Bigger, Stronger, Faster (2008)

[Skyler]

would 200 bucks buy you enough to pass out in a predetermined place?

[Shol'va]

it tastes like pineapple juice... that was from licking it from the penis years ago of a call-boyfriend

So you are out of the closet.

[Skyler]

Shol'va what happened? A few weeks ago I had like 40 more posts than you, and now you are leading the way by more than 200... what the shit?

[Knockout_Power]

would 200 bucks buy you enough to pass out in a predetermined place?

depends, club drink price? no way... ask Cal we downed a 40oz of vodka in 20 mins and then went out to start the night... not an easy task getting me drunk enough to pass out. Though, enough vodka and redbull will make me want to do anything that involves gettng my junk played with

[Knockout_Power]

Shol'va what happened? A few weeks ago I had like 40 more posts than you, and now you are leading the way by more than 200... what the shit?

hes been packing it in well lately

[Shol'va]

depends, club drink price? no way... ask Cal we downed a 40oz of vodka in 20 mins and then went out to start the night... not an easy task getting me drunk enough to pass out. Though, enough vodka and redbull will make me want to do anything that involves gettng my junk played with

I can make your bull red.

[Shol'va]

Shol'va what happened? A few weeks ago I had like 40 more posts than you, and now you are leading the way by more than 200... what the shit?

Must be a typo as I'm never on this forum.

[Skyler]

I have actually never tried Redbull and Vodka... Come to think of it, the last time I drank any alcohol at all was in March, when I rode my bike out to Seattle, Washington to party with my lesbian friend, her sister, her girlfriend, her room mate, and a bunch of other people that changed depending on the night.

I want to get drunk, but it has to be a worthy reason.... Ok, new idea. I am going to track down someone from on here, get stupid, rediculous, irresponsibly shit faced drunk, in hopes that it would become the funnest night that I never remember.

[Knockout_Power]

I have actually never tried Redbull and Vodka... Come to think of it, the last time I drank any alcohol at all was in March, when I rode my bike out to Seattle, Washington to party with my lesbian friend, her sister, her girlfriend, her room mate, and a bunch of other people that changed depending on the night.

I want to get drunk, but it has to be a worthy reason.... Ok, new idea. I am going to track down someone from on here, get stupid, rediculous, irresponsibly shit faced drunk, in hopes that it would become the funnest night that I never remember.

next time you re in seattle just pop up into canada... we can arrange a non-memorable night

[Shol'va]

I have actually never tried Redbull and Vodka... Come to think of it, the last time I drank any alcohol at all was in March, when I rode my bike out to Seattle, Washington to party with my lesbian friend, her sister, her girlfriend, her room mate, and a bunch of other people that changed depending on the night.

I want to get drunk, but it has to be a worthy reason.... Ok, new idea. I am going to track down someone from on here, get stupid, rediculous, irresponsibly shit faced drunk, in hopes that it would become the funnest night that I never remember.

Do you want someone who is eagerly willing or someone who will put up a fight?

[Skyler]

We actually planned on going to Canada when I was there, but we got drunk and forgot.
Are you on that end of Canada? Holy shit...

[Skyler]

Do you want someone who is eagerly willing or someone who will put up a fight?

I just want to get trashed

[Knockout_Power]

I have actually never tried Redbull and Vodka... .

I dont know what it is, but the combination of the 2 in very high doses give results that pfiser only wishes they could see... halloween 07, the one where I have that pic of the nurse girlI was working a pub crawl and that night I had a free bar tab and racked up 32 vodka redbull drinks. I had serious overly active erections for 3 days... luckily I had an understanding girl, she sucked me off 3-4 times a day for those days and as much as it hurt I still kept gettin aroused

[Knockout_Power]

We actually planned on going to Canada when I was there, but we got drunk and forgot.
Are you on that end of Canada? Holy shit...

Im in Edmonton but Im in Vancouver a lot and its less than 2 hour from seattle

[Skyler]

Oh i have definately had the painful erections. As much as it hurts, you can't just ignore it, you got to put it to good use.

[Shol'va]

I dont know what it is, but the combination of the 2 in very high doses give results that pfiser only wishes they could see... halloween 07, the one where I have that pic of the nurse girlI was working a pub crawl and that night I had a free bar tab and racked up 32 vodka redbull drinks. I had serious overly active erections for 3 days... luckily I had an understanding girl, she sucked me off 3-4 times a day for those days and as much as it hurt I still kept gettin aroused

Stop, you're making me excited. You know how I get when you talk B/J's.

[Knockout_Power]

Stop, you're making me excited. You know how I get when you talk B/J's.

sorry, TMI... Gyn is such a waste, this Tanq 10 says 47.3% but Ive had about a dozen oz since loggin on and nothing... how does this shit remove panties so well?

Shol, do your panties drop with gyn?

[Shol'va]

sorry, TMI... Gyn is such a waste, this Tanq 10 says 47.3% but Ive had about a dozen oz since loggin on and nothing... how does this shit remove panties so well?

Shol, do your panties drop with gyn?

with gyn who has panties on.

[Skyler]

You guys are really making me want to go out and buy some vodka...

Am I the only one here that doesn't waste my time or money on underwear?

I mean, no underwear is great. I don't have to buy it or replace it, I don't have to worry about losing it, I can access my dick faster in those "quick decision" moments, my balls stay cooler, and it gives me more of a natural bulge since its not pressed down, so I attract more attention.

[Knockout_Power]

good point... my ex just texted, now Im depressed

[Knockout_Power]

You guys are really making me want to go out and buy some vodka...

Am I the only one here that doesn't waste my time or money on underwear?

I mean, no underwear is great. I don't have to buy it or replace it, I don't have to worry about losing it, I can access my dick faster in those "quick decision" moments, my balls stay cooler, and it gives me more of a natural bulge since its not pressed down, so I attract more attention.

Im a free baller commando... but I had to switch to track pants cause I sprig one every possible moment and the zipper on jeans does a number on my head

[Shol'va]

You guys are really making me want to go out and buy some vodka...

Am I the only one here that doesn't waste my time or money on underwear?

I mean, no underwear is great. I don't have to buy it or replace it, I don't have to worry about losing it, I can access my dick faster in those "quick decision" moments, my balls stay cooler, and it gives me more of a natural bulge since its not pressed down, so I attract more attention.

Show off.

[Skyler]

Oh, see, unless I am going out and trying to look good, I never wear jeans. Most days, all I wear is gym clothes. I own so many, they are so fast to throw on, and super comfortable.

[Shol'va]

Oh, see, unless I am going out and trying to look good, I never wear jeans. Most days, all I wear is gym clothes. I own so many, they are so fast to throw on, and super comfortable.

Mind showing how big that bulge is?

[Skyler]

I offered to text you dirty pics, and you gave me a lame "no texting, its a work phone" excuse

[Shol'va]

I offered to text you dirty pics, and you gave me a lame "no texting, its a work phone" excuse

I would have a heck of a time explaining to the corporate heads how some guys crotch from Indi got on their system. Lucy would have some explaining to do. I dont think they would buy the story of it being a "Genuine GM Part"

[Skyler]

How about the excuse "I'm checking out the competition, this thing is built Ford tough"

Oh, and I want my party night with the AR guys to end up very much like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

[Shol'va]

That's it I'm pissed. My Road Runner is going slow tonight and the videos on youtube are start and stopping on me. I'm upgrading to 15 mps. Time for bed.

[Knockout_Power]

and on that note, Im gone for the night

[jdeetee]

How do i post a new thread?!?!?!?!?

[Skyler]

try the "new thread" button