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    OWNED!!!! Facebook Revenge...

    http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=844

    scroll down alittle and start reading.

    she is screwed!!!!! literaly.


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    If I were Brian, I'd get a haircut, asap

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    Post of the day no doubt! very nice

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    that is the funniest shit ever...

    revenge at its best.....

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    Rule of life number one: Keep all important or damning information inside your head. Under no circumstances allow said information to exist outside of it.

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    she was probably to dumb to remember so she had to write it down.

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    Wow......that's all I got....wow!!

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    she may as well kill herself, or move to another state and change her name

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    Now thats funny!!!

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    lol that might be the funnies shit I've ever seen.

    I (heart) facebook you (heart) cock, lol

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    with a list like that its funny she still is a virgin

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    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    headshot

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    excellent post

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    "what are you going to do? tell mom and dad i uploaded your dick sucking list"


    classic

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    i wonder how old she is to be writing shit like that, i am guessing 8th grade or so..

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    i'd hate to be her dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laduem88 View Post
    LMFAO HOLY SHIT HIS HAPPENED TO MY MATE LAST NIGHT FOR REAL


    hes been dating his GF for about 15 months now

    anyways we went a nightclub last few nights ago

    and this pretty hot girl walks up to him and gos 'i think i know you from somewhere? have we met before?'

    he replies 'i think we might but i usually remeber cute faces'

    she replies 'are you single'?

    he repliad 'yes'

    she then goes 'proove it, pash me'

    he goes 'okay'

    they pash

    they exchange numbers n she walks off

    an hour later that phone number calls him

    he ansers n goes 'hello cutie'

    on the other end was his girlfriend

    her exact words 'URR FUKKED'

    lmfao the girl he made out with was his girlfriends bestfriend, and it was planned out

    LMFAO his excuse to hsi gf ' i knew it was your friend, thats why i did it, coz i know how jealious you are and what youd do to test me, so i went through with it knowing'

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    LMFAO HOLY SHIT HIS HAPPENED TO MY MATE LAST NIGHT FOR REAL


    hes been dating his GF for about 15 months now

    anyways we went a nightclub last few nights ago

    and this pretty hot girl walks up to him and gos 'i think i know you from somewhere? have we met before?'

    he replies 'i think we might but i usually remeber cute faces'

    she replies 'are you single'?

    he repliad 'yes'

    she then goes 'proove it, pash me'

    he goes 'okay'

    they pash

    they exchange numbers n she walks off

    an hour later that phone number calls him

    he ansers n goes 'hello cutie'

    on the other end was his girlfriend

    her exact words 'URR FUKKED'

    lmfao the girl he made out with was his girlfriends bestfriend, and it was planned out

    LMFAO his excuse to hsi gf ' i knew it was your friend, thats why i did it, coz i know how jealious you are and what youd do to test me, so i went through with it knowing'
    how did he not know what his GF he has been datings best friend looks like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by laduem88 View Post
    I enjoyed this..

    really funny.

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    Rofl these are gold

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    poor girl

    im wishing my name was on that list now

    shit for a free hair cut id let her have a go

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    MOTO, nice find

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    ^^ That one jelious controling trol.

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    I love the commets

    # Rachel Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Ugh, I hate society. If Katie had been a boy who wrote down his sexual exploits, he would’ve been lauded as ‘the man’ for sleeping with several girls. However, she is a girl and thus is a whore by society’s standards because she enjoys sex.

    **** you people. **** you all and your double standards, you assholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Horsepower View Post
    I love the commets

    # Rachel Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Ugh, I hate society. If Katie had been a boy who wrote down his sexual exploits, he would’ve been lauded as ‘the man’ for sleeping with several girls. However, she is a girl and thus is a whore by society’s standards because she enjoys sex.

    **** you people. **** you all and your double standards, you assholes.
    haha like chris rock said, dick is always free, pvssy isnt.

    besides even if a guy had a list like that, it would be weird because besides every girl you wouldn't be like "feel her tits" you would be like "bang" next to every name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Horsepower View Post
    I love the commets

    # Rachel Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Ugh, I hate society. If Katie had been a boy who wrote down his sexual exploits, he would’ve been lauded as ‘the man’ for sleeping with several girls. However, she is a girl and thus is a whore by society’s standards because she enjoys sex.

    **** you people. **** you all and your double standards, you assholes.
    This is what it comes down to:

    Take a lock and a key for example. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. However, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, it's a sh*tty lock!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    This is what it comes down to:

    Take a lock and a key for example. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. However, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, it's a sh*tty lock!
    very well said

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    This is what it comes down to:

    Take a lock and a key for example. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. However, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, it's a sh*tty lock!
    WOW, one of the best ways ive heard it put. Im gonna have to use this when the situation arises, I will of course quote or give credit to ya.

    cant wait to spit this out mid conversation!!!!!!!


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    That will be 10$ sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    This is what it comes down to:

    Take a lock and a key for example. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. However, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, it's a sh*tty lock!
    give this man a medal


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    When he gets called out he turns into a gutless piece of shit. Grow a pair lol

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    if his sisters hot i wanna be the last guy on the page is all im saying

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    the commenting back and forward is the best part about it.

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    My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

    The moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVR2BIG1 View Post
    My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

    The moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
    HAHAHAHAHA holy sh*t thats one of the funniest things iv ever heard...I would have done the same thing to cause i always keep a condom in the first aid kit in my car

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVR2BIG1 View Post
    My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

    The moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
    LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

    give this man a medal

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