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  1. 08-07-2010, 07:51 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdog99 View Post
    i'm never going to be able to eat a HOT POCKET again.. thanks guys.. i needed to lose some weight anyways, and the HOT POCKETS werent helping
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  2. 08-06-2010, 02:30 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    finger in the butt

    YOUR butt. her finger

    makes it all better

    and the farting comments are fukkin hilarious guys
    yah, we have some really romantic casa nova's in here.
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  3. 08-06-2010, 02:36 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    make sure you eat taco bell first
    Off coarse, thats a given!

    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yah, we have some really romantic casa nova's in here.
    Thank you KP! I think I see a name change for myself soon "casa nova". Maybe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboomer View Post
    Off coarse, thats a given!



    Thank you KP! I think I see a name change for myself soon "casa nova". Maybe!
    when you hit 3000 posts that can be your custom title
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  5. 08-06-2010, 02:46 PM #5
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    Wow, it looks like I've got some whoring to do then, don't I.
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  6. 08-06-2010, 02:47 PM #6
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    Off to the gym brotha..stay slutty!
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  7. 08-06-2010, 02:59 PM #7
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    WTF is an alabama hot pocket? LMFAO

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  8. 08-06-2010, 03:03 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    WTF is an alabama hot pocket? LMFAO

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    well, being named after a place in Alabama, I'd imagine it has something to do with being cornered in your room by your mom and dad and half a dozen dildos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    WTF is an alabama hot pocket? LMFAO

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    Google it Haz.... I ain't getting banned this early. But the girl is the pocket, and you provide the appropriate "filling".
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  10. 08-06-2010, 03:56 PM #10
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    LMAO at the pink eye statement which is what you basically said if you fart in her face that close

    And yes definetly a women that has that much of a sex drive wants some ***** in their mouth too, it's how I convinced this one i was flaking for a couple months to get her friend along too was class to see women ****ing in front of you and swapping your cock inbtween their mouths happy days
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    I just google imaged it unwittingly and dear lord LGM your a filthy ****.
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    Dirty bastards! I just threw up in my mouth after seeing that..I was like ohh a hot pocket.mmhh, wait a minute what that in stuff in the middle!
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    I'd give it a try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'd give it a try.
    You'd get up on a gust of wind
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'd give it a try.
    I believe it..
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    try 3some...
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    Where is abominator for the best advice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Where is abominator for the best advice?
    Didnt he sleep with a man because a girl said it turned her on..
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboomer View Post
    Didnt he sleep with a man because a girl said it turned her on..
    lololol! hey LGM try to sleep with Abominator...
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    What can I say...lol
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    Dear lord there was a hot pocket commercial on TV as I saw this FML!
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    I wonder what it's like being tazered just when your both about to orgasm....I'm sure that would liven things up!!

    Or maybe when she's licking your rim, she can tazer you and see what happens!!!
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