Anybody else like when an Ex comes on bad times?

[ghettoboyd]

so y u r jealous of me?????? Cause I have QUANTITY???

i choose quality over quantity...and i know you get more than me but that still dosent make you the sexy twin...thats my title....if my wife ever stops putting out then ill **** everything and anything just like my bro....till then ill be good so as to not fuk up a good thing...ohh and thanks for reminding me.....

[calgarian]

i love it when i get text from those bitches saying they still miss me cause i was a sex machine and their BF doesnt satisfy them.......

[calgarian]

i choose quality over quantity...and i know you get more than me but that still dosent make you the sexy twin...thats my title....if my wife ever stops putting out then ill **** everything and anything just like my bro....till then ill be good so as to not fuk up a good thing...ohh and thanks for reminding me.....

what? that my Twin Sexy bro is Married?

[Knockout_Power]

and since this seems to be a boost Haz ego thread you are 241lbs of sexiness... and I swallow

wow Haz, hooked another one

[Standby]

wow Haz, fishhook me while giving me the reach around with the other hand

fixed

[Knockout_Power]

fixed

Its only gay if you're takin it bro...

[Standby]

Its only gay if you're takin it bro...

you would be taking it lol the what the reach around is about

[Knockout_Power]

you would be taking it lol the what the reach around is about

taking it in the ass dude... you seem to know too much about being gay... how close do you live to Nico?

[armwrestler22]

I'm the same way..... I like knowing my ex's are miserable. I have one ex in particular who was hot to begin with and I saw her about 9 months after we broke up and she got even hotter LOL! She's still smokin hot and it pisses me the fvck off.....

Shes a real basket case tho..... 25 y/o and no drivers liscense..... mentally shes fvcked beyond belief..... as much as i'd like to stick it back in
her dirt star..... i couldn't ever deal with her shit again.

~Haz~

"Dirt star", man that got got me falling out of my chair laughing. I like the term "baloon knot" as well. :-)

[Standby]

taking it in the ass dude... you seem to know too much about being gay... how close do you live to Nico?

depend if you mean his main home or the secret cottage he has 45mins away?

[Standby]

"Dirt star", man that got got me falling out of my chair laughing. I like the term "baloon knot" as well. :-)

HA balloon knot awesome

[Knockout_Power]

HA balloon knot awesome

fast approaching 1K... whatcha gonna do to celebrate?

[Standby]

fast approaching 1K... whatcha gonna do to celebrate?

fvck a fattie and then when im done im gunna say that was for Cal and when she looks at me weird ill say shut up and walk away leaving the full condom still hanging out of her

[Knockout_Power]

sounds ambitious

[Standby]

sounds ambitious

sounds fun right?

[Knockout_Power]

all except for the fatties part...

[Stigmata101]

fvck a fattie and then when im done im gunna say that was for Cal and when she looks at me weird ill say shut up and walk away leaving the full condom still hanging out of her

is this what i have to look forward too

[Knockout_Power]

is this what i have to look forward too

wait, do you mean when you hit 1000 or are you the recipient of his "love"

[D3m3nt3d]

i love it when i get text from those bitches saying they still miss me cause i was a sex machine and their BF doesnt satisfy them.......

13 years later? Impressive my man.

So far, I have had 2 chicks, one from 5 yrs ago, another from 9 yrs ago still tell me I was the best sex they've had to date.

Oh yeah, and another ex who is fixing to get married, who still says I got the magic stick

[Stigmata101]

wait, do you mean when you hit 1000 or are you the recipient of his "love"

i gotta be more careful around here..........

[Shinalynn]

I thrive to look better than my ex's current..or what ever.. I like them knowing they cant really do better than me. I have a pretty good body compared to girls my age, so now one of my ex's goes for the 21yr olds..

Oh well guess I cant win them all.

[Knockout_Power]

I thrive to look better than my ex's current..or what ever.. I like them knowing they cant really do better than me. I have a pretty good body compared to girls my age, so now one of my ex's goes for the 21yr olds..

Oh well guess I cant win them all.

nice to have a womans perspective... thanx Shina

and it doesnt matter if he goes after 21 year olds, have you seen the latest generation of 20 somethings? lazy for the most part, soft plumper bodies for the most part. I dont think they've got much on ya hun

[Hazard]

"Dirt star", man that got got me falling out of my chair laughing. I like the term "baloon knot" as well. :-)

LOL i've heard it as "Inside out baloon knot"

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~Haz~

[Standby]

the guys at work when they see a nice ass they say "id eat sh*t out of her turd cutter" makes me smile everytime

[vanduhl]

the guys at work when they see a nice ass they say "id eat sh*t out of her turd cutter" makes me smile everytime

yeah some old fukk i was workin with goes..."wow look at the toilet on that"

and then the classic "terd slicer" . . . . neither of those names sound appealing in any way

[Standby]

ya they mix it up. we were driving back from lunch and say this nice ass and the dudes like look at the shitter on her. good for her. lmao

[vanduhl]

ya they mix it up. we were driving back from lunch and say this nice ass and the dudes like look at the shitter on her. good for her. lmao

LMAO!....i could just hear/picture every old fukk saying that about a young girl as i read that

[Shinalynn]

nice to have a womans perspective... thanx Shina

and it doesnt matter if he goes after 21 year olds, have you seen the latest generation of 20 somethings? lazy for the most part, soft plumper bodies for the most part. I dont think they've got much on ya hun

Thanks KP I need that. I am in college with a bunch of 19 to 21 yr olds, and it has made me more dedicated to the gym.

[D3m3nt3d]

Yeah well....3 hr conversation with the wife I have decided does not make things easier.

[MaNiCC]

Just a quick question, Kp asked if he was sick in the head, so heres my question

Is it sick that if i found out one of my ex's got hit by a bus it would make my day?

[calgarian]

Just a quick question, Kp asked if he was sick in the head, so heres my question

Is it sick that if i found out one of my ex's got hit by a bus it would make my day?

no its not as long as u r not th bus driver...which one got hit?

[calgarian]

13 years later? Impressive my man.

So far, I have had 2 chicks, one from 5 yrs ago, another from 9 yrs ago still tell me I was the best sex they've had to date.

Oh yeah, and another ex who is fixing to get married, who still says I got the magic stick

you seen nothing yet but thank you.....

[MaNiCC]

no its not as long as u r not th bus driver...which one got hit?

None but a brother can wish

[calgarian]

None but a brother can wish

fair enough...and no its not sick

[Knockout_Power]

Just a quick question, Kp asked if he was sick in the head, so heres my question

Is it sick that if i found out one of my ex's got hit by a bus it would make my day?

I have a class 1... just point me in the right direction.

[calgarian]

I have a class 1... just point me in the right direction.

for who dont understand what Class 1 is...he can drive bus and semi's

[Knockout_Power]

thanx Cal, guess I should have mentionned that for those people who live in countries that dont actually requie licenses to drive... like the UK... they dont even know what side of the road to drive on

[Neevor]

I dunno. I have mixed feelings about this. I've parted ways with all but a couple of my ex's on good terms. Several of them are really sweet chicks. One in particular we broke up cause she had the sex drive of a rug but everything else was great. I really do like hearing when things are going well for her. Possibly the sweetest girl I've ever dated other than my current gf. I was actually pissed off when I saw her boyfriend on face book. not because she had one but because the guy looks like a tool! She goes from me bodybuilding Ducati racer and her ex before me Powerlifting R1 racer to this yutz. But he looks like his sex drive matches hers so maybe thats why it works lol.

In any case, I don't really like seeing them fail (I feel sorry for them) but I do like them seeing me succeed. maybe a lesser version of the same thing?

[Standby]

im with good ol'manic on this one. we can wish

[MaNiCC]

I have a class 1... just point me in the right direction.

Now thats an appealing offer