when your girl wakes you up @ 3am cause you were dry humping her leg
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when your girl wakes you up @ 3am cause you were dry humping her leg
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I start notice everything a women wear then fanticise about how she look when it was removed and then what would i do to her assets and by that time I wanna hump any girl and I mean any girl I am away 3 weeks getting to that condition again.
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shit.. 6 times minimum for us middle easterners bro... we got the shlongs for it too... hahahahahaha.. my gf loves my dick...
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When you jerk off every time you see guidos!
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when at the end of the night the old lady is laying in bed with a bag of ice on her crotch. Dead giveaway.....
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after our done ****ing your girl she looks over at you and says "i want my mommmy" hahaha
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continuation of this^^^^Originally Posted by bjpennnn
after our done ****ing your girl she looks over at you and says "i want my mommmy", to which you reply, "she said the same thing last night, like mother like daughter i guess", then you flip her over and go in for round 2
American Psycho
hahahaha
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