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    So your married calgarian???

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    Quote Originally Posted by energizer bunny View Post
    So your married calgarian???
    yep 11 years

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    not if you blind fold her first and carry some waterd down mayo in your pocket......
    make the noise.....squirt the watermayo.....done......

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    2 x... once because I was using cialis and it just would not go away or finish.

    So then I faked it


    the other time was with dsm...

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    Once while i was masturbating.

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    Every time my hand gets tired

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friend View Post
    Every time my hand gets tired
    i guess my advise didnt help???

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i guess my advise didnt help???
    Nah your advice was great bro. The silly little bitch just decided she can't date someone 6 yrs older than her. Fvcking waste of time.

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    bump

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    i think a guy faked with me b4.. but he had a hard time getting up... so i dont think i was the problem...

    as for me.. i faked it sumtimes.. sum guys are just bad at it. then i nvr see them again lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond View Post
    i think a guy faked with me b4.. but he had a hard time getting up... so i dont think i was the problem...

    as for me.. i faked it sumtimes.. sum guys are just bad at it. then i nvr see them again lmao
    Oh I am not bad......(sounds cocky i know but have text message to prove that) But for me it was a case where hole was too wide for my liking and also I had done it 4 times so gimme a break
    I wish u were in Calgary...damn the fun we couild have...oh welll

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    Cal remember that mission u gave me of unloading in a girls panties and then her wearing em?


    Mission completed!

    Happened at about 10am this morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Cal remember that mission u gave me of unloading in a girls panties and then her wearing em?


    Mission completed!

    Happened at about 10am this morning
    u r turning out to be a good student
    Now go find a chick whos BF watches while u r banging her and keep me posted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u r turning out to be a good student
    Now go find a chick whos BF watches while u r banging her and keep me posted.
    there's a few bars around here where I think I could do this pretty easily. I've had guys come up and tell me there wife/gf wants me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    there's a few bars around here where I think I could do this pretty easily. I've had guys come up and tell me there wife/gf wants me lol
    let me know when its done so I will give a new task

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    let me know when its done so I will give a new task
    done that deed 2 weekends in a row..but a married couple

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    i fake it even while masturbating

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    Just tap her from behind and toss hot yogurt on her. Won't know a thing

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    none for me. I tear that pu.ssy up every single time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831 View Post
    none for me. I tear that pu.ssy up every single time.
    how 5th time in a 2 hrs period and its a HOLE... and anal was not an option....

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    I gotta fake it all the time... but its just cus I expect to much out of the girl most of the time.. so I like it when i a girl is as passionate as I am... which isnt that often.. kinda a freak :-P

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    Yeah, one time at a swingers party (i was one of the single males) i got so much pu**y that the one i did in the spa was dry, i just had to pretend that i had cum, i was getting real sore by then too,,,,, i was younger then and not much idea on what can and can't be done....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    Yeah, one time at a swingers party (i was one of the single males) i got so much pu**y that the one i did in the spa was dry, i just had to pretend that i had cum, i was getting real sore by then too,,,,, i was younger then and not much idea on what can and can't be done....
    i wanna be in that situation

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    Hard to fake when you raw dog

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