Originally Posted by Iron_Pig
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Got Diet? ~VET~ AR Hall of Famer~
Why did BG post this fuc'n thread in the first place?
AR's Hot British Pimp Daddy ~HOF~
Why is it that when i travel on public transport everyones snotty dirty little children decide they want to touch me or talk to me..
Respected Member
Coz u look the same as them!
Why is it that everytime Mad Matt asks a question i give him the right and truthfull answer.. ?
AR's Hot British Pimp Daddy ~HOF~
^^^^lmao
Respected Member
:-) ... have u phoned ur Solicitor yet?^^^^
AR's Hot British Pimp Daddy ~HOF~
Yes, this morning, i have to go and see her on Thursday lol...
AR's Hot British Pimp Daddy ~HOF~
So i hoping for two years or less...
Respected Member
Well if u need references for being a good boy just refer the Judge to S-.com, and im sure all of us will give u a good word ...... :-) The board wont be the same without u...
Where is Cigarette Man Roid?
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He's sulking cus he's lost loads of post...
Respected Member
HAHAHAH! ... sjame, even i got robbed, about 2000 posts. But life goes on, tell the little punk to get back in here.......
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
why. when i go to a urinal to take a piss and theres 4 other empty ones.... that a fukkin old guy has to walk in and go to the urinal right next to me!!!!
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Why is there a suggested dosage?
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
why do some medications have worse fukkin side affects then the original problem they are treating?
AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why does ammunition carry a warning label?
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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Why doesn't my boomerang come back?....Sh!t, never mind that was just a stick I threw.
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
A minimum of 100 posts and 45 days membership required for source checks. Source checks are performed at my discretion.
AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why do my dogs have T.F. (terminal flatulence) ?
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
why do i have to shit and piss every 10 mins
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
why am i not a mod yet?
hahahah
why did they have to delete the post whore thread and take 18 thousand posts from me.
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Why does the hospital want you to p!ss in a bottle but crap in a pan?
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
A minimum of 100 posts and 45 days membership required for source checks. Source checks are performed at my discretion.
Anabolic Member
why do fat fuk'n women feel it necessary to wear a bikini at the beach?
Anabolic Member
Why are there 10 buns and 8 hot dogs in their respective fuk'n packages?
What the fuk am i supposed to do with 2 empty hot dog buns?
Member
Why are gay men cheerful and friendly, yet gay wimmin angry and aggressive?
AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why do I always have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser?
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
A minimum of 100 posts and 45 days membership required for source checks. Source checks are performed at my discretion.
Anabolic Member
why the fuk do i catch ever single red light when im running late?
AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why is voluntary participation sometimes deemed mandantory?
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
A minimum of 100 posts and 45 days membership required for source checks. Source checks are performed at my discretion.
AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why doesn't my employer give me time to study for a drug test?
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
A minimum of 100 posts and 45 days membership required for source checks. Source checks are performed at my discretion.
Member
Why not nuke the middle east so we can all just go home?
AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why can't I perfect my glow-in-the-dark chalk?
AG
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
A minimum of 100 posts and 45 days membership required for source checks. Source checks are performed at my discretion.
Member
Weights , women and heavy metal. Is there a need for more?
Knowledgeable Member
why the fuk do i have to wear a seatbelt when the kid on the motorcycle can do 120 with no helmet?
Knowledgeable Member
why do I hate all cops?
Senior Member
I have a ton of these!!!
Why do ****ing mexicans all have raiders stickers on their cars? Have they ever been to oakland?!? Its full of black dudes! Not mexicans!
Also...
Why do mexicans feel the need to plaster their ****ing last name on the back window of their vehicles??
Also...
Cinco de Mayo IS NOT AN AMERICAN HOLIDAY! ITS BARELY EVEN A MEXICAN HOLIDAY! WHY DO THEY ****ING CELEBRATE IT OVER HERE?!?
Why do mexican bump ****ing circus music like its cool and sport mexican flags and "proud to be mexican" shit everywhere? IF MEXICO IS SO GREAT THEN GO BACK
(note: proud to be mexican is an oxymoron. pride and mexican do not belong in the same sentence. example being...how great can a country be when people running/swimming/sneaking across a border just to get out of it?)
This isnt intended to pick on mexicans. I have no animosity towards LEGAL immigrants. However...i dont tolerate illegal shit sneaking into my country...unless its gear of course!
"Born to lose, Dying to win"
Why is my penis so large? Why do women love to kiss it?
The Real Deal - AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why do I get laid at nite and still wake up with a bonner in the morning??
Why do cougars love me and young girls hate me ??
Why do cops stare at me when I walk by ??
Why do I do my friends fuc'n tons of favors and no one does anything for me ??
Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
The Real Deal - AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why does everyone get acne from juice on their body and I get it on my fuc'n face????
Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
The Real Deal - AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why cant I do steriods legaly but people can buy and sell cigarettes that are most likely going to kill them ???
Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
Why do doctor call what they do a fuc'n "practice"
The Real Deal - AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
Why do I know more about steriods then my doctor???
Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
Why does the fuc'n sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
Why do they fuc'n sterilize the needle before a lethal injection
Why do they fuc'n call them apartments when they are stuck together
Why does it fuc'n say on a hairdryer do not use while sleeping?
Why does it say on a fuc'n iron Do Not iron clothes on body
Why does it fuc'n say Warning: May cause drowsiness on Nytol Sleep Aid
Why do most brands of Christmas lights say for indoor or outdoor use only, as oppose to fuc'n what???
Why do some dumb fuc'n brands of peanuts say contains nuts
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