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  1. 04-12-2009, 12:35 AM #41
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    Bojanglese, You are hilarious my friend. I always read your post because you bring substance and humor to this Board unlike many who have nothing positive to say. Thanks for this post, you got me laughing loud.

    My favorite post is still that "meatheads who walks like robbot"




    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    I had to actually explain this to a woman today.

    Conversation started when I overheard her asking for "rabbit eggs".
    So I say "I'm sorry, but rabbits don't lay eggs"

    Her: (laughs) "I'm aware we don't eat rabbit eggs, but I'm pretty sure they can make them ("can" I guess if they try hard enough was her point )
    Me: "No, I'm sorry again but they're actually mammals.. and mammals, like humans, don't lay eggs"
    Her: "But birds lay eggs and they're mammals so that can't be"

    Me: (actually stumped for a second) "No wait, I'm pretty sure a bird is not a mammal, mammals have hair, birds dont, I think that makes them birds and not mammals"
    Her: (laughs again now more embarrassed) "Well I'm still not sure.. blah blah"

    Me: "Well all I can tell you is a rabbit makes eggs as much as a chicken makes milk, which is never".

    random small talk follows conversation ends

    I mean I can understand Easter confusing people but seriously, I thought we learned this shit in first grade.
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  2. 04-12-2009, 02:43 AM #42
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    are we talking about male rabbit or female? cause i know damn sure that male rabbits do carry eggs..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Thats why we need road signs with pictures of sheep lying eggs on a highway.

    Pedestrians need to be warned, egg lying sheep can kill.





    .. well not really, never worked for deer lmao
    Deer eggs.....
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    my doggie lays eggs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    my doggie lays eggs!
    now isnt that a cute avy-how approp for today-
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    my doggie lays eggs!
    Now Dammit Kat Ihope that dog is a gurl!
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  9. 04-12-2009, 07:49 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by ni4ni View Post
    now isnt that a cute avy-how approp for today-
    I love it, and it's my baby girl! She hated me for that outfit!
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    I don't blame her! I guess that answered my question though! Happy Easter Kat
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I love it, and it's my baby girl! She hated me for that outfit!
    im most sure she did-howd you like walking around w/ that on esp. on Easter?
    poor thing
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  12. 04-12-2009, 07:54 AM #52
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    thanks guys, Happy Easter to both of you!
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    same to you/all!!
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    poor dog....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    poor dog....
    thats what im saying bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    thanks guys, Happy Easter to both of you!
    Your dog looks Incredibly "happy" to be dressed up .....lolol

    better sleep with one eye open for a while....lolol

    Happy Easter Kat !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    Your dog looks Incredibly "happy" to be dressed up .....lolol

    better sleep with one eye open for a while....lolol

    Happy Easter Kat !!
    HaHa, yeah she actually likes getting dressed up but hates having things on her head, it was just the only pic I could get of her and she looks horrified.
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    Carrots don't help you see better... Rabbits wear contacts
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    i saw a rabbit the other day and it laid like 100 little chocolate eggs but they didnt taste very good.
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    Rabbits dont lay eggs? shit.....damnit....shit


    ahhhhhh....

    I've been lied to.....
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    aww thats adorable, a dog dressed up like a rabbit

    sometimes i dress up like a poodle in stilettos so yeh its not a big deal.. humans dressed like animals or vice versa
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    Quote Originally Posted by J431S View Post
    Bojanglese, You are hilarious my friend. I always read your post because you bring substance and humor to this Board unlike many who have nothing positive to say. Thanks for this post, you got me laughing loud.

    My favorite post is still that "meatheads who walks like robbot"

    Thanks bud! I try lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    my doggie lays eggs!
    Yeah! elongated brown ones. Poor dog if any other dog see's it it's rep is shattered.
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