Man whats going on?just got my arse kicked

[brs]

wow this is the funniest thing i have ever read. this cant possibly be serious. o and f the bat grab a gun and blow out some knee caps or get a chain saw like dickrenegade said.

[IronRuffy]

I'm with Bigmike on this!

Not only are you retarded enough to go outside thinking your invincible with your new powers! But you shared it with us..... They didn't even knock some sense into you. Sorry about your luck.

[Warrior]

We need a Hall of Flame for this one and some other ones, like "My friend told me to inject in my ass - and now my sphincter is swollen"

lol

[rixyroids]

We need a Hall of Flame for this one and some other ones, like "My friend told me to inject in my ass - and now my sphincter is swollen"

lol

is there a link to this it sounds hilarious!!!

[jammergsxr]

Did you at least put on your cape before running out and make the" dun ta da dun"sound?See thats where you fucked up!

[HeavyHitter]

Did you at least put on your cape before running out and make the" dun ta da dun"sound?See thats where you ****ed up!

this is by far the best post ive read.... hahahaha i cant stop laughing

[Warrior]

Originally posted by jammergsxr
Did you at least put on your cape before running out and make the" dun ta da dun"sound?See thats where you fucked up!

LMFAO!! And scream - "I AM SUSTAMAN!"

[jammergsxr]

Originally posted by Warrior

LMFAO!! And scream - "I AM SUSTAMAN!"

"ABLE TO CLEAR 2CC'S IN A SINGLE INJECT,I CAN POP AMP TOPS WITH MY MIGHTY THUMB AND CRUSH YOU BY A FLEX OF MY PEC!!!" SEEEEEEE thats what Warrior and I do....works everytime!Then we fly around and save Damsels from Horny conditions.

[BigMike J]

lmfao @ new powers and sustaman..

Warrior i think a Hall of flame is a fantastic idea seriously.

[BigMike J]

lol warrior, i remember the spencter one. haha.. And the dewd that thought that put d-bol up his ass.

[Warrior]

LMFAO - Had a Finaplix one not to long ago too, "Has anyone tried useing the implant gun? - seems like it wouldn't be that bad!"

[FKNMONSTER]

i still dont understand the reasoning?? juice makes me calmer if anything... everybody says i'm all monotone while on it..... even at work i'd never take on 4 guys, even if they were all little.... arm in a sling, now you've ruined a good cycle grrrrrrrr.....

[BigMike J]

I dont thin "Sustaman" did his research before he started juicing. He seen an opportunity to get some steroids and he got them. He was and is one of the many morons who belive that steroids make you a mean motherfucker. They do make you more agressive, but this can be controlled. He prolly seen that movie on lifetime about the steroid freak of a cop who got all agressive and shit. That movie prolly played out in his head when he went outside. So he thought he was gonna do some damage to those dewds.

Sustaman you invited the fires of hell to your pc when you posted this thread now take what you get. Let this be a harsh learning experience for ya.

Peace out

[MDMA]

UltimateFighter.. technique aint shit. Its all about training.

One of the greatest fighters in the world, Rickson Gracie once said "I will only use technique if Im 99.5% sure I can pull it off successfully, which isn't often."

As far as this bro - at least he went out there and mingled. I was in a simular situation once when I saw a couple guys breaking into my truck. From 100 yards away I yelled at them and started to run at them, of course they ran away. If I could have done it all over, I woulda ran that 100 yards first, then started to yell. None the less - dude got his ass kicked, but at least he had balls to fight for his shit.

[Warrior]

I just had to beat this one up right quick! You want it as an avatar BigMikeJ? LMFAO!!!

[hung-solo]

I just had to beat this one up right quick! You want it as an avatar BigMikeJ? LMFAO!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!

[twiztidjuggalo74]

just buy a gun i dont know about UK gun laws but.....u wouldnt be hurtin

[Roid Rage]

i honestly think he is kidding... he can't be this stupid... or is he?

[dellio]

I just had to beat this one up right quick! You want it as an avatar BigMikeJ? LMFAO!!!

that is the funniest shit ive seen in awhile LOOOOOOOL sustaman

[jasc]

bump for awesomeness... enjoy

[BigMike J]

Im wearing it now bro. How did you what size i was?

[daem]

After reading Warrior's best AR Quote thread, I had to bump this for everyone's amusement; some of the responses are just as funny as his story.

[O.fO.shO]

funiest thing ive read in a while . thx

[Warrior]

I think we are all glad to see you get rid of bitch tits for awhile! - ahem... Fitness Geared

[BigMike J]

yep nobody likes those bitch tits. haha

[BigMike J]

LOL somebody deleted my bitch tits over there. haha

[KunipshunFit]

i agree with all said before....*ya needed the cape and theme music!*

No seroiusly...If i saw 4 guys breaking into my car...I would call the police, then politely yell out the window not to forget the stereo system! That's what they make insurance for!!!!

That and ofcourse, grabbed a gun/bat or BOTH (THEN MAKE MY WAY OUTSIDE)

KunipshunFit

[zillamonster]

Bump abstract! Always take an equalizer to an unfair fight. Ball bat generally scares the hell out of the aholes. Just hope they don't have a gun.

Zilla

[woodsy169]

Yes, the big "S" on your chest does not stand for "Sustaman"...now change out of your Superman underoos and come back to reality...

[Cycleon]

this is the reason God made shotguns

[usualsuspect]

Bro you heard enough so i won't beat a dead horse but as most dirty Jersey boys know..."it's the fight in the dog, not the dog in the fight."
And 4 vs.1....come ah, do the math!

[palme]

ROFL!!!
Bro just cause your on steroids dosnt make you a fighter, you need something called heart.
Im sorry you had to find out the hard way

[big swoll]

somebody please tell me where to get the juice to make me a good fighter.....i could sell that like hotcakes

[jon rock]

take some testosterone injections then you will have murderouse revenge on those people who kicked yer arse

[jon rock]

Originally posted by palme
ROFL!!!
Bro just cause your on steroids dosnt make you a fighter, you need something called heart.
Im sorry you had to find out the hard way

thats just silly "hart" hehe what you need is to learn how to kick a man in the face before he can punch you. it works good.

[UltimateFighter]

hey MDMA- what you said doesn't make sense. Technique is perfected through training. Yes- cardio is important in a fight- but not so much a street fight. What I mean is- you can be a meathead - but if I come out there and punch straight and in combinations- I will win 99% of the time. If you want to take it down- technique again comes into play. Triangle choke- armbar- whatever....its ALL technique. Rickson Gracie is not one of the greatest fighters ever btw. What belts does he hold? Pride? UFC? Shooto? Pancrase? nope. You talk about GREAT fighters- look at Bas Rutten, Nogueira, Vanderlei Silva, etc. They all have awesome technique. Dude I train 5 nights a week for MMA fighting.....trust me- I know what I am talking about.

[New GearGuy]

Sust999, Dont let these dudes bother you . They dont understand .they're just jealoous of guys like you and me.

I had the same sort of situation not too long ago..........came out of a bar and saw these three dudes giving these two girls a hard time so I strolled out and ask if these Mofo's had a problem and if they did to "JUst bring it" they did and I kicked the shit out of all three of them.

Turns out the girls were girlfriends ( and bi ) so we went bakc to there palce and they thanked me properly..........I was just about to bust a massive nut when my alarm went off and I had to get up and get ready for work.

[New GearGuy]

Dude almost forgot I am a sust fiend too cant get euff of the shit. But heres a little hint...........


First you have to rip off your shirt ,throw your best Incredible Halk pose and say " Teroid say Ight fay ower pay on!!!" You'll be invincible and be able to fight with all weapons and be an expert in all matial arts and hand to hand combat"



Seriously bro, Hope you learned a lesson. Your the exact kinda guy who gives us a bad stereotype.


Read all the forums here you can ,I do there very informative.


good luck

[palme]

Originally posted by jon rock


thats just silly "hart" hehe what you need is to learn how to kick a man in the face before he can punch you. it works good.

It´s all about heart bro, no mather what you do if you want to be succesfull.

[Cycleon]

Originally posted by New GearGuy
Sust999, Dont let these dudes bother you . They dont understand .they're just jealoous of guys like you and me.

I had the same sort of situation not too long ago..........came out of a bar and saw these three dudes giving these two girls a hard time so I strolled out and ask if these Mofo's had a problem and if they did to "JUst bring it" they did and I kicked the shit out of all three of them.

Turns out the girls were girlfriends ( and bi ) so we went bakc to there palce and they thanked me properly..........I was just about to bust a massive nut when my alarm went off and I had to get up and get ready for work.

Reminds me of some of the AMAF classics on elite!

if you really want fighting juice try milberone AKA cheque drops - that is about the only thing I can think of that does the trick - but turning a simmpering 150lb stickboy into an instant synthesis of ronnie coleman/ bruce lee it wont