**Stack_it and Calgarian host AR's loveline**

[Swifto]

hahahahahahahahaha....

[Swifto]

What the f*ck did you search to find that picture you disgusting old man!!

Oh...

Is it really yours?

[Knockout_Power]

Ok, Im here, lets hear it...

[marcus300]

What the f*ck did you search to find that picture you disgusting old man!!

Oh...

Is it really yours?

Its the picture you sent me of your inverted penis, you was worried about it so thats why i ask if their is anything can be done for you,

Thats what mates are for x

[Standby]

lmfao oh boy

[calgarian]

Ok, Im here, lets hear it...

whats ur question? or its always the same old same old with u?

[calgarian]

lmfao oh boy

**Calgarian shares the popcorn with StandBy

[Swifto]

Its the picture you sent me of your inverted penis, you was worried about it so thats why i ask if their is anything can be done for you,

Thats what mates are for x

I can just see you goggling: "Small penis pics"

Sicko.

hahahahahaha....

[Standby]

butterless popcorn right?

[Knockout_Power]

whats ur question? or its always the same old same old with u?

I got no question... my answer is simple. Bert's girl is now setting me up with her friend...

I just figured if you were going to make jokes about me, I might as well be here to read and laugh at them

[Standby]

I got no question... my answer is simple. Bert's girl is now setting me up with her friend...

I just figured if you were going to make jokes about me, I might as well be here to read and laugh at them

[marcus300]

I can just see you goggling: "Small penis pics"

Sicko.

hahahahahaha....

No I didnt google it, it was a pm you sent me about a week ago, here is a copy of it, does this jog your memory?

marcus can you help me please, my penis is inverted and i hate looking at it, i p1ss on my hands everytime I go to the toilet, its that small, please in all your wisdom help me, dont tell anyone or show this picture to anyone, thanks

[calgarian]

I got no question... my answer is simple. Bert's girl is now setting me up with her friend...

I just figured if you were going to make jokes about me, I might as well be here to read and laugh at them

Berts Girl is setting u up with one of her Nerdy friends??? oh boy you will have "der in the headlight " look when she asks you "what Einstein's theory of relativity " is

[Knockout_Power]

Im told she's a really nice girl, so Im not sure how pics will go... but the pic Berts girl showed me was bery cute... she's a well nicely built dancer, tiny @ like 5'1-5'2

[calgarian]

Im told she's a really nice girl, so Im not sure how pics will go... but the pic Berts girl showed me was bery cute... she's a well nicely built dancer, tiny @ like 5'1-5'2

she will make ur tiny penis look big.....

[Knockout_Power]

Berts Girl is setting u up with one of her Nerdy friends??? oh boy you will have "der in the headlight " look when she asks you "what Einstein's theory of relativity " is

Einsteins theory of relativety? thats easy... its the theory that everyone from Alabama is related... ewwww

[Knockout_Power]

she will make ur tiny penis look big.....

thats the plan

[calgarian]

Einsteins theory of relativety? thats easy... its the theory that everyone from Alabama is related... ewwww

u will get it after this answer but it wont be nookie

[Swifto]

At least I dont use this contraption to get a hard on!

Here's the PM you sent me...

Here it is Swifto, my german friend Claus gave it to me, it works really well mate.

[marcus300]

Touche my friend, your learning quick

[Swifto]

Touche my friend, your learning quick

Ha ha... Touche.

Couldnt have you posting pictures and me not!

I've got a button mushroom (according to you) and you have a balloon in your dick!

[Knockout_Power]

wtf is going on? where do you guys get this...

I thought I spent too much time online

[ReX357]

IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND DECIDE TO CHEAT (bad ...bad boy).....If you didint why the hell u r here reading this

OK So here is the NOT to do list . Lets face it the at the end of the day
"You dont want to marry her" we will call it ER(End result).
(I know most girl will hate me for it...oh well )
Definition: Girl = Chick u r screwing.

1. Never Ever and I mean NEVER open the car door for a girl.

2. Never ever buy her flower.

3. Pay attention to what she is saying..DONT react on it
e.g
If you are wearing a gold and silver chains and chick say dont mix both its always either or. Dont go running and take off either or.

4. Never tell her to call you when she is upset on her BF/Husband.

5. Make sure you take ur time replying to her text(if its not regarding screwing right now). if she says why were u late...u were busy working or hanging out with friends.

6. If you are smart ass (like me or dukkit) learn to keep YOUR MOUTH SHUT.(it can cause more problems).

7. If you hear "I miss talking to you"...uh-oh first sign of trouble.

8. if you hear "I like spending time with you" come back with a smart ass line like " me too as long as we are both naked".

9. Never text her and ask hows her day is going....."r u free?" texts are allowed.

10. "you rocked my world" is a ego booster but if u receive the text saying " I just had sex with my BF and he is not good as u and I am missing u"...responce when he is away so I an come and satisfy you...nothing more .

11."I cant live without you" smart ass comment is " is this a lust and love"...most will not reply to this response.

12..."where this thing is going" response should be (depending on the location) if u r road..north or south...in a departmental store "end of aisle".

13. "I am falling for you".....response ....Honey I cant stop you from doing that but you know my situation from the start.

14. Never use names always use pet names like pumpkin, honey bun, sweet cheeks names can be switched.

15. "you seeing anybody?"...response "nope what I cant get home u r giving it to me....so no need. cause I get most of the things taken care of at home and rest u can give me cause u r a sweet girl.

16. If she is having bad day at work dont offer to go see her so it will make her happy..( chances are that she will think you are a sweet guy).

17 "you are funny, smart and hold an adult conversation, sexy " indicates she developing the feeling for you.

18, I lie down besides my BF and realize that it not you and i just cry.......she is in totally love with you and you are in trouble. get ready for "why cant u leave ur wife so we can be together" oh believe me its coming.

19. Never pay for her drinks....( i did and heard a comment thats sweets and nobody ever did it for me).

20. In the last 3 weeks of cycle avoid as much as you can cause estrogen level can make u do crazy things ).

21. If she use sex as a weapon to take you out of ur current relationship dump that bitch at that moment. you will receive cpl of drunk text messages learn to ignore them.

22. Never pull the car out out of parking lot and pick her up from the main door of a pub..it shows you re caring and care for her..always make her walk with you even if it is raining.

23.Never give out your home # especially if u r in a relationship. Thats why cell phones are for. Never tell them where you work you can tell them what you do for living.

24.Ask a chick if she is Bi-polar casually if she says Yes fvck her and forget her cause they are only fun for 2 weeks MOve on to next.

25. If you are in a relationship and she is also dont think u can fvck her without she is LOVING you...u r living in a dream believe me.

26. If the reason you are cheating on ur other half is sex only just realize that sex is not everything in this world..there is alawys some other chick who is in the same situation you will eventually find her.

27. Oh and age doesnt matter......for me it ranged from 23,26 and 35 so it doesnt matter.

28. Lets hang out for coffee.....umm be careful I did it and she was all hot and horny(so much that her cheeks turn red and no she was not blushing) for me and that leads to "lets get married u make me hot" I dont mind the you make me hot comment but the first one...........what should I say.

29. If you have a kid and she does also never take the kid to her it could lead to "you are really good with kids i love u even more".


30. For all those idiots who think they love the girl right before they cum ( and say I love you to them in the middle of it)
....after you say u loved her dont react much further and after grand final just say "i hope u didnt get offended It wa just spur of the moment and u looked so hot lying naked couldnt resist" So she know she looks hot naked....if she asks how abt with clothing..smart ass response "I always see u naked in my head" that will piss her off but u already done ur thing and by the time next time comes she will be over it.
(Thanks to stack it)


cause lets face it at the end of the day "YOU DONT WANT TO MARRY HER"

These all are my personal experiences just be careful now I cant stop you for falling for the girl hey but I tried.

Thats all I can think of. I have received marry me 3 times( that one include "if I cant have you no one can") in a 4 months(that include once today) even though they knew I am married.
Lets see what you guys think of that.

if you envy me get in line but let me know which line you are in the ones that envy me or the one that wants to marry me

In the end I apologize to anyone I offended but its true and yes I am arrogant asshole

Very interesting article by Dr. C. Algarian.

[Knockout_Power]

Very interesting article by Dr. C. Algarian.

priceless

[calgarian]

Very interesting article by Dr. C. Algarian.

Thank you thank you

[calgarian]

priceless

did u read it this time.....pvssy starved

[baseline_9]

What the f*ck is that?! It looks like an extremely swollen clit!

maybe its a bird on half a gram of test a week

or lady GAGA

[ReX357]

I think that article should be stickied at the top of the lounge lol.

[Knockout_Power]

did u read it this time.....pvssy starved

thats one thing I am not... Ive eaten more in the last 2 months than any of you 2 or 3 combined

fvckin one, I'll admit, been a while

[Knockout_Power]

I think that article should be stickied at the top of the lounge lol.

Agreed, any idea of how long it took that monkey to write it all and then figure out how to use spell check?

[ReX357]

thats one thing I am not... Ive eaten more in the last 2 months than any of you 2 or 3 combined

fvckin one, I'll admit, been a while

You just eat pvssy and don't f*ck it?

[Knockout_Power]

You just eat pvssy and don't f*ck it?

left my ex cause she went dry for over a year... that was about 4 months ago. Had a run with a younger girl who really liked giving/receiving oral... who was I to complain 4-5 times/week

[ReX357]

left my ex cause she went dry for over a year... that was about 4 months ago. Had a run with a younger girl who really liked giving/receiving oral... who was I to complain 4-5 times/week

I mean that's better than nothing. But you should donkey punch her next time.

[calgarian]

Agreed, any idea of how long it took that monkey to write it all and then figure out how to use spell check?

Gorilla to you and it didnt took me long it was 3am in the morning and i didnt felt like working that night so I did wrote it....lol ppl took offense to that...oh well dont read.

[calgarian]

You just eat pvssy and don't f*ck it?

dont get him started......

[calgarian]

left my ex cause she went dry for over a year... that was about 4 months ago. Had a run with a younger girl who really liked giving/receiving oral... who was I to complain 4-5 times/week

see what u did rex????

[Knockout_Power]

Gorilla to you and it didnt took me long it was 3am in the morning and i didnt felt like working that night so I did wrote it....lol ppl took offense to that...oh well dont read.

people took offense to that posting?

heres an idea... dont read it if you dont like it

[calgarian]

people took offense to that posting?

heres an idea... dont read it if you dont like it

oh no they read and then get offended

[Standby]

ppl are stupid. everyone has their own opinion also doesnt mean they have to share it

[Knockout_Power]

yah, we dont get mad that Cal slams fatties... we just vommit and accept it