and she said, "that's it?!"

[getzwolez33]

Take a whole bunch of clomid and release all over her face.

[CJ.]

Take a whole bunch of clomid and release all over her face.

+1 add some proviron too

[aestheticmind]

Please dont tell me "ponder" is your 10 dollar word because if it is, you spent $9.99 too much on it....

i didn't want to say it, but i'm glad someone did!

muse, cogitate, or even contemplate...

[bakie]

if she isn't getting enough semen, just bring her here and we will all give her a dose........

laugh

[Dancer]

^ I love it when my girl does that. It feels like I busted through the back of her neck! She has me sucking my thumb right after.

+1 fooooo shoooooooore

[eatrainrest]

when shes sleeping place your balls over her eye lids and let your dong hang down her nose then when she wakes up turn around give her 2 jabs and a roundhouse kick... then drop kick her down the stairs and lock the door

[eatrainrest]

thiss should be in the lounge by now... lol

[gettingBIGGERfast]

you know, really if you masturbate that much you'd think your p.c. muscles would be strong enough that you could hold in your load when you orgasm... of course, if you did that you'd probably masturbate even more.

I can hold my load about 50% of the time when I try, but it doesnt give you that same kinda relaxed feeling afterwards....

although what is cooler than banging a girl for hours before cumming? banging a girl for hours and orgasming multiple times!

[Blitz777]

This may be urban legend, but I head taking a substantial amount of potassium caps will increase your loads. Other than that, grade A thread.

[freddyfresh33]

great post lmao

[Tigershark]

Man this is too funny.

[Ironmanron]

We want to see a picture of the skank

[eatrainrest]

i want her sister, mother, and grandmother

[illwillogical]

She is a lady! Those ones are hard to find! But yeah I have had the same side effects as you. It seems to lower my libido and output.

[eatrainrest]

well idno how to define a lady.. my version is somebody who doesnt swallow... even suck a wanker... but hey we all love it.. see if she will give you a blumpkin...thats like the new school door test (bronx tale)

[lovbyts]

Save it up for a few days then unload. It takes 3 days to build back up according to my doc because my ex use to complain also, bless her heart. She would suck me off at least 3x a week besides sex
My problem is it's hard for me to go 24hrs without dropping a load.
Zinc helps build the load back up also. I have started taking more zinc and noticed a bit of an increase in volume but IF I could go a couple days in between I'm sure it would be more. LOL

[cubnlynx]

This is a funny a$$ thread

[eatrainrest]

next time show her the jackhammer and demolish her throat

[LivingToBeBig]

turn round and shit in her mouth and say now thats it!

[diesel405]

This is the most F*ckd up thread yet!!! I must admit, i almost pissed my pants after reading chuck and mad matts post...

[BokBok]

Crap in her crapper...

[Iron_Pig]

You will blow the back of her head out shooting you wad T man

If she isn't getting enough semen, just bring her here and we will ALL give her a dose........

[steiner1]

send her up here to canada!

[LexusIS09]

send her up here to canada!

x2

lol... this thread a beauty. it should be made a sticky! haha.

Speaking of f*cking world class whores, I'm f*cking / going out with a pornstar right now.. it's pretty g'd. First time in my life. lol.. she's received so much cock in the past.. but the way I see it I've slayed a lot of girls.. so it evens out kinda... right?? hah.

I dunno.. anyways, she tells me some pretty f*cked stories... her one boyfriend wanted her to pee on his face after they ****ed so she just like squatted over him and did!!! hahahahaha.

[Juice Authority]

wouldn't hcg on cycle increase sperm count or not likely?

Yes.