Marriage question

[Stigmata101]

Marriage is like anything else in life. It's a risk, a chance, an uncertainty, an adventure. Specifically an opportunity to share the rest of your your life with someone whom you love. All you can do is try it.

[prime8]

ive been married 25 years and when i die and go to hell and im sure im going to hell it will be heaven

[Hoggage_54]

I haven't even gotten my hand close to her snatch.. she's a good girl

So "she" could have a penis for all you know... good luck!

[Stigmata101]

Cdp I've been thinkin and you could save yourself a real akward moment if you just can get into her laundry bin and smell those panties.....this way you will know how fresh she is, if in fact she is fresh at all.

And like Hog says how do you know if she is a she...well check those panties for any kind of stretching at the front....this will be a sure sign.

[ReX357]

Every hoggage comment is made so much funnier by the "Most Interesting Man In The World" avatar. I just imagine that guy saying the stuff everytime lol.

[ReX357]

Marriage is like anything else in life. It's a risk, a chance, an uncertainty, an adventure. Specifically an opportunity to share the rest of your your life with someone whom you love. All you can do is try it.

Don't even try, I know she threatened you with sex to write that

[Hoggage_54]

Stay thirsty my friends...

[ReX357]

Stay thirsty my friends...

lol

[ghettoboyd]

yes hoggage once had an awkward post just to see how it feels...

[Hazard]

yes hoggage once had an awkward post just to see how it feels...

LMFAO!

Hoggage doeesn't use steroids...... steroids are nothing more than bottle hoggage.....

hey.... I tried..... LOL

~Haz~

[Stigmata101]

Don't even try, I know she threatened you with sex to write that

busted

[ReX357]

Even Chuck Norris finds Hoggage interesting.

[Hazard]

Even Chuck Norris finds Hoggage interesting.

Doubt that one.....

~Haz~

[stack_it]

LMFAO!

Hoggage doeesn't use steroids...... steroids are nothing more than bottle hoggage.....

hey.... I tried..... LOL

~Haz~

Hoggage punched me in the face and I had an overwelming urge to thank him!

[gbrice75]

Fvcking awesome!

wow man there are some really fuked up opinions on marrige in here...marrige can be a great partnership between 2 people whom really love each other and want it to work...if both partys have the same lifes goals in mind and really want it to work it will...if you can find someone that you can truely love and trust and the sex is great i cant think of how life could be any better...i realize i got lucky to find my solemate but we dated and ****ed everyday for 5 years before we got married so we both knew what we where getting fom the start....its not like we rushed into anything...

X2. My wife and I are best friends, soul mates. If I hadn't found her, who knows what kind of life I'd be living right now? I know for sure it wouldn't be as good as this one. Sometimes it can work out - and to answer the question, as cliche as it sounds, you just KNOW.

[ghettoboyd]

Fvcking awesome!



X2. My wife and I are best friends, soul mates. If I hadn't found her, who knows what kind of life I'd be living right now? I know for sure it wouldn't be as good as this one. Sometimes it can work out - and to answer the question, as cliche as it sounds, you just KNOW.

glad to know there are people like me that feel the same way...i was beginning to feel like the only one...

[Dobie-BOY]

I'm just curious for the people who have been married how you knew she would be the one. I'm not trying to open any wounds I mean half of all marriages end in divorce. I'm asking because even though its too early to tell I could see this girl and I getting married eventually so I just want as much information as possible.

Dude, you never know when "she is the one". Thats exactly why half of all marriages end in divorce and why you hear of people being married 20 years and then getting divorced. Even after 20 years you still never know. Scary isnt it. Tell me about it. I have been married for 3.5 years now. Fortunately I think that she was the right one after all. We will see in about 60 years???

[lovbyts]

All these stories and all these men claiming how marriage sucks big balls at low tide and you still think about getting married? IDC if theres one or two guys who say it's great..... they're the exception not the rule.

Let me ask you this..... If you were standing on a cliff with 19 other guys and all of them jumped off the cliff and hit rocks at the bottom except for 2 guys whom landed in water...... would you jump too?

Furthermore..... I find it funny how women change once those vows are said. It's the like the "ring" is a padlock on your life..... she thinks she's got you trapped and her true colors come out.

~Haz~

True on all points. Some people will argue but they are the exception, not the rule. I know many guys who after marriage EVERYTHING changed. Also the men change because the women want/force them to and the guy knows what is at stake now.

I like a recent episode of 2 1/2 men where Carlie's Brother was trying to talk Charlie into getting married and kept telling him all the GOOD points of marriage and Charlie kept coming up with the same question.
What's in it for ME?

Good question. You should always ask yourself this...

[airguard0909]

ive been with my wife for 8 years. had no plans on it going for this long. once you got one trained. its cheaper to keep her.

[auslifta]

"If it flies, floats or fvcks, it's cheaper to rent."

[DSM4Life]

[cherrydrpepper]

Jesus f this thread got crazy since i left yesterday. The animal pics made me laugh.

This is a great quote:

If you get married for the first time and it doesn't work..... I'll feel bad for you and understand your pain..... BUT..... if you get married a 2nd time - don't even complain to me - ur a fvckin idiot.....

~Haz~

wow man there are some really fuked up opinions on marrige in here...

This is what happens when you ask a bunch of meatheads who j o to the following pics what marriage is (luv u guys):





And finally.. lol if this is real this girl probably whips half the guys in this forum:

[cherrydrpepper]

The Predator / AR Lounge Marriage thread remix

"If it bleeds.. we can marry it and be unhappy"

"My men were in the chopper" -"They were skinned alive as soon as they said I do"

"It didn't kill you cause you weren't armed. It needs that for the police report to come out right"

5 years into marriage: "You're one ugly mother----"

[Hazard]

True on all points. Some people will argue but they are the exception, not the rule. I know many guys who after marriage EVERYTHING changed. Also the men change because the women want/force them to and the guy knows what is at stake now.

I like a recent episode of 2 1/2 men where Carlie's Brother was trying to talk Charlie into getting married and kept telling him all the GOOD points of marriage and Charlie kept coming up with the same question.
What's in it for ME?

Good question. You should always ask yourself this...

Whats funny is everyone I know who is married complains about the same shit..... I don't even know why we bother getting married at all. It really is more trouble than it's worth......

Marriage:
- Costs a lot for a reception
- Costs a lot to get divorced
- She gets half of everything if it doesn't work
- you can't sleep with any other woman
- you have to get her input on everything because you're a "team"
- you have to share living space with her
- you have to deal with her bitching about not wanting to watch sports
- you might hafta watch shows like dancing with the stars
- you see her face when you wake up, when you come home, when you goto bed..... oh and when you wake up again.
- you get a mother-in-law
- you get to restrict your spending while she increases her budget
- you'll have to be ready for her to change her mind on whats acceptable and whats not. (i.e. Steroid use)
- you inherit all her debt

Bachelor:
- you do what you want - when you want and answer to no woman.
- you can sleep with as many women as your dick can handle.

^^^^ nuff said

~Haz~

[ReX357]

Whats funny is everyone I know who is married complains about the same shit..... I don't even know why we bother getting married at all. It really is more trouble than it's worth......

Marriage:
- Costs a lot for a reception
- Costs a lot to get divorced
- She gets half of everything if it doesn't work
- you can't sleep with any other woman
- you have to get her input on everything because you're a "team"
- you have to share living space with her
- you have to deal with her bitching about not wanting to watch sports
- you might hafta watch shows like dancing with the stars
- you see her face when you wake up, when you come home, when you goto bed..... oh and when you wake up again.
- you get a mother-in-law
- you get to restrict your spending while she increases her budget
- you'll have to be ready for her to change her mind on whats acceptable and whats not. (i.e. Steroid use)
- you inherit all her debt

Bachelor:
- you do what you want - when you want and answer to no woman.
- you can sleep with as many women as your dick can handle.

^^^^ nuff said

~Haz~

Haha true on all counts!

[Atomini]

whats funny is everyone i know who is married complains about the same shit..... I don't even know why we bother getting married at all. It really is more trouble than it's worth......

Marriage:
- costs a lot for a reception
- costs a lot to get divorced
- she gets half of everything if it doesn't work
- you can't sleep with any other woman
- you have to get her input on everything because you're a "team"
- you have to share living space with her
- you have to deal with her bitching about not wanting to watch sports
- you might hafta watch shows like dancing with the stars
- you see her face when you wake up, when you come home, when you goto bed..... Oh and when you wake up again.
- you get a mother-in-law
- you get to restrict your spending while she increases her budget
- you'll have to be ready for her to change her mind on whats acceptable and whats not. (i.e. Steroid use)
- you inherit all her debt

bachelor:
- you do what you want - when you want and answer to no woman.
- you can sleep with as many women as your dick can handle.

^^^^ nuff said

~haz~

qft.

[terraj]

Married 10 years, keeps getting better.


I am thinking some of you fellas should have been a bit picky.....

[lovbyts]

Whats funny is everyone I know who is married complains about the same shit..... I don't even know why we bother getting married at all. It really is more trouble than it's worth......

Marriage:
- Costs a lot for a reception
- Costs a lot to get divorced
- She gets half of everything if it doesn't work (only 1/2 if you are lucky)
- you can't sleep with any other woman
- you have to get her input on everything because you're a "team"
- you have to share living space with her
- you have to deal with her bitching about not wanting to watch sports
- you might hafta watch shows like dancing with the stars (No, no, no, this is where I draw the line)
- you see her face when you wake up, when you come home, when you goto bed..... oh and when you wake up again.
- you get a mother-in-law
- you get to restrict your spending while she increases her budget (SO True)
- you'll have to be ready for her to change her mind on whats acceptable and whats not. (i.e. Steroid use)
- you inherit all her debt (Double True, and you never find out until AFTER the wedding)

Bachelor:
- you do what you want - when you want and answer to no woman.
- you can sleep with as many women as your dick can handle. (a lot)

^^^^ nuff said

~Haz~

Did you know my 1st wife?

"If it flies, floats or fvcks, it's cheaper to rent."

You got that from some of MY other post recently???

[calgarian]

SO u went from Not getting any then talking to a 19 yrs old, to running over your neighbour's baby, to moving in with ur pvssy whipped LOSER friend, to stinky pvssy, to changing ur parents to getting married???

[calgarian]

Me and calgarian need our own radio show. We could have special guest speakers like haz and dsm. Cdp you could be our number one caller.

fvck then first week we will be listening to his bitching and complaining.....

[run_n_fool]

There are a lot of good answers in here and some pretty funny ones too. Having been married for a while now, if I were single I would not consider marriage unless I had been with a woman for 2 years.

IMO, the woman you eventually marry needs to be compatible with you on a few levels.

1. Money - you both need to be on the same plane when it comes to finances. If she is bad with money and you are a saver (or vice versa), you will have a rough road. If you are both spenders and constantly broke, you will also have a rough road as once you get married you start accumulating expensive shit like houses, dogs, kids, etc. Does she respect your income and pay for a fair share of your activities together, or are you expected to pay for everything? If you have been together for a while and are not on the same plane, you need to have an honest conversation about your joint finances. If you are both committed to the relationship, spending habits can change. Money arguments is probably the top cause of divorce

2. Kids - this is related to #1. If either of you want kids and the other does not, do not even consider getting married. If she wants kids and you don't, she will break you down. Kids add a huge amount of stress to a marriage. If it is not something you both want, one of you will come to resent the kids and possibly the spouse who wanted them.

3. Attraction - if you are not completely attracted to her now in her prime, you are going to be disappointed in the future.

I love my wife and am happy to have her in my life, but we have also had some rough patches where I've never felt more depressed in my whole life. You have to take the good with the bad I guess.

[Hazard]

I feel like this thread, http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=445391 , should be linked in this one.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

While marriage can have some good times..... it seems to me like the bad times, the stressful times, and the hard times far outweigh any possible benefit.....

~Haz~

[cherrydrpepper]

SO u went from Not getting any then talking to a 19 yrs old, to running over your neighbour's baby, to moving in with ur pvssy whipped LOSER friend, to stinky pvssy, to changing ur parents to getting married???

i was going to think of something witty but fk it you get this instead

[Times Roman]

yup. definately some negative opinions in here.

my woman was 17 when I met her. I really didn't know for sure, but I suspected.

She took me to meet her granny, and took me out back to show me doodle bugs, and to feed chickens... real down to earth stuff. all the women in my life so far were more interested in how many guys they had been with, how beautiful they were, how many lines they can get for free at a party, how much money i made.... real superficial stuff.

So here's this woman, more interested in family, and in earthy stuff, and so I started looking at her thinking she would make someone a good wife, and be a good mother.

All the women in my life so far had been real high maintenance.... I was constantly on guard duty (you know what i mean), and I could never really relax since these women enjoyed flirting with other men to get a reaction out of me.

We had been dating for awhile, and I was at the mall. Coincidently, here comes my woman, so I wolf whistle at her to get a reaction (she didn't know I was there), and she just kept her eyes straight ahead. I'm thinking damn! she doesn't even know she's beautiful!!! All the other women I've been with would have been looking around to see who's flirting with them, with big smiles of appreciation in return.

She keeps her makeup to a minimum, no fukked up fancy fingernails or toenails, no drugs, never touched a cigarette, and the booze to a minimum. She's shy about s3x to a certain point, but once I get her in the mood and fired up, she can really put on a show. it took her a long time to get there, since she feels she's a plain jane, (the way I like it), but when we are together and the lights are out, she becomes the beautiful woman I know she is.

She has only been with a few guys, not because she hasn't been asked (she turned me down the first few times), but because she has integrity, and if she already has plans, she wouldn't dream of breaking a prior engagement. She finally went out with me the third time i asked. And although I don't like putting her on the spot and asking about relationships before me, I would be extremely surprised if she ever had a one night fling.

So how do you know she's the one? for me, it was the many little things that added up.

some other .02
there is no majikal number about how long you have to be with a woman before marriage. I would say some can be with a woman for years and not really know them. Others a few months and it's like they are soul mates. only you will know that for sure.

How you meet your woman will have an impact on the relationship. if you fuk your woman on a first date, i'd say the relationship is doomed to be superficial. but you don't want to go too long either. again, no majikal number for how long before sex.

cdp... it sounds like you are a YOUNG 29. (no worries, so was I). It sounds like you should probably take things slowly for now. For some reason, the women are noticing you more now, and you may not be used to it, nor may you be able to handle it. you get in a serious relationship with this new woman, and you could stray because all of a sudden all the tang out there is noticing you, and you may want some of that (based on some of your older posts). Just my .02

[kiwidave1]

Married my wife 3 months after meeting her. Been married 12 years now. First 3 years we couldn't talk to each other cos she didn't speek english.


ahhh good time, but you can't judge how well a marrage will work out based on how long the relationship was pre marrage.

Stinky vag is a no good vag.

[Times Roman]

While marriage can have some good times..... it seems to me like the bad times, the stressful times, and the hard times far outweigh any possible benefit.....

~Haz~

my woman may have saved my life. I was pretty reckless, always going for the biggest high, the biggest adreline rush. At a party, I was always the guy that drank the most, or did the most drugs. If there was a fight, I was always in the middle of it. I could always do more pushups than you, run farther than you, or beat you in arm wrestling. (you = guys in general). I always had the fastest motorcycle, which also meant tickets, tickets, tickets (when the cops could catch me, that is.... there for a couple of years, i refused to pull over, and preferred instead, to out run em on a crowded freeway). Let me be very specific. There were many who considered me an in your face punk. Anyways, my woman got me to calm down. Got me off the drugs. I stopped going to bars. Which meant my fighting practically stopped. I'm a different man today, thanks to my woman. I still have a little mean streak in me, but pretty much subdued. It's funny, get a little tequila in me, and for some strange reason, I lose my "domestication".

Some are not suitable for marriage. Some think they may not suitable because the type of women they are attracted are all wrong for marriage.

but i think for me, i had to make a decision early on to change and no longer date the kind of women I had previously been dating.

some women you can bring home to mother

other women are just for fun and are not suitable for marriage.

[calgarian]

i was going to think of something witty but fk it you get this instead

dude u have some issues

[spywizard]

here is the question that i answered before i got married the 2nd time..

If i won the lottery.. would I still be married to this woman, and stay with her.. the answer was yes, and still is after 15 yrs..

so jerk off and be happy you have someone to share your life with.. and for goodness sake, clean out the sink after you shave damn it..

jk..

[spywizard]

While marriage can have some good times..... it seems to me like the bad times, the stressful times, and the hard times far outweigh any possible benefit.....

~Haz~

Those are the times that marriage is the most needed and helpful.. brotha you are missing out..