How Do I Tell the Girlfriend.....

[jbm]

do a lot of sex.... let her dance, it will be her cardio...

[cherrydrpepper]

I will never ever understand women. If all I had to do was control my eating to get ****ed all the time that would be paradise.

Instead most women are at home eating ding dongs (not mine) while I'm in the gym debating whether I'm just being a bitch or my last set of squats really is gonna make me throw up.

[wharton]

Tell her while your giving her anal.

Start a timer and see how long you can hold on haha

[Friend]

You don't have to tell her. She will figure once you start eating everything in sight and smacking her around.

[bjpennnn]

I will never ever understand women. If all I had to do was control my eating to get ****ed all the time that would be paradise.

Instead most women are at home eating ding dongs (not mine) while I'm in the gym debating whether I'm just being a bitch or my last set of squats really is gonna make me throw up.

pretty funny stuff rite there so true though

[vanduhl]

after much thinking...im going to combine DSM and Friend's advice and tell her while giving her anal and smacking her around...

[calgarian]

after much thinking...im going to combine DSM and Friend's advice and tell her while giving her anal and smacking her around...

so u going to tell ur EX gf..i guess that's allowed.

[AlphaGenetics]

I have a similar problem. One of the chicks Im seing right now has a stinky pvssy. Problem is she's very hot and calls me every night wanting sex. If her pvssy diddnt stink she would be a ten. How do I tell her she stinks?

[Stigmata101]

I have a similar problem. One of the chicks Im seing right now has a stinky pvssy. Problem is she's very hot and calls me every night wanting sex. If her pvssy diddnt stink she would be a ten. How do I tell her she stinks?

The first chick I was ever with in high school had a stinky mucker....I went down on her and started the deed and as I was eating her all I could think to myself was, fvk if this is what it tastes like I'm never doin it again...I couldn't get that disgusting taste out of my mouth for 2 days....but I got laid. I realized later that cvnt must have had a yeast infection or some shit....

[Igifuno]

I have a similar problem. One of the chicks Im seing right now has a stinky pvssy. Problem is she's very hot and calls me every night wanting sex. If her pvssy diddnt stink she would be a ten. How do I tell her she stinks?

Yeah, that's kind of a deal breaker for me actually. Gotta have a fresh cooch or go to extreme measures to make sure I never smell it.

[vanduhl]

I have a similar problem. One of the chicks Im seing right now has a stinky pvssy. Problem is she's very hot and calls me every night wanting sex. If her pvssy diddnt stink she would be a ten. How do I tell her she stinks?

The first chick I was ever with in high school had a stinky mucker....I went down on her and started the deed and as I was eating her all I could think to myself was, fvk if this is what it tastes like I'm never doin it again...I couldn't get that disgusting taste out of my mouth for 2 days....but I got laid. I realized later that cvnt must have had a yeast infection or some shit....

I'd like to quote the rapper Plies ..."if that pvssy smells like water, ill eat it up"

[Hazard]

I have a similar problem. One of the chicks Im seing right now has a stinky pvssy. Problem is she's very hot and calls me every night wanting sex. If her pvssy diddnt stink she would be a ten. How do I tell her she stinks?

The first chick I was ever with in high school had a stinky mucker....I went down on her and started the deed and as I was eating her all I could think to myself was, fvk if this is what it tastes like I'm never doin it again...I couldn't get that disgusting taste out of my mouth for 2 days....but I got laid. I realized later that cvnt must have had a yeast infection or some shit....

I had one of those..... There was nothing wrong in there..... it was just her natural cooter odor. I guess thats even worse LOL cuz it can't be fixed. Maybe her Ph was off or something LOL.....

She was an AWESOME lay..... knew how to move those hips, dress up, she'd have multiple orgasms, she was more wet than a slip n slide...... but that squishy pink thing just left behind an odor that made me gag.....

~Haz~

[calgarian]

I have a similar problem. One of the chicks Im seing right now has a stinky pvssy. Problem is she's very hot and calls me every night wanting sex. If her pvssy diddnt stink she would be a ten. How do I tell her she stinks?

ask for anal and rock her world all she will ever want will be in the pooper...case solved.

[vanduhl]

ask for anal and rock her world all she will ever want will be in the pooper...case solved.

very true statement. my last gf never even wanted to be fukkked in the poon after a couple good rounds of anal....i loved it.

she would come over and tell me to lick her ass and get it ready....one of the most amazing lays ive ever had...she was nuts

[calgarian]

very true statement. my last gf never even wanted to be fukkked in the poon after a couple good rounds of anal....i loved it.

she would come over and tell me to lick her ass and get it ready....one of the most amazing lays ive ever had...she was nuts

every women is if u know how to do it right......

[Spartans09]

We are a sad, shallow bunch.......... I fvcking love it! Now get that pig doing some yard work.

[NMacFar]

Two weeks and you want to start pointing out flaws in a woman? Good luck being single for the rest of your life.

[NMacFar]

But on a more serious note... Stick it in her browneye and she'll sweat all that extra weight off!!!!!!!! hahaha

[bjpennnn]

Although DSM clearly has the best advice in this thread, I think it could mean a lot to a woman if the person their dating conciously involves her in what you do on a day to day basis, ie: the gym. If you really like this chick, and she gives good head, let her know that the gym is one of the most sacred times in the day for you, and you would love it if she would share it with you. Then the anal will be even better...

this is just to funny ha