Stereotypical Guido in the Gym and at the bars and club

**SMCengineer** · 05-11-2009, 09:01 PM

LMAO @ this thread. I love it!

**CBGB** · 05-11-2009, 09:05 PM

Why do they make their lips look like a blown out dirty balloon knot?

**jbm** · 05-11-2009, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by CBGB

Why do they make their lips look like a blown out dirty balloon knot?

Maybe they want to show their lip gloss!

**Bojangles69** · 05-11-2009, 09:24 PM

I agree mackattack, I'm italian and I would massacre every guido alive if I knew I wouldnt do a day in jail for it

**Lightsout2184** · 05-11-2009, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by MACKATTACK

Before I start my rant mind you that I am Sicilian, Italian.........

Ok here is what I have to say.......you kids are fags!!! What are you thinking?? You got more glue in your ****in hair then women use. I can't stand you friggin homos in the gym who are pretty much Ecto's and have the smallest ****in frame and you are obviously on a ridiculous Dbol only cycle because thats what you Dumb ****s do. You are not strong!! Stop grunting when you have only one 45 plate on each side.....besides the fact the majority of you fags will get DROPPEd instantaneously by me personally.

Now to the clubs and bars, WOW, what a bunch of gays!! If i was ever to stretch my limits of becoming a serious metrosexual then somebody please call me Fagosexual because that is all it is, ****in gay!! You guys roll in packs on the dance floor, bathroom, EVERYWHERE, do you friggin giggle it for your boy when he is done?? I mean, grow up, get a life and be unique. Also, trying to act more italian than anyone else and speak with ur hands a ridiculous amount (i speak with my hands personally) but tone it down, YOUR BOY CAN HEAR you, you do not need to use signlanguage when you are only 3 feet away from someone......Also being italian is not the end all of life.

looks like someones cycle is kicking in. lol no i agree with u bro. we dont really have guidos in socal but i guess we have our own pretty boy problem here. i agreed with u even more after i looked at all the guido pics

**jbm** · 05-11-2009, 10:29 PM

**jbm** · 05-11-2009, 10:31 PM

**Prada** · 05-11-2009, 10:38 PM

If you cant speak fluent Italian, haven't been to Italy and dont have an Italian passport then you aren't Italian.

They have to go easy on plucking their eyebrows. lol
Its a tad too much

**IM708** · 05-11-2009, 10:46 PM

Wannabe guidos:

**IM708** · 05-11-2009, 10:46 PM

Freaky Guido:

**IM708** · 05-11-2009, 10:51 PM

Fail Guido:

**therecanonlybe1** · 05-12-2009, 12:20 AM

WTF..they are like clones???

**Dobie-BOY** · 05-12-2009, 04:35 AM

Damn bro, you might wanna hook up with the guy trying to openly sell valium in this forum.

WHOA WHOA, cool down bud. Its just a joke

**mho** · 05-12-2009, 06:20 PM

**IronReload04** · 05-12-2009, 10:23 PM

do they all really wear those rediculous haircuts? what are those haricuts called?

**operationgetbig** · 11-09-2009, 10:32 PM

im confused. do these kids actually get p*ssy? do these idiots still exist?

**RyanRoss** · 10-22-2009, 11:50 AM

I've been to NY and seen them around...my question......do girls ACTUALLY go for these guys?

**jbm** · 05-11-2009, 10:52 PM

**jbm** · 05-11-2009, 10:54 PM

**MuscleScience** · 05-11-2009, 11:11 PM

Whats with the puckered up lips in every picture. Is that Long island thing or something?

**SMCengineer** · 05-12-2009, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by musclescience

whats with the puckered up lips in every picture. is that long island thing or something?

No!!

**Western Man** · 05-12-2009, 09:10 AM

Lip gloss and plucked eyebrows! Wow, why didn't I think of that? That'll get me laid, right?

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-12-2009, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Western Man

Lip gloss and plucked eyebrows! Wow, why didn't I think of that? That'll get me laid, right?

the funny thing is, considering the 1000s of dumb girls flocking to these retards, you probably will.

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-12-2009, 09:48 AM

these pictures look like they were all taken out of the bars I go to around here, north jersey is like the breeding ground for these douchebags.. can't go ANYWHERE without guidos surrounding the area

**SampsonandDelilah** · 05-11-2009, 11:20 PM

These dudes infuriate me as well. Would love to hand out beat downs to all of them!
I don't know what it is...but I get angry just looking at these mvther fu^kers!

**Chode Logan** · 05-12-2009, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah

These dudes infuriate me as well. Would love to hand out beat downs to all of them!
I don't know what it is...but I get angry just looking at these mvther fu^kers!

Agreed completely.

**gixxerboy1** · 05-12-2009, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah

These dudes infuriate me as well. Would love to hand out beat downs to all of them!
I don't know what it is...but I get angry just looking at these mvther fu^kers!

because you are jealuse they are better looking.

**SampsonandDelilah** · 05-13-2009, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

because you are jealuse they are better looking.

Funniest $hit I've read all day

Spell check bro...I think all that hair gel is messing with your brain

**WOLFCRAFT** · 05-12-2009, 04:00 AM

I can't believe these guys actually exist.

They're too damn ridiculous for me to even get mad at.

What a joke.

**EmilianoH** · 05-12-2009, 09:41 AM

OMG, Guidos and Guidettes are now almost everywhere, they are hideous and they are always trying to get a fight, what a disgrace of "people" ...

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-12-2009, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by EmilianoH

Is that dude wearing Under armor in a club?

**Hunter-S-Thompson** · 05-12-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by EmilianoH

OMG, Guidos and Guidettes are now almost everywhere, they are hideous and they are always trying to get a fight, what a disgrace of "people" ...

holy shit i know the 2 in the 2nd picture i went to school with them

**drdeath613** · 10-28-2009, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by EmilianoH

OMG, Guidos and Guidettes are now almost everywhere, they are hideous and they are always trying to get a fight, what a disgrace of "people" ...

lol looks like a fat Christopher "Kid" Reid from kid n play http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...4/KidNPlay.jpg

omg lol

**powerful intelligent** · 10-30-2009, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

omg lol

you know I used to sudder at pictures of myself when i was in my late teens to early twenties and after looking at these douchbags i realize it could have been worse

**BritishColumbian** · 05-12-2009, 10:42 AM

This is just like an episode of Growing Up Gotti.....

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-12-2009, 10:45 AM

What jokes...

**CBGB** · 05-12-2009, 10:48 AM

Remind me never to go to Jersey. Pale white guy from middle America. I wouldn't survive.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-12-2009, 10:54 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/246244/

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-12-2009, 10:55 AM

**scerpico22** · 05-12-2009, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/246244/

fvcking retards is what they are....

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