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That's a bad and old as the guy wearing the Free Mustache rides tee shirt at the fair.Originally Posted by goodlifting
i don't have a joke right now but i heard a pretty badass pickup line the other night at the club: "hey sweetheart, come over here and sit on my face so i can guess your weight."
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haha, i think its easier to put a rag soaked in chloroform to her face then to get her smashed, haha.
And... if i found out she, i mean he was a shemale i would keep plowing.
then dump her on the streets. haha.
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why i am not surprised?????haha, i think its easier to put a rag soaked in chloroform to her face then to get her smashed, haha.
And... if i found out she, i mean he was a shemale i would keep plowing.
then dump her on the streets. haha.
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Whilst in Rome!
At least we don't have any in Croatia. But God, thailand is full of them. Its scary
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and u cant even tell.......Whilst in Rome!
At least we don't have any in Croatia. But God, thailand is full of them. Its scary
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A jew walks into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose
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Haha, yeh I've been there a few times, the Katoeys (local name for shemales) are the taller, surprisingly hotter ones, where as local girls are shorter and not usually as good looking because most dont wear makeup.
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wait...do u have to look at the face too??? i normally dont go above boobs.....i was seeing this bimbo and in the begining in the middle of conversation she used to point her finger towards her face cause unwillingly i used to look at her boobs when I was talking her
oh the good ol days
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Hahaha, yup the face or grab her pus to see if she has any junk in the trunk, haha.
Hahahaha, I've done that a few times. But im more of an ass and legs man, so whenever i walk with a girl in shorts, ill walk a few paces behind
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ass and boobs for me pvssy is just bonusHahaha, yup the face or grab her pus to see if she has any junk in the trunk, haha.
Hahahaha, I've done that a few times. But im more of an ass and legs man, so whenever i walk with a girl in shorts, ill walk a few paces behind
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like this?
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hmmm Linux on a nice ass I already like linux.
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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
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hahaha, i almsot jizzed in my pants when i saw that picture, its my background now!
Nothing to it, but to do it
Cal just tell them to tell there boobs to stop staring at your eyes.
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actually she wonders why I dont stare at them anymore my responce was...so i fvcked them, sucked them, cum on them squeezed them i know how they look with out the cloth on so the imagination is gone...
But i will remember this for future use.....
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A man walks into the bar.
His rampant alcoholism is tearing his family apart.
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i walked up to a random ginger bloke in the street the other day and said to him " if you have 5 girls numbers in one pocket and 8 girls numbers in the other pocket what do you have?"
he replied " 13 girls numbers"
i said " WRONG you have someone elses trousers on you ginger $%£"$£%"
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A 90-year-old man was caught doing 8mph in his mobility scooter on the inside lane of the motorway
His life was in serious danger - particularly on the three occasions he pulled into the middle lane to overtake women drivers.
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