You Guys Ever See Anything CRAZY?

[supersize me]

A long time ago, two friends of mine found a dead baby in a garbage bag while they were 4wheeling about 1/2 a mile from my house.

[Friend]

My testicles have resurfaced recently, after disappearing for the last few months.

[jbran23]

My testicles have resurfaced recently, after disappearing for the last few months.

You know its bad when you are surprised when your nuts reappear.

"Wait a second....what the fVck are THOSE???? Oh..... wait. Those are just my balls."

[dec11]

My testicles have resurfaced recently, after disappearing for the last few months.

[gixxerboy1]

seen alot of bad motorcycle accidents.

seen 1 guy i was riding with hit a telephone pole and literally took him in pieces.

[cobra305]

I have watched several people die it is a disturbing site to watch a young man/woman die needlessly. The coolest shit I have ever seen was a kid he was slashing tires stabbed himself in the eye and the blade went about 2 inches into his brain. He lived but I am sure he never slashed any tires before. I have also seen a man cut 9 tendons, 2 nerves, and 1 artery in his wrist it was funny to see his blood spirting across the bar.

[jbran23]

I have watched several people die it is a disturbing site to watch a young man/woman die needlessly. The coolest shit I have ever seen was a kid he was slashing tires stabbed himself in the eye and the blade went about 2 inches into his brain. He lived but I am sure he never slashed any tires before. I have also seen a man cut 9 tendons, 2 nerves, and 1 artery in his wrist it was funny to see his blood spirting across the bar.

Im not a psychiatrist but you might need help my friend! lol. Sick bastard. How the fVck did the kid manage to stab himself in the eye??? And Im guessing the one guy got his shit cut by a broken bottle in a bar fight or something?

[Swifto]

I was abducted by aliens once.

[jbran23]

I was abducted by aliens once.

If you were probed or violated in any way Swifto Im sure DSM would be interested in hearing that story. lol

[cobra305]

he tried to stab the tire and the blade bounced off the momentum caused him to stab himself in the eye. The guy that got cut was actually not in a bar fight or drunk but his drunk friend fell down and grabbed him to catch his balance which caused him to lose his balance and in doing so he reached for the bar to regain his balance and smashed a drinking glass with his wrist. I worked at LA county hospital for a bit, I have seen some very sick sh*t.

[sheckeyshabazz]

Craziest shit I've ever seen has been on a website dedicated to fvcked up shit. Id post the link but dunno if that's allowed. Never really seen anything crazy or disturbing in real life though

[dec11]

went to go in2 a toilet cubicle in a nightclub to discover a geezer lying prone over the toilet was one knee in on a kneecapping, the gunmans eyes peering thru a balacalva gave me the inclination to shut the fukn door pretty sharpish, blood was splattered everywhere

[Swifto]

The craziest shit I've ever seen is one of those beheading videos. I wish that I never watched it.

[sheckeyshabazz]

Yeah I saw one of those vids and one where a czech soldier cut some dudes throat open, definately disturbing

[Hard.On]

^^
I saw all of those,
I dont know why I watched them either

[Hard.On]

Did anyone mention

2 girls 1 cup

or just as disgusting but way funnier

1 guy 1 cup ---> DSM would love this

[bigboomer]

Well I got one, no dead bodies or nothing...when I was like 14 my mom picked up from school and we were driving home...we drove a rural county rode to get home when I lived in the country part of town..There was a lot of traffic on that road after work and stuff..anyways were driving along and there were two car parked along the side of rode...they were parked at a angle so you could see the front of both cars as you past...so the first car some guy had some girl bent over the hood just banging the shit out of her...the second car some girl riding some guy on the hood..there were all butt naked just ****ing...my mom was like omg don't look....lol...I thought it was the coolest thing in the world...haha...I couldn't believe it

[dec11]

Well I got one, no dead bodies or nothing...when I was like 14 my mom picked up from school and we were driving home...we drove a rural county rode to get home when I lived in the country part of town..There was a lot of traffic on that road after work and stuff..anyways were driving along and there were two car parked along the side of rode...they were parked at a angle so you could see the front of both cars as you past...so the first car some guy had some girl bent over the hood just banging the shit out of her...the second car some girl riding some guy on the hood..there were all butt naked just ****ing...my mom was like omg don't look....lol...I thought it was the coolest thing in the world...haha...I couldn't believe it

erm, how does that work?

[bigboomer]

Yeah...haha....well the main part of the story makes sense anyways...