get your rocks off, and live w/out regret. Because the same people in this thread getting offended that you're married are forgetting that 74% of women will sleep with a married man and not give a shit.

I'm not saying go fvck like a rabbit on speed, I'm saying people need to keep their judgements to theirself and pull their noses out of other peoples ass sniffing for shit to throw in their face.

[reardbandit]

I know your new which is the only reason people are really giving you shit.

And it is funny how dudes throw out the STD comment but really have no idea. Chicks in the *real world* are going out to bars/clubs, getting drunk and forgetting to make sure the random dude they met slaps on a rubber before he raw dogs her in the ass.
Girls are girls anywhere.

Whether its the library, bar, craigslist, you have NO IDEA wtf your dealing with no matter what venue.
So go do your thing, get your rocks off, and live w/out regret. Because the same people in this thread getting offended that you're married are forgetting that 74% of women will sleep with a married man and not give a shit.

I'm not saying go fvck like a rabbit on speed, I'm saying people need to keep their judgements to theirself and pull their noses out of other peoples ass sniffing for shit to throw in their face.

Great response to a great post! I don't see the difference between the chicks you'll meet at at the bar and the one's you get off CL. You're telling me you never went to the bar and saw some chick whose mouth was around your junk a few nights ago all kissin up on some other dude you aint never seen? You were that guy a few nights ago. Protect yourself with all chicks whether they are paid or not, and then bounce on them. Life's too short to limit yourself bro. Go fvck like a jack rabbit on speed

[Hunter]

I know your new which is the only reason people are really giving you shit.

The fact is if you're not pulling ass regulary because you've been out of the scene/game for some years it can take a lot of time and effort to get laid.

Normally Id try to give you advice to get laid w/out paying for it, but your tone sounds like you're not bothered by the idea of paying and you've worked out a logic for it.
And it is funny how dudes throw out the STD comment but really have no idea. Chicks in the *real world* are going out to bars/clubs, getting drunk and forgetting to make sure the random dude they met slaps on a rubber before he raw dogs her in the ass.
Girls are girls anywhere.

Whether its the library, bar, craigslist, you have NO IDEA wtf your dealing with no matter what venue.
So go do your thing, get your rocks off, and live w/out regret. Because the same people in this thread getting offended that you're married are forgetting that 74% of women will sleep with a married man and not give a shit.

I'm not saying go fvck like a rabbit on speed, I'm saying people need to keep their judgements to theirself and pull their noses out of other peoples ass sniffing for shit to throw in their face.

We have had very limited encounters and from what I have read of your posts we share very different morals however you are intelligent and articulate. I do take offense to you questioning my morals by saying members should look at themselves. I really dont care if he would be saying this about a hooker or some club girl he picked up. That fact is the guy is married. He took a vow to be faithful. No one made him take this vow he, that was his decision. Why not look at the reason he wants a random chick for sex? I cant qoute an exact percentage but I would say the most married woman would rather help complete there husbands fantasy then have them go bang a hooker. Fact is a man is as good as his word and he gave his word to be faithful to his wife and now wants to break. I find that very childish which is why I said grow up. I am not looking for a debate or to insult you simply making sure you understand I have no issue with prositution in general even though I wouldn't take part it in. I have an issue with a man breaking a vow he gave under his own free will.

[PKU]

We have had very limited encounters and from what I have read of your posts we share very different morals however you are intelligent and articulate. I do take offense to you questioning my morals by saying members should look at themselves. I really dont care if he would be saying this about a hooker or some club girl he picked up. That fact is the guy is married. He took a vow to be faithful. No one made him take this vow he, that was his decision. Why not look at the reason he wants a random chick for sex? I cant qoute an exact percentage but I would say the most married woman would rather help complete there husbands fantasy then have them go bang a hooker. Fact is a man is as good as his word and he gave his word to be faithful to his wife and now wants to break. I find that very childish which is why I said grow up. I am not looking for a debate or to insult you simply making sure you understand I have no issue with prositution in general even though I wouldn't take part it in. I have an issue with a man breaking a vow he gave under his own free will.

Do you also have issues with a married man watching and jacking off to porn? What about looking at other girls in public? Strip clubs? Let me know so next time something bad crosses my mind i can make all of my decisions based on your morals. Matter of fact everyone else feel free to add your morals, that way next time i post a thread you wont get all hot and bothered by a mans free right to have an opinion of his own.

[*RAGE*]

Do you also have issues with a married man watching and jacking off to porn? What about looking at other girls in public? Strip clubs? Let me know so next time something bad crosses my mind i can make all of my decisions based on your morals. Matter of fact everyone else feel free to add your morals, that way next time i post a thread you wont get all hot and bothered by a mans free right to have an opinion of his own.

I know I have stated this before, but you are not getting the point troll....

you are a fuvking retard, and with your fuvking attitude you need to move on or shut the fuvk up about this bullshit and let it go, dumb ass.

[Hunter]

Do you also have issues with a married man watching and jacking off to porn? What about looking at other girls in public? Strip clubs? Let me know so next time something bad crosses my mind i can make all of my decisions based on your morals. Matter of fact everyone else feel free to add your morals, that way next time i post a thread you wont get all hot and bothered by a mans free right to have an opinion of his own.

huge difference between jerking it and putting it in another woman. If you feel ok with what you are doing why dont you tell your wife. I am sure if you wife asked you do you masterbate you would have no problem telling her yes I do. So tell her this if it isn't bothering your morals.

[ni4ni]

post the pics/vid and we can critque for you- what are friends for?

[domeyeahaigh]

Yo bro your married? go **** your wife you loser, if you dont want her then divorce her and quit putting yourself and her through it.

[*RAGE*]

Yo bro your married? go **** your wife you loser, if you dont want her then divorce her and quit putting yourself and her through it.

I have not seen you before, but I like the way you think..

[NewMuscle83]

successful troll is successful

[beerdogg]

You guys are funny. Ive been banging hookers for at least 10 years. There are great sites like sfredbookDOTcom that the girls are reviewed. Of course you need to watch out for fake pictures and girls that have pimps and straight robs. The good thing about the site I posted you can read the reviews and decide if you want to go for it or not. There are many times Ill have a girl come over for an hour and we well click and she well stay much longer or even the night with no extra charge. My deal is I like to fook alot of different girls and each one is unique. As the saying goes different strokes for different folks. Oh yea there is a post above about the different countries to go too done that and love it.

[BTK]

I used them a couple times. The geish around here is $160. It's nice to get everything for $50 from one of the CL hookers lol I can't stomach the $160

[Swifto]

Man I love living in the UK...

[PT]

your married but you joined a steroid board to ask if anyone knew anything about the hookers you want to pay to bang you. either your wife is extremly ugly or your just pathetic but either way i hope she grows a brain and ditches you before you give her some disgusting STD you caught from one of your hooker friends. when i watch cops on tv the only people i see getting busted trying to pick up a hooker are fat and disgustingly ugly. the only reason people pay for sex is because there so desperate and its the only way for them to get laid because any normal good looking girl wouldnt touch there disgusting ass with a 10 foot pole

[sweet-jayne]

your married but you joined a steroid board to ask if anyone knew anything about the hookers you want to pay to bang you. either your wife is extremly ugly or your just pathetic but either way i hope she grows a brain and ditches you before you give her some disgusting STD you caught from one of your hooker friends. when i watch cops on tv the only people i see getting busted trying to pick up a hooker are fat and disgustingly ugly.

Totally Agree

the only reason people pay for sex is because there so desperate and its the only way for them to get laid because any normal good looking girl wouldnt touch there disgusting ass with a 10 foot pole.

Not so. I saw many hot guys and even celebrities come in to the parlour. A lot of stag parties as well. Perhaps there's a mystery about it that men have to try at least once? I don't know, that's just what I saw.

[moregunsthanroses]

Like they say you're not paying the girl you're paying her to leave you alone lol..

I don't think I could ever pay a girl although this one filipino girl from was giving me head in a club washroom and when he banged she was really loose although I was drunk. Something seemed weird like she may have worked in that industry even though I didn't pay anything, I'm seeing alot of asian girls in my area from craigslist. Even though I didn't pay anything something was real strange about the place she lived in..

Even then it's like 200 bucks for an hour depending on the girl you can get alot of test for that amount!

[Hunter]

You have a wife and you took a vow no one had a gun to your head. If for some reason your sex life is not what you want it to be talk to her about it or see a counsler together. Instead you wanna run out and bang some hooker? Grow up.

[iceyash]

You have a wife and you took a vow no one had a gun to your head. If for some reason your sex life is not what you want it to be talk to her about it or see a counsler together. Instead you wanna run out and bang some hooker? Grow up.

on the reals... its bad enough you're paying for a hooker.. but to cheat on your wife if reallyyyy ****ed up!!! flippen get a divorce first!!!!! cheating on your husband or wife is soooooooo wrong... basically you are just a horrible person and karma will probably get you back with an STD

[Phate]

i'm so glad i didn't get to this thread sooner, i'd be banned for what i'm thinking right now you pathetic piece of shit

[bushido3374]

You have a wife and you took a vow no one had a gun to your head. If for some reason your sex life is not what you want it to be talk to her about it or see a counsler together. Instead you wanna run out and bang some hooker? Grow up.

I agree 100%

[Matt]

I once went with a hooker, she gave my ass a good tongue wash. It was only when she was leaving that i realised it was my dad in drag...

[*RAGE*]

I once went with a hooker, she gave my ass a good tongue wash. It was only when she was leaving that i realised it was my dad in drag...

OMG I cant stop laughing......Your killing me.....LMFAO

[bushido3374]

I once went with a hooker, she gave my ass a good tongue wash. It was only when she was leaving that i realised it was my dad in drag...

That was just so random and disturbing.

[Anabolios]

Ok, i'm so confused by the initial post and the responses. You want to eat a random vagina nevermind one that has LITERALLY had easily over 500 dicks in it. That is weird and I feel bad for your wife when you come home and kiss her. It's honestly bad enough that youd cheat on your wife but to each his own. It becomes a whole different story when you risk sending some disgusting herpes virus or who knows what else down her throat. Again I'm so confused by the eating the hookers ***** factor of this whole idea. As much as I would love to crack jokes at this freak I am absolutely disgusted by your idea. Just picture the hooker with as many dicks that have been in her, sticking out of her...shed look like a porcupine lol

Have fun with your newly acquired "cold sores"

[PKU]

I must have got on the wrong foot somewhere in this thread, but original intentions were not to ask for the opinions on this matter but some advice from those who have done this before. So please if you havent done it before please go f*ck yourself.

[*RAGE*]

I must have got on the wrong foot somewhere in this thread, but original intentions were not to ask for the opinions on this matter but some advice from those who have done this before. So please if you havent done it before please go f*ck yourself.

I am going to try and be nice here, but you should go fuvk yourself and save some money....PKU

[Matt]

I am going to try and be nice here, but you should go fuvk yourself and save some money....PKU

Hahaha......

[luxifer93]

I tried to warn him....

[Brown Ninja]

you piece of trash. I hope the hooker is dude who rapes you and cuts you into pieces

[NewMuscle83]

lol why are you guys feeding into this troll and getting so angry and excited. He's loving this.

Anyways, I'm gonna rub one off and go hit the gym. Arms day..can't wait!

[PKU]

ok i get it i am a piece of shit that WILL get an std and die from some serial murdering hooker. That being said please be courteous and let the people who have done it before respond not only to help me but to help others that may be searching for a thread like this in the future that dont want to hear a bunch of flaming.