Seriously, what the fukk did I do now?!?!?

[JinNtonic]

So where is the picture of the girl...?

[ghettoboyd]

that story is fukin great....i get angry at douchbags like that almost daily but ive managed to keep my anger in check so far....it feels good to see someone has the balls to stand up and put that pos in his place....and right in front of his girl.....f-in priceless bro nice job.....

[MACHINE5150]

that story is fukin great....i get angry at douchbags like that almost daily but ive managed to keep my anger in check so far....it feels good to see someone has the balls to stand up and put that pos in his place....and right in front of his girl.....f-in priceless bro nice job.....

x2

It's our job as larger citizens of the world to right what is wrong.. That guy would have done the same thing to a 5'6" 140lb guy and would have won.. Its people like us that give steroids a good name.. taking care of the little guys

[Knockout_Power]

that story is fukin great....i get angry at douchbags like that almost daily but ive managed to keep my anger in check so far....it feels good to see someone has the balls to stand up and put that pos in his place....and right in front of his girl.....f-in priceless bro nice job.....

I usually try to avoid fighting in front of women, just out of respect... obviously respect had nothing to do with what went down and couldnt be avoided.

[ghettoboyd]

I usually try to avoid fighting in front of women, just out of respect... obviously respect had nothing to do with what went down and couldnt be avoided.

i hear you bro and admire that quality in you i was just happy to see the guy get not only beaten down but shamed as well cus hes probably done that to counless other peeps that cowered down to him and made him feel like a big man....he needed to be humbled....i hope he learned a lesson...thats all i meant by that statement i made of being in front of his girl....

[Knockout_Power]

i hear you bro and admire that quality in you i was just happy to see the guy get not only beaten down but shamed as well cus hes probably done that to counless other peeps that cowered down to him and made him feel like a big man....he needed to be humbled....i hope he learned a lesson...thats all i meant by that statement i made of being in front of his girl....

for sure bro, I knew what you meant... theres manay a time I see someone who thinks he is either bigger or more important then he should be and I just think "man, I cant wait till his little ho-train see's him get the ass-whoopin thats coming"... it is pretty bad to get beaten down in front of your girl.

[vanduhl]

same shit hapened to me this past weekens kp...

I was downtown with about 9 of my friends....we just got done pregaming at his place (i drank a drink called four lokos for power hour....needless to say i was pretty fukkin lit off of that) i slammed more beers and then around 1230 we head downtown.

I see a girl whom i knew about 10 feet away...i walked up to her with about 3 guys surrounding her. I give her like a playful high five and a smile while she smiles big and highg fives and says hey!! (i feel like those playful lil high fives can piss their boys off ) i walk away and one of them says something when im about 20 steps past em.

I turn around to one making a Dick suckin motion while staring at me. (he was security for this bar i JUSt came out of)

he was also a 5'9 150#r.......face palm

i got 3 inches form his face put my hat backwards and did lil kissy faces with kiss noises at him... i asked him if he was gay and why hes pretending to suck dick in my direction.....made a huge scene and one of my buddys grappled me around my waist and arms n made em leave before about 15 securitiys that are 450lb 38% body fat giants all **** me up.

it was a good night tho...but i didnt get laid

[Knockout_Power]

same shit hapened to me this past weekens kp...

I was downtown with about 9 of my friends....we just got done pregaming at his place (i drank a drink called four lokos for power hour....needless to say i was pretty fukkin lit off of that) i slammed more beers and then around 1230 we head downtown.

I see a girl whom i knew about 10 feet away...i walked up to her with about 3 guys surrounding her. I give her like a playful high five and a smile while she smiles big and highg fives and says hey!! (i feel like those playful lil high fives can piss their boys off ) i walk away and one of them says something when im about 20 steps past em.

I turn around to one making a Dick suckin motion while staring at me. (he was security for this bar i JUSt came out of)

he was also a 5'9 150#r.......face palm

i got 3 inches form his face put my hat backwards and did lil kissy faces with kiss noises at him... i asked him if he was gay and why hes pretending to suck dick in my direction.....made a huge scene and one of my buddys grappled me around my waist and arms n made em leave before about 15 securitiys that are 450lb 38% body fat giants all **** me up.

it was a good night tho...but i didnt get laid

what a coicidence, thats how my nights end...

but yah, best not to get into it with the house staff... its never just one and theres always going to be that guy whos so fukken big that the slight chance of winning is not worth all the swinging. I had one of those guys (about 340-360) fall on me as I dropped him... sprained my ankle and he bled all over my jeans. The good thing is I know the head bouncer of that club and he just held everyone back knowing I didnt start it. Long story, not getting into it.

[Nicotine]

once he was done, i would have played "ring around the rosie" with my key all the way around his car in a big circle......

really dig in, right to the metal. he wouldn't be seen in the car after that..who wants to be in a keyed up maserotti???

[Knockout_Power]

once he was done, i would have played "ring around the rosie" with my key all the way around his car in a big circle......

really dig in, right to the metal. he wouldn't be seen in the car after that..who wants to be in a keyed up maserotti???

nope, car stays out of the equation.

[Standby]

well KP i have a feeling your gunna love windsor haha this will be interesting

[Knockout_Power]

well KP i have a feeling your gunna love windsor haha this will be interesting

I'll be a lot leaner and quicker when I get there. I dont pick fights, Im just really bad at backing down when someone gets in my face... and I mentionned this before, most of my confrontations have been from either a guy hitting a woman or some big fukker picking on a little guy.

[Standby]

I'll be a lot leaner and quicker when I get there. I dont pick fights, Im just really bad at backing down when someone gets in my face... and I mentionned this before, most of my confrontations have been from either a guy hitting a woman or some big fukker picking on a little guy.

i didnt say you would start them. and i wont walk away either i got one friend that always with me he told me last weekend he has turned me around and walked me away from a fight 12 times in the last 7 months. just walking in the bar and dude like to give you the big shoulder and spill your drink on you and sh*t thats how it is he man youll see, and like i said the americans there horrible lol they think there so cool

[Knockout_Power]

i didnt say you would start them. and i wont walk away either i got one friend that always with me he told me last weekend he has turned me around and walked me away from a fight 12 times in the last 7 months. just walking in the bar and dude like to give you the big shoulder and spill your drink on you and sh*t thats how it is he man youll see, and like i said the americans there horrible lol they think there so cool

easier way to handle this... buy them a drink, get them drunk, steal their liscence and find out where they live... got lots of friends in the states who take care of "problems" for me... and good luck getting back across the border =)

[AlphaGenetics]

you should have gotten a pic of his bloody face and posted it

[Knockout_Power]

you should have gotten a pic of his bloody face and posted it

Briefly thought about it, but Im not like that... same thing as why I wouldnt key his car... when its done, its done. Im not getting paid to do this outside the ring so Im not going to put any more effort than is needed to get this over with. Could have ended up the other way around easily enough.

[AlphaGenetics]

Briefly thought about it, but Im not like that... same thing as why I wouldnt key his car... when its done, its done. Im not getting paid to do this outside the ring so Im not going to put any more effort than is needed to get this over with. Could have ended up the other way around easily enough.

You have your pro card? If you get paid inside the ring i guess you do.

[Knockout_Power]

You have your pro card? If you get paid inside the ring i guess you do.

nope, we got shitty paydays amateur... $300-500 per fight. Minus fee's, we would get about half.

[AlphaGenetics]

nope, we got shitty paydays amateur... $300-500 per fight. Minus fee's, we would get about half.

You get paid as an amatour?? They dont pay us in california, at least the fights that are sanctioned by the athletic commission. We get a trophy.

[Knockout_Power]

Its bad enough that from now on every time he gets mad at someone his girl will say "careful huney bunny, remember what happenned last time"

that is the little bit of asshole in me enjoying what went down... just a bit

[MACHINE5150]

you should have taken his keys and thrown them into the gutter drain.. then asked if she needed a ride.. haha

[Standby]

you should have taken his keys and thrown them into the gutter drain.. then asked if she needed a ride.. haha

x2..

[Knockout_Power]

you should have taken his keys and thrown them into the gutter drain.. then asked if she needed a ride.. haha

if she was hot, maybe... I dont do that calafornia bleach blonde look... overtanned red face with near white hair... so hot... if you are Haz.

[Standby]

if she was hot, maybe... I dont do that calafornia bleach blonde look... overtanned red face with near white hair... so hot... if you are Haz.

right now you should be doing anything especially on like that lol

[Knockout_Power]

right now you should be doing anything especially on like that lol

my experience shows that the high maintanence ones dont usually fukk much anyways.... wait, that was my ex... but HM in a different way.

[Hazard]

if she was hot, maybe... I dont do that calafornia bleach blonde look... overtanned red face with near white hair... so hot... if you are Haz.

Fvcker..... I was gunna say good job but now you can piss off.....

I had a guy 2 weeks ago accidentally bump into me and made me hit another guy whom was holding a drink. The guy that hit me said sorry and I appologized to the guy I hit. He made a face like "wtf" and said "C'mon bro" - I just looked at him and said "I got bumped by someone else.... I appologized and now we're done..... unless you want to take this further"

He walked away and that was that....

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

Fvcker..... I was gunna say good job but now you can piss off.....

I had a guy 2 weeks ago accidentally bump into me and made me hit another guy whom was holding a drink. The guy that hit me said sorry and I appologized to the guy I hit. He made a face like "wtf" and said "C'mon bro" - I just looked at him and said "I got bumped by someone else.... I appologized and now we're done..... unless you want to take this further"

He walked away and that was that....

~Haz~

well played... its the test in the air at clubs... too much free roaming ass that we tend to be on high alert to prove ourselves... Ive taken to removing myself from bars for the last couple years because of it.

[marcus300]

Haha great story

[bigboomer]

NIce! What a fuc#en tool! I cant stand idiots like that, bet it felt good laying one into his face..LOL..

[Knockout_Power]

NIce! What a fuc#en tool! I cant stand idiots like that, bet it felt good laying one into his face..LOL..

to be honest, I wasent in the mood for a fight at that point, came out of nowhere... and my hand hurt like hell this morning, swelling is gone but its really stiff.

[Shol'va]

to be honest, I wasent in the mood for a fight at that point, came out of nowhere... and my hand hurt like hell this morning, swelling is gone but its really stiff.

Your just damned lucky....or not, that it wasn't me in that car as it wouldn't have been your hand that got swollen.

[cherrydrpepper]

This epic thread is why I keep coming back to this place. KP you are the man. The only way the story could have gotten any better is if you heard the lamentation of his woman.

he was obviously on sust, I await his thread

This made me laugh so loud i almost woke up my roommate

[ironlife22]

hahahah that story made my day! bro do u take any classes for fighting?

[Knockout_Power]

hahahah that story made my day! bro do u take any classes for fighting?

Boxed for 4 years, wrestled in highschool and college then took up martial arts... my JJ sucks but if Im on my feet... somebody gonna get hurt bad

[Stigmata101]

hehehe

[digismash]

hilarious, this guy got what he deserved! lol