How many Times you guys faked organisms

[WARMachine]

gawd, no one gets it lol

Relax. I got it... We already got on OP for the minor retardation.

-WAR

[jbm]

just tell her to close her eyes because the last girl told you it burns when it gets in em. Then after she closes em spit in her face.

Genius!!!!

[calgarian]

So your married calgarian???

yep 11 years

[Friend]

Every time my hand gets tired

[calgarian]

Every time my hand gets tired

i guess my advise didnt help???

[Friend]

i guess my advise didnt help???

Nah your advice was great bro. The silly little bitch just decided she can't date someone 6 yrs older than her. Fvcking waste of time.

[calgarian]

bump

[diamond]

i think a guy faked with me b4.. but he had a hard time getting up... so i dont think i was the problem...

as for me.. i faked it sumtimes.. sum guys are just bad at it. then i nvr see them again lmao

[stack_it]

Cal remember that mission u gave me of unloading in a girls panties and then her wearing em?


Mission completed!

Happened at about 10am this morning

[ni4ni]

i fake it even while masturbating

[Skully44420]

never faked an organism...or orgasm

have been so fukked up that i couldn't perform though

[slyfly]

Just tap her from behind and toss hot yogurt on her. Won't know a thing

[firmechicano831]

none for me. I tear that pu.ssy up every single time.

[calgarian]

never faked an organism...or orgasm

have been so fukked up that i couldn't perform though

That never happened...I have done sex 13 times in a period of 19 hrs without faking it even once but again I am just horny Mofo

[calgarian]

none for me. I tear that pu.ssy up every single time.

how 5th time in a 2 hrs period and its a HOLE... and anal was not an option....

[calgarian]

Cal remember that mission u gave me of unloading in a girls panties and then her wearing em?


Mission completed!

Happened at about 10am this morning

u r turning out to be a good student
Now go find a chick whos BF watches while u r banging her and keep me posted.

[calgarian]

i think a guy faked with me b4.. but he had a hard time getting up... so i dont think i was the problem...

as for me.. i faked it sumtimes.. sum guys are just bad at it. then i nvr see them again lmao

Oh I am not bad......(sounds cocky i know but have text message to prove that) But for me it was a case where hole was too wide for my liking and also I had done it 4 times so gimme a break
I wish u were in Calgary...damn the fun we couild have...oh welll

[stack_it]

u r turning out to be a good student
Now go find a chick whos BF watches while u r banging her and keep me posted.

there's a few bars around here where I think I could do this pretty easily. I've had guys come up and tell me there wife/gf wants me lol

[calgarian]

there's a few bars around here where I think I could do this pretty easily. I've had guys come up and tell me there wife/gf wants me lol

let me know when its done so I will give a new task

[riironman]

let me know when its done so I will give a new task

done that deed 2 weekends in a row..but a married couple

[calgarian]

done that deed 2 weekends in a row..but a married couple

it counts..ur task is to make a girl wear ur cum soaked panty...ready set....go

[riironman]

it counts..ur task is to make a girl wear ur cum soaked panty...ready set....go

does it count that i took a cialis and didnt tell her husband and tore her up? i guess i am the boy toy now..even at 35 ! lol

[calgarian]

does it count that i took a cialis and didnt tell her husband and tore her up? i guess i am the boy toy now..even at 35 ! lol

yep still count I m 1 yr behind u in the age dept

[Zero00]

I gotta fake it all the time... but its just cus I expect to much out of the girl most of the time.. so I like it when i a girl is as passionate as I am... which isnt that often.. kinda a freak :-P

[Older lifter]

Yeah, one time at a swingers party (i was one of the single males) i got so much pu**y that the one i did in the spa was dry, i just had to pretend that i had cum, i was getting real sore by then too,,,,, i was younger then and not much idea on what can and can't be done....

[Kibble]

Hard to fake when you raw dog

[calgarian]

Yeah, one time at a swingers party (i was one of the single males) i got so much pu**y that the one i did in the spa was dry, i just had to pretend that i had cum, i was getting real sore by then too,,,,, i was younger then and not much idea on what can and can't be done....

i wanna be in that situation