How to get a girl to go to the gym NICELY?

**Matt** · 03-30-2009, 02:12 PM

Show her pictures of me and tell her that if she gets into shape i may take her out...

**IM708** · 03-30-2009, 02:15 PM

Buy her supertight clothes, make her wear them so that she feels embarassed and self concious. Wear super tight clothes to and show how jacked looking you are.

**Matt** · 03-30-2009, 02:21 PM

None of these lot can come though... There all pervs..

**WOLFCRAFT** · 03-30-2009, 02:24 PM

Give me her number or email and I'll make her feel so bad about herself she won't eat for a month.

**Gaspari1255** · 03-30-2009, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT

Give me her number or email and I'll make her feel so bad about herself she won't eat for a month.

You are going to be my last resort, lol.

**higherdesire** · 03-30-2009, 02:41 PM

She seems like a really nice girl bro.

Was that her Mom in the picture where she was pointing at the snatch? Pretty cool if you ask me.

By the way, who was the fatty with the kankles blocking the view in the last shot?

**Gaspari1255** · 03-30-2009, 03:10 PM

[QUOTE=higherdesire;4533580]She seems like a really nice girl bro.

Was that her Mom in the picture where she was pointing at the snatch? Pretty cool if you ask me.

By the way, who was the fatty with the kankles blocking the view in the last shot?[/QUOTE]

it's amazing of what two years of college can do to one. Chicks metabolisms slow down like crazy and they just get in denial

**jamyjamjr** · 03-30-2009, 03:00 PM

dude.... u ever heard of something called cat string theory????

it's a passive agressive philosophy to get a woman to do what you want, works real well.. i know i sound like im talking about a dog right now, ladies no disrespect, i love ya!! but women do respond well to it...

let me explain...

if you take a string of yarn and wiggle it over a cat, what does it do?? it loses it's mind trying to catch it..
if you drop the string on the floor, the cat loses intrest very quickly...
get it??

**Gaspari1255** · 03-30-2009, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by jamyjamjr

dude.... u ever heard of something called cat string theory????

it's a passive agressive philosophy to get a woman to do what you want, works real well.. i know i sound like im talking about a dog right now, ladies no disrespect, i love ya!! but women do respond well to it...

let me explain...

if you take a string of yarn and wiggle it over a cat, what does it do?? it loses it's mind trying to catch it..
if you drop the string on the floor, the cat loses intrest very quickly...
get it??

I feel you, but there is no relationship here. like everyone else said, SHE has to lose the weight for her, Not much I can really do.

**higherdesire** · 03-30-2009, 03:17 PM

******, glad your humor is in tact. All BS aside bro, if she caught you setting her up for manipulation it can't end well. Just ease into it. "Hey girl, you looking large today. Makes me want to take your big ass to the beach and sell shade or sumpthin' you kow what I'm saying? shoot, if you don't slim down we can get paid. I am definalty diggin this"

You know something sweet like that... to break the ice, but say it man, don't dance around it cause it will haunt you forever. She'll be like "what are really saying?" everytime you talk to her. Diggit?

**Ernst** · 03-30-2009, 03:20 PM

Here we go:

***T-MOS*** · 03-30-2009, 03:22 PM

I didn't read all the posts, but if you are serious and don't want to hurt her feelings, tell her you want to spend more time with her and think it would be fun to work out together, tell her it will help YOU stay motivated if she is there doing it with you

**Rugger02** · 03-30-2009, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by T-MOS

I didn't read all the posts, but if you are serious and don't want to hurt her feelings, tell her you want to spend more time with her and think it would be fun to work out together, tell her it will help YOU stay motivated if she is there doing it with you

Pretty much word for word what I was going to say, make it seem like she's going for you.

I said that to my wife a while back. Said I was having a hard time getting the ambition to work-out but if she went with then it would be easier for me to stick to it. Plus it would be fun doing it together.

**higherdesire** · 03-30-2009, 03:38 PM

wow didn't see that one coming.

**HOLLYWOOD.JACK** · 03-30-2009, 03:48 PM

" I need a training partner, you should come gym with me

"

**DSM4Life** · 03-30-2009, 04:19 PM

**Matt** · 03-30-2009, 04:21 PM

^^ Id hit it...

**DSM4Life** · 03-30-2009, 04:25 PM

If she is more of a visual person you could always try one of these:

**HOLLYWOOD.JACK** · 03-30-2009, 04:29 PM

^^ How is that 'nicely'?

**DSM4Life** · 03-30-2009, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by HOLLYWOOD.JACK

^^ How is that 'nicely'?

Just have a smile on your face when you present her with an item

**jamyjamjr** · 03-30-2009, 04:34 PM

that's just plain fcuking funny

**HOLLYWOOD.JACK** · 03-30-2009, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by jamyjamjr

that's just plain fcuking funny

you claim you have 'roid rage' ...

**jamyjamjr** · 03-30-2009, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by HOLLYWOOD.JACK

you claim you have 'roid rage' ...

aggression is a common side of tren... calm your ass down

**jnewton86** · 03-30-2009, 05:38 PM

this entire thread is hilarious! haha, love it

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:10 PM

this isn't his girlfriend though so saying "I just wanna spend time with you" will give the wrong idea. why not just find a new f*ck buddy?

**thai-lan** · 03-30-2009, 06:13 PM

**Skully44420** · 03-30-2009, 06:38 PM

yeah she used to be hot

**Gaspari1255** · 03-30-2009, 06:57 PM

^sad but true.

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:15 PM

Buy her a full length mirror as a gift.

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:16 PM

When you have sex with her purposely put your penis into a flab of fat on her belly and tell her "whoops I couldn't find it"

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:17 PM

Rent a movie with Rosie O'Donell in it and casually mention "hey, you two kinda look alike"

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:20 PM

When you're snuggling, in a very nice way say "you're so cuddly, you're like my very own giant tumor of love"

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:22 PM

Or "Chris Farley called, he wants his body back"

**HOLLYWOOD.JACK** · 03-30-2009, 06:23 PM

Damn man relax..

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:24 PM

You ain't my momma.

**HOLLYWOOD.JACK** · 03-30-2009, 06:34 PM

Cramp

**Chode Logan** · 03-30-2009, 06:37 PM

Intruiging.

**Rx GEAR** · 03-30-2009, 10:12 PM

LOL, this is great.

**jbm** · 03-30-2009, 10:28 PM

If she don't want to go to the gym. take her to a dance class at least she'll burn fat there...

**JiGGaMaN** · 03-30-2009, 10:39 PM

cant really tell which ones the before/after.

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